so today was the last of old me, a guy with alot of charisma managed to steal the girl i had been dating for three months in a matter of a couple days.

This isnt the first time this dickhead has fucked me over either. He caused me to fail my first grading period statistics class by lying to the teacher about a project we did together.

A few days after that incident his convertible mysteriously had a slash cut in the roof, and several dead animals(roadkill) seemed to just slip through the hole into the interior, it was on unsolved mysteries.

Now it's Defcon 2, and this fuckers pissin me off and talkin shit to everyone about how he "stole" my girl.

Im NOT going to do anything vandalization wise this time... I would be the obvious culprit and look like the badguy, and hurt the situation.

He is arrogant. But im not going to lie he's got game. alot more than i do. He was macking so hard on her the other day, i didnt even want to try flirting with her because it would be embarassing.

so how do i get my girl back? how do i get this charisma that he has, but i currently dont?

thanks

We shall wait a few months, and THEN exact revenge. A few months from now, this whole incident will be the LAST thing on his mind.

Practice my friend...
Put yourself in every social situation that comes up.
Eventually this charisma will develop as the delicate intricacies of social interaction unfolds before youre eyes.

But theres no quick fix like youre looking for, its gonna take some time.

Smoke alot of yurple and just swagger into it.

You can't really change who you are without a lot of work.

You need to:
* Work out what it is you are lacking exactly,
* Work out what your current strengths are,
* and work out what it is you need to improve.

Then, go out and work out ways to improve what you are missing.

If you are shy, get a job that forces you to talk to people and try to sell them something. If your group of friends are a weakness, get a new group. For every perceived weakness, there must be someone or something you are comparing yourself to to know you are lacking.

In my case, I was very shy when I was 17/18. I worked at a junk store at the time. I started being the spruiker out on the street trying to get people into the store. From there, I started DJ'ing parties, then weddings. Then I started MC'ing weddings. It took about 4 years or so, but now I can talk to anyone, anywhere about whatever I like.

In your case, you think you need "game". What I think you lneed is to lose your shyness, and not be afraid to make a bit of a fool of yourself from time to time. You can read all sorts of books and internet sites, but in the end, they all basically say the same thing - go out and talk to women. Lose your fear, and you'll be 10 times better. Once you've lost your fear, then you can work on your sense of humour, your sexyness, and any other appealing traits you need.

Learn to make yourself the centre of attention without loosing your dignity or looking like a jackass.

True story. We need to plan this shit out though. Im interested to hear your ideas. I need to set up a drug deal with him then call NEST or the local US Marshall and have them bust his ass, he cant date my girl if he's droppin the soap in Miami Correctional Facility.

haha yeah when i dumped all the dead shit in his car he told everyone that he had hit a squirrel and it climbed up THROUGH the hole in his roof and landed on the seat, without a head, and obviously the squirrels legless opossum friend, and pancaked coon buddy managed to get through the hole too... interesting how that works.:D

I've gone and watched my friends at the mall get 10+ phone numbers from hot chicks in a matter of an hour and a half. Im sorta shy around people I dont know very well, so I just dont do things like that and save myself the humiliation. Im more of the "nice guy" who always gets taken advantage of, cheated on and/or finishes last. The guy who's good girl-friends are hot as hell and love him to death but yet would never have a relationship with him. Im the guy who could be the pussy-whipped boyfriend, without actually getting pussy.

I've just never had real good luck with flirting with girls and most of the time it ends with "wow that was mean" or "You're an asshole", or I say things that dont even make sense, or laugh at everything regardless whether it was funny or not.

I have very little confidence, and what confidence i DID have is sorta shot to hell at this point because this fucker came in right under my nose and gaffled her from me.

situation: your getting outgamed/dude macking on your chick/dude you just want to leave....whatever

Task: ask to borrow a pen/pencil and a piece of paper. If hes got game he will say something cocky, but will give you the pen and paper to get you out of the way so he can keep macking. Write on the piece of paper "fetch". Give it back to him. And wait till he says it: "Fetch, wtf does that mean".

You answer with a cocky smile "Fetch". And throw his pen. Then start talking to the chick.


Possible Outcomes:

A. he starts a fight, fight and hope you put him down.

B . he gets up to go get the pen, youve already defeated him, sit down in his seat and start talking to the girl.

C. If he says something, rudely interrupt him and say "I have spoken", then go back to talking to girl. Rinse and repeat every time he speaks. It will either result in A or B.





adapt to whatever fits your situation. The important part is taking something of his, and throwing it. Then not letting him intimidate you.


and if your young and havent got into a fight. Go, and fight some kid. For whatever fucking reason possible. Read up a lil on how to fight, then go pick a fight. Once youve gotten in your first fight, you dont get intimidated anywhere near as easily. Which will make you alot better with chicks.







and for the charisma part: watch some movies with charasmatic actors in it. And pretend your in the SIMS. Just go and talk to yourself in front of the mirror. You have something to think about? Go and discuss with yourself while looking at yourself in the mirror.

