Okay,i'm a virgin. And i'm fifteen,ugly as sin,and want a fucking girl.

I've tried my damnest,but I just can't seem to find a chick willing to bang me. I live out in the middle of nowhere in Florida,and I am home-schooled...I have next to no charisma.

What does Totse suggest I do? A hooker is out of the question,but I was considering having an older friend buy a fleshlight for me....

You're fifteen. You're not some kind of failure if you've not got laid at that age. Stop worrying about it.

I know,but I WANT to get laid. I don't care if people think i'm a freak or anything.

A pretty surefire way to not get laid is to be only looking to get laid. Not too many girls outside of the party scene will just fuck once, then move on. Girls like relationships generally.

So what you should do is look for a relationship. This might take long, but it will inevitably lead to sex.

Also, if you're really really desperate, hit on equally ugly chicks.

Every ho around here is extremely ugly,they just all think they're super models. :(

Well,I can do a relationship,but my main goal is sex. :/

And...hookers are out of the question, why?

Yes, you're a horny 15 year old. Does that mean you're ready to venture into the world of girls? Obviously not. Take your time to grow up a bit, learn to understand and respect women a lil bit more. If you go into social situations stinking of an attitude that says, "Hi, all the hoes round here are really ugly, and so am I, but I just wanna fuck", you're not likely to get anywhere, are you?

How come you're home schooled? That doesn't really matter, just so long as you make an effort to get out amongst people your own age as often as you can (and I get the impression that you don't, for some reason). Make friends with some girls, find out what makes them tick. All the sweet pussy will come later. :)

Date rape. Ask in BI for more info.

Okay,i'm a virgin

I also couldn't help noticing you are a faggot.

get the fuck over it and live life instead of chasing pussy.

Ignoring the quip about be being a faggot...

I'm home-schooled because that's the only way I can get education. The school got pissed off at me,and instead of just expelling me,they put me on the homebound program...Oh well.

Uhhh... don't expect anything anytime soon.

Just clean yourself up and get out more. It'll happen eventually.

That's the best advice so far. Make some 'normal' friends, have them introduce you around to other people. You'll find somebody sooner or later.
There's a thread devoted to getting laid somewhere in S&A, it might be worth you taking a look at.

Ignoring the quip about be being a faggot...

I'm home-schooled because that's the only way I can get education. The school got pissed off at me,and instead of just expelling me,they put me on the homebound program...Oh well.

Have you ever heard of fucking spaces? Whoever is home-schooling you needs to teach you proper grammar.

And on the girl problem: Don't worry about it, you're only 15 for fuck's sake. Get out and do something and get your mind off the fucking pussy. You're just empowering them by placing value on what they have between their legs. Be a man god-damnit!!

Chasing pussy is part of living life.

Wow, big deal i'm 17 and cant get a girlfriend at all. Just wait and bide your time. Maybe at university you are bound to meet a likeminded individual to go out with. Oh and after havign a mid life crisis at 16 I have realised that even thoguh I'm male, mroe than anything I wantr to be loved and needed

....gtfo

Acting desperate turns a lot of girls off. Just put yourself in positions to meet girls, act natural (sans desperation) and it'll happen. If not, just hire a prostitute.

You're fifteen. Take your time, exercise, have some self improvement and keep your head down.

When the time comes..

This thread is useless without pics :p

threads should require a 2 pic minimum is you're going to make a topic here.

This one time, this chick asked me if I wanted to fuck her. She's kinda ugly and chubby but with some big tits. I wanted to fuck her, yes I fucking did!

Know what I fucking did? I acted all embarassed, kinda backed a way and made a few (all of them.) wrong moves, because I was worried it would get out I fucked some skank. Now a year later I'm sitting here with my dick in my hand.

Morale of the story is don't hand pick your pussywheat, buy a harvester

It's pretty simple. Don't just think of getting laid, go with the flow and you'll be surprised by how quickly you'll get to where you wanna be. It really isn't rocket science.

Might I add that you're only 15, there's no need to be in a hurry.

yeah, i lost my virginity when i was 15. Damn near scared me away from sex for life after she told me that she might be pregnant holy shit that sucked.... just wait, find a girl you "love" although it won't be love at you're age and wait till you are ready. Don't listen to the raging hormones.

^ Hahaha, same thing happened to me at 15. Cept she wasn't pretty and I knew she wasn't pregnant so I didn't really care.

Pity sex?

it isnt that bad if you cant get laid at 15. Thirty something, come back and we'll talk, if toste is still here. Then again I had a girlfreind that would probally fuck me besides the whole pregnacy thing and im 14. Some people are just luckier than others.

This,

get rich then u will have women all over u or grow a huge dick or get good at fingering and eating out

How the fuck can you have a mid life crisis at 16?

So true, The truth is, girls really do care more about personality then looks(Fucked up. I know) I've seen Some of the most ugly guy's with some of the best looking girls( the guy didn't have much money either) before .And besides "All girls look the same in the dark"-Some guy I can' remember

How the fuck can you have a mid life crisis at 16?
He's clearly planning on being gone at 32.

"All girls look the same in the dark"-Some guy I can' remember

That's why fucking in pitch black lighting is absurd in my mind, if you can't enjoy the spectacle why bother?

He's clearly planning on being gone at 32.

By that logic I should have had a midlife crisis in 6th grade, since I'll probably be dead by 22(joining the Marines to get blown up in Fallujah).

...even thoguh I'm male, mroe than anything I wantr to be loved and needed

Yeah, I'm exactly like that and it really sucks to be in this kind of situation given you can absolutely under no circumstances tell anyone this other than online. At least, that's how I see it.

I'll type with out spaces after comma's,thank you.

Anyway,thanks for you advice. Anyone know how much a hooker charges for the "full deal"?

About 150 $ if she's not too bad. You have to be 18 anyway.

havign a mid life crisis at 16

You give me the lulz.

Why would a skanky,coke-addicted hooker care about age?