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 #1 
Old 2007-06-15, 01:14
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where is my mind?
Default some shit goes down with a girl

alright so lately ive been kickin it with this down ass girl
ill call her mariah
weve rolled together twice and the whole time its been fucking kick ass
apparently we both like each othe cause (sober) we told each other we dont want to see anyone else and dig each other like crazy
we drink and kick it like everyday
only thing is she just got out of a 7 month relationship with some fucking beaner who cheated on her
anyways im gonna roll with her tomorrow but on her myspace she started talking about her "boo" and how shes glad they worked everything out and theres no one else she would rather get through something with
of coursre im hoping that this MAY be me
if its her ex boyfriend im gonna be fucking pissed
i havent seen her in a few days cause she got royally grounded and got all her shit taken away
phone - homies - comp
but fuck totse
whats goin on here man?
any advice?
im fuckin stressin cause i really do dig this chick
 #2 
Old 2007-06-15, 01:25
niohex niohex is offline
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Be patient.
 #3 
Old 2007-06-15, 01:26
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You're a nigger, arent you?
 #4 
Old 2007-06-15, 01:29
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where is my mind?
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Originally Posted by SilentMind
You're a nigger, arent you?


no you fuck
im fucking canadien and irish
no black whatsoever
 #5 
Old 2007-06-15, 01:30
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Florida, US
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Were you dropped on a black mans dick as a baby? Permanently contaminated?
 #6 
Old 2007-06-15, 01:37
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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you gotta get to steppin down to her crib and fucking check up on that shit yo, bitches cant be fuckin leavin you hangin like that shit homie, keep it real yo, fo rizzle [/niggerspeak]
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Old 2007-06-15, 01:37
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where is my mind?
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Originally Posted by SilentMind
Were you dropped on a black mans dick as a baby? Permanently contaminated?


were you fucked by a black man?
is that why you want me to be one?
if you really want to fuck a black guy then go to your nearest KFC bring some crack and they will gladly fuck you in the ass
post something useful instead of being a fucking twat
 #8 
Old 2007-06-15, 01:44
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Florida, US
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I've always wanted to be fucked by a black man. I've posted personal ads all over the web and even in newspapers. Unfortunately, none of them can form a sentence intelligent enough to respond. Can you teach me to talk like a nigger so I can get some big black dick?

Oh, and should I try and cram as many drug references as I can into each post so they'll think I'm cool?
 #9 
Old 2007-06-15, 01:49
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where is my mind?
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and i talk to a nigger how?
but yeah
niggers smoke crack
and obviously because i pointed that out im 'cool'
seriously tho if you want to keep being a bitch why not just move to the next thread?
 #10 
Old 2007-06-15, 01:57
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Florida, US
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Originally Posted by 5MOK420
and i talk to a nigger how?
but yeah
niggers smoke crack
and obviously because i pointed that out im 'cool'
seriously tho if you want to keep being a bitch why not just move to the next thread?


Wow. That scares me. I always thought that if you were a nigger, it was obvious even to you. I didn't know it could creep up and catch you unaware.

Well, since you aren't aware that you talk like a nigger. I'll point out a few highlights. 'Kickin it with a down ass girl', 'homies' and starting replies in other threads with 'dog'.
 #11 
Old 2007-06-15, 02:08
Denk an mich Denk an mich is offline
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I just found why he has the nigger disease


T Southern Cali
 #12 
Old 2007-06-15, 02:17
PressureDrop PressureDrop is offline
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Well, since you aren't aware that you talk like a nigger. I'll point out a few highlights. 'Kickin it with a down ass girl', 'homies' and starting replies in other threads with 'dog'.

Got him on the technicality. We have a winner.
 #13 
Old 2007-06-15, 05:16
whiteass whiteass is offline
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*sang to the tune of girls just wanna have fun*

Oh,white kids,
They wanna be co-ol.
Oh,white kids,
Just wanna be cool...
 #14 
Old 2007-06-15, 05:18
Easy Rider Easy Rider is offline
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Roflmao son I know a mariah thats the same way, she always plays dudes for shit. Shes brushing the dirt off her shoulder, you didn't go hard enough so she went elsewhere. Steal her back.
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Old 2007-06-15, 05:23
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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no you fuck
im fucking canadien and irish
no black whatsoever

Fuckin right, same here. I'd say just take things as you want to take them. Let her know you dig her and want her around you. Keep talking to her and she'll forget about her X.