That actually sounds like a good plan. Is he suspicious of new buyers? Does he make deliveries, or do they have to come by his house?

i have heard of him selling shit out of his house. Whenever he used to get me chronic we always met somewhere though. We'd just need to notify the police, then let them know of the final location as soon as we know he's there. Someone else would have to go to him as a buyer though;

I found out he was hustling me for about $10-$25 an eighth so I stopped his middleman bullshit and went to his source, who actually was also being middled and now I have THE source, that gets me the best shit in the area bar none and makes my name infamously associated with fire-ass buddha, and thus makes me some money. I partied it up with some people the other night from Marian who had never seen my face, but knew my name well because I "get the best dro and blow around man".

Fuckwit. If your dealing you shouldnt rat on another dealer. Thats fucked up, and can get you fucked up. Snitches get stitches.

secondly if did want to do it, your overthinking. Simplicity is key. The more elaborate your plan is, the greater chance its gonna go wrong.

Just get his adress, goto a payphone. Report loud screams coming from inside the house, and say youve suspected the owner of narcotic use. When they ask your address and name, hang up. Popo's still goto follow up on it. Wether or not they find anything, or even if he lets him them in the house (dunno how this work with an anonymous tip, without search warrant if he refused)you will scare the shit out of him.

And to get real dirty, do it at a time theres alot of traffic at his place. So his friends/buyers sees cops there. Then do the same thing just report some of buyers addresses. They will think he ratted to the cops.

I wouldnt be ratting on another dealer, i found out he doesnt sell anymore.

I just want my girl back.

why? so the next guy can come along and out-game you?

Level up to 4 and place your new point into cha

Snitching is low.

Weed will give anyone charisma

Just level up more. Go out and level grind with some orcs. You get an ability point at level 4.

And do you mean that you have 0 CHA, or a 0 CHA modifier... because 0cha is WAY bad... that's like... that's like a... a -5 modifier.

For real though, the only way to get more charismatic is to make yourself step outside of your "comfort zone" and get more comfortable with more situations. All charisma really is is being comfortable in any situation and having the ability to act in such a way that people don't want to stab you with a fork. Practice.:D

Get your GF interested in you, but don't take her back man.

Have some spine, if she ran over to the other guy just like that, then she ain't worth it.

But still get her interested just for payback's sake.

IIm sorta shy around people I dont know very well, so I just dont do things like that and save myself the humiliation.

I've just never had real good luck with flirting with girls

I have very little confidence, and what confidence i DID have is sorta shot to hell at this point because this fucker came in right under my nose and gaffled her from me.

dude,here is your problems.dont talk down about yourself...you need to tell yourself..."im the hottest guy here" "every chick that see's me,wants me" say it everytime you get in a situation where you are nervous.

also,with your friends....make it a game...its so much easier to do when your pride with your friends is riding on it.

COME ON! if you can slash a guys droptop and put roadkill in it...why cant you talk to a female,or just work this motherfuckers head into a wall?

DONT BE A FUCKING COWARD! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR.

Look it up on google pick up artistry etc. School of Seduction on youtube.. anything. God, it's not that difficult to talk to women effectively.

wow man he seriously sounds like the ultimate asshole from the movies.

if you can't beat him join him. play his game, and give him a taste of his own medicine.

as Kyle (sidewayz6.6) can attest to, this kid lies through his teeth.

I have an 06 MINI Cooper S, it's supercharged... I've got about 200whp at this point in time, thats 60 over stock. 0-60 in the mid-high 5s, my best 1/4 mile is 13.8. I'm running about 18.5psi boost, and a straight exhaust. I chose this car because of its handling abilities and because it was unique, Im also using grad money to buy a used H2, and make the MINI have about 375whp, without NOS, and it will be in ferrari territory on the strip and track (not bullshitting, the guy who's running the same modifications is consistantly posting 0-60mph times in the high 3s on sticky street tires)

One stats class (me, kyle, and this kid) were out in the hallway, and this kid started talking shit about my car. With like 5 other people out there as an audience he tried saying that he had raced me in his STOCK Bright Orange 03 Mustang Convertible AUTOMATIC (the car i slashed the top on). Never have I raced this kid number one, and number two he's talking shit about how I have a "bitch car", when his car screams:
"I like it up the ass".

He pushed me to the point where I told him to shut the fuck up and stop trying to make himself feel good, where he then replied "What the fuck u going to do about it?" To where I stood up and got in his face, and just about ended his life. Kyle bares witness to this happening.

I dont fuck around. People that piss me off dont do it for long, the school golf coach did, he got in my face and tried to push me back to where i then dropped him square on his ass in front of the whole team and the customers at the driving range we were at. I was kicked off the team... whoops

I've put up with this kid forever, he's really lasted the longest of anyone, and this is the final shit in the toilet.

I need to get her back, I talked to her yesterday and she said the only reason we werent dating is because i never really flirted with her/was romantic.

Wow I fuckin hate this kid. I need to do something.

Love is the most powerful force in the universe; if you are enjoying your position, no one can hold power over you.

"Here at least
We shall be free; the Almighty hath not built
Here for his envy; will not drive us hence:
Here we may reign secure; and in my choice
To reign is worth ambition, though in hell:
Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven."

1. stab him with a knife
2. twist the knife
3. ??????
4. Profit!

Ummm okay?

What am I supposed to take from this? It seems like a good lesson, I just dont know what it is supposed to teach me...

Ummm okay?

What am I supposed to take from this? It seems like a good lesson, I just dont know what it is supposed to teach me...

Sorry, I have a habit of not being clear enough. Accurately getting a message across is a bit harder then it seems. :)

Basically what I'm trying to say is that if you stop giving a fuck what this guy thinks, it won't hamper you. And if you actually ENJOY your situation, then you'll be better than him!

If you are always enjoying yourself, you are completely free.

No prob, I was in Honors English, but never did well in poetry or with stuff like Thoreau:D

I completely agree with you. I really only seem to be happy with the situation when I'm high or drunk, but thats sorta relative.

My parents are cracking down on the drug usage so... haha

So how do I get happy with the situation without the use of illicit substances? lol

Well, I happen to be writing up a piece about basically getting the same effect as drugs without using them...So if you wait a little while, you might have your answer.

tight...

I cant wait.

i did the high school version of the "War on Drugs" episode of Penn & Teller "Bullshit" for my senior exit project ;)

I've had to deal with a few guys like him, not cool and a big pain in the ass until they're gone.

He doesn't give two shits about you, anything you think, and you don't matter a bit to him. Contrast this to your near obsession over what he's done to you and him in general. Do the same, pretend he doesn't exist, stiff him if you want something and belittle him as he has done to you.

Far as charisma, a retail job does wonders, I've been in an electronics/random shit store for about a year now, gone from a quiet/non center-of attention kid to someone who doesn't think twice about drawing every pair of eyes in the room to him, or stepping over or around whoever is in my way to get whatever it is I want. You're making him an obstacle, or at least letting him become an obstacle to you, stop that and do what you want without concern to him. If he's in your way, step over him or through him, no compromise or exception.

How is he not an obstacle? And since Im treating him like one how do I "step over him", like does that mean, go for her anyway or something like that?

I don't recall typing that he isn't an obstacle, I said he is but I'll go re-check that.

Pretty much, him macking on her doesn't stop you from doing it, or from anything else. If she chooses him over you, too bad, her loss and she'll find out sooner or later that he's a waste of time. Don't let some dick discourage you from what you want. He doesn't give a fuck, why should you (as in about anything against you and vice versa)?

In short: Fuck him and what he's done or does, go get what you want and don't accept defeat, obvious that you want it more than he does so why let him stop you or stop going after it and making him much a big problem in your life? Ignore him and do what you want anyways.

ohhh sorry dude i read your post wrong. She said "hanging out as friends would be nice"

so yeah, it looks like i might be hanging out with her in the near future.

something i left out...:D

she's my neighbor. Like 3 doors down the street. I know its pretty pathetic that i manage to fuck something like that up, but i do somehow.

my next door neighbor is her cousin, she's hot as hell. like damn... i live in a great neighborhood. She just moved in, and i dont really know alot about her, but im working on it. She kept eye fucking me the other day at her dad's wedding. so ill see how that goes.

Sounds like she was just a gold digger to me...she wasn't messin' with no broke nigger...

Hanging out is good, but having her switch from a 'friend only' to a 'hey i like this guy' mentality can be tricky, and depends on your attitude/her reactions so far and if she's, y'know, actually attracted you to in the first place. Seems like she knows your intent, seeing as she highlighted the 'as a friend' bit.

If you think that her cousin is interested, go after her, nothing to lose and it can go very well. Girls generally don't stare at you unless a) you've made an ass of yourself b) you have a mole covering half your face, no usual facial features, or something else generally 'wrong' or weird or c) they're attracted to you.

well being that she's dating the fucker that this thread is about, like he's her bf, we wouldnt be hanging out as anything more than friends.

and i mean, she has fully admitted on several occasions that she thinks im hot, and suggested that we "get high and fuck". A couple months back "If i didnt have a bf, we could have some fun." But I was flirty with her then, wasnt really showing alot of interest. Granted i took advantage of the "we should get high and fuck" comment, and we were literally an hour away from me actually going over and us messing around all night, when her mom and dad unexpectedly got back from puerto rico a day early.

I dont have a huge mole on my face, and I dont talk to her much so i wouldnt be coming off as an ass. She offered me a drink the other day when I was helpin her stepdad polish up his new porsche turbo, and I sorta like stuttered lol when i looked up at her while replying. She was like "Mike would you like something to drink?" and I go "No (lookup).... No ummmm... thank you though Im fine." and she smiled at me. I believe she knows i want her pants, but I think it's mutual :p:D

She's just someone to fuck around with, I have a fairly deep emotional relationship with Girl A, like I know things that 99% of her other friends dont. We're best friends. Its only been recently though that I've recognized how hot she is and how awesome she would be as a girlfriend.

Kyle, that seems to be the case with most girls hahaha I mean she was sorta dating me, and i mean everyone around pretty much knows i have more money than God, then she goes over to Husband who's just a little spoiled bitch and has quite a bit of money himself.
"She ain't messin with no broke niggas"

The thing that errrks me the most about this kid is that he is JUST like me. We look like we could be brothers, we're interested in the same things, the list goes on... And his name is the same as mine too for christ's sake. It pisses me off.

The thing that errrks me the most about this kid is that he is JUST like me. We look like we could be brothers, we're interested in the same things, the list goes on... And his name is the same as mine too for christ's sake. It pisses me off.

That's where I disagree. He looks retarded, IMO. He always has this clueless look an his face, and I sometimes can hardly keep from laughing.

well i mean we both are fairly tall, have blonde hair, similar build, im a little more muscular than he is.

hahaha remember when I found his adderall and was trying to hustle it when he busted in and took it. I thought he was going to cry.:D

he thinks he's so damn funny too. he laughs at every joke he tells. He's just a fuckin joke himself, and I just need to set him in his place. It will happen.

shit at least I show i have money and wear nice clothes. All his jeans have huge holes ripped in them, and he bought them like that, that shows how fucking retarded he is.

Ill ask him to race and he'll be like "Yeah my brothers Mach 1 will kill your car" And I'll show up in the Koenigsegg or my uncles lambo and he'll shit his pants, and be like "You're supposed to have the MINI" and I'd be like "We'll ur not using ur car, so I dont have to use mine either i guess"

Maybe not quite like that, killing him in the MINI would be the best way to do it. He needs to be put in his place, thats all there is to it.

Yes, the adderall incident was gold.

How far away is this Lambo? Taking it out anytime soon?

Holland MI

In the same warehouse as the Rolls Royce Phantom i took to prom and the TT Ford GT.

How's about you and I roll on up there and get it tomorrow? I'll even drive it back for ya.:D

how bout not.:D

lets keep this thread on topic. hahaha

so about this girl...

Which one?

the one that Husband is dating, the main focus of this thread.

Meh, I'd say move on to her cousin. Keep it in the family, LOL

Nigga keep it real. You can either be a man and beat the shit out of this fuck for stealing your girl or you can be a passive-aggressive pussy and fight back indirectly. Now ask yourself, which sounds more "charismatic"?

he just called me a nigga! haha tight

Well I mean he did offer to fight me, but not to my face, he was just talkin shit. I would but I dont want the girl to get mad. She's like my best friend and I know her... Her last bf got into alot of fights with kids that didnt like him, she got upset about it to say the least, and hates everyone that was involved in that situation. I was the mature individual that consoled her when she was pissed/mad/sad/frustrated, and I'd look very two-faced, fake, and hypocritical if I went and beat this guy's ass.

I'm ready to fight the kid and I'd beat the shit out of him, but I think it would be more of a detriment than anything else... and really wouldnt accomplish much at all, except for maybe a lawsuit, and a pissed off girl, who Im trying to get back.

Im not a pussy, im just using my head.

If you call the cops on him and get him busted for drugs, YOU are the bitch, no mater what he does. The only thing worse than a snitch is a child molester. I hope that guy beats the shit out of you in front of your ex chick if you actually rat on him

This might be totally not for you.


or it might be totally meant for you.


it can open your life up as fast as it can close it.



start studying people.



attempt to understand charisma, while on LSD.



warning: results may vary

Fuck your bitch, get another girl. He is a faggot and will soon be discovered as such, you are borderline faggot for spending so much time thinking about a bitch.

Change your style, go to the mall, hit on random bitches, get over your fear of embarrassment, then get a different/better/hotter/smarter/whatever girl.

Okay why dont you try reading the rest of the thread first. If you did you would see that that idea was thrown out because it would be snitchy, and i was drunk when i wrote that comment anyway, i get mad when i get drunk.:o Drop it.

ratting would be a low blow, i really dont think i'd be able go through with something like that.

LSD. Not quite something I want to do fairly soon. The last time i was on micro-dots I was so fucked up i couldnt do anything (drug/alcohol wise) for almost a week.

I will exact some sort of revenge but I am 100% sure that it will not involve him with the cops.