You've gotta keep her interested and offer her something other guys or at least her X can't. And say you're hung like a horse too.
 #16 
Old 2007-06-15, 06:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 5MOK420
alright so lately ive been kickin it with this down ass girl
ill call her mariah
weve rolled together twice and the whole time its been fucking kick ass
apparently we both like each othe cause (sober) we told each other we dont want to see anyone else and dig each other like crazy
we drink and kick it like everyday
only thing is she just got out of a 7 month relationship with some fucking beaner who cheated on her
anyways im gonna roll with her tomorrow but on her myspace she started talking about her "boo" and how shes glad they worked everything out and theres no one else she would rather get through something with
of coursre im hoping that this MAY be me
if its her ex boyfriend im gonna be fucking pissed
i havent seen her in a few days cause she got royally grounded and got all her shit taken away
phone - homies - comp
but fuck totse
whats goin on here man?
any advice?
im fuckin stressin cause i really do dig this chick


Step 1 : roll a few more times until your fucking neurotic, posessive anxiety goes away.

...step two will come to you once you have reaped the fruits of the path, brother. Until then, all is futile.
 #17 
Old 2007-06-15, 07:17
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: some shit goes down with a girl

Quote:
Originally Posted by 5MOK420
alright so lately ive been kickin it with this down ass girl
ill call her mariah
weve rolled together twice and the whole time its been fucking kick ass
apparently we both like each othe cause (sober) we told each other we dont want to see anyone else and dig each other like crazy
we drink and kick it like everyday
only thing is she just got out of a 7 month relationship with some fucking beaner who cheated on her
anyways im gonna roll with her tomorrow but on her myspace she started talking about her "boo" and how shes glad they worked everything out and theres no one else she would rather get through something with
of coursre im hoping that this MAY be me
if its her ex boyfriend im gonna be fucking pissed
i havent seen her in a few days cause she got royally grounded and got all her shit taken away
phone - homies - comp
but fuck totse
whats goin on here man?
any advice?
im fuckin stressin cause i really do dig this chick


Might we have that again please, for the English speakers among us?
 #18 
Old 2007-06-15, 11:09
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English Motherfucker: Do You Speak It!?!?!
 #19 
Old 2007-06-15, 11:22
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West Xylophone
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bring some crack

god he's so cool
 #20 
Old 2007-06-15, 19:59
Easy Rider Easy Rider is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 5MOK420
alright so lately ive been kickin it with this down ass girl
ill call her mariah
weve rolled together twice and the whole time its been fucking kick ass
apparently we both like each othe cause (sober) we told each other we dont want to see anyone else and dig each other like crazy
we drink and kick it like everyday
only thing is she just got out of a 7 month relationship with some fucking beaner who cheated on her
anyways im gonna roll with her tomorrow but on her myspace she started talking about her "boo" and how shes glad they worked everything out and theres no one else she would rather get through something with
of coursre im hoping that this MAY be me
if its her ex boyfriend im gonna be fucking pissed
i havent seen her in a few days cause she got royally grounded and got all her shit taken away
phone - homies - comp
but fuck totse
whats goin on here man?
any advice?
im fuckin stressin cause i really do dig this chick


Alright so lately I've been hanging out with this girl named Moraya. We've taken exstacy together twice and were really high so we probally fooled around a little bit. Apparently we don't just like eachother fucked up, she told me she likes me sober. We hang out every day we have alot of fun, I've never had such a good friend.


I was supposed to do more drugs with her today, that I probally more likely then not pay for, but then on her myspace she was talking about her ex-bf. Hes a dirty beaner that treats her like shit and he cheats on her all the time.


Shes grounded and wont talk to me, its possible shes sucking his dick right now for all I know. Help me totse!


Best I could do.
 #21 
Old 2007-06-15, 20:04
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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Alright so lately I've been hanging out with this girl named Moraya. We've taken exstacy together twice and were really high so we probally fooled around a little bit. Apparently we don't just like eachother fucked up, she told me she likes me sober. We hang out every day we have alot of fun, I've never had such a good friend.


I was supposed to do more drugs with her today, that I probally more likely then not pay for, but then on her myspace she was talking about her ex-bf. Hes a dirty beaner that treats her like shit and he cheats on her all the time.


Shes grounded and wont talk to me, its possible shes sucking his dick right now for all I know. Help me totse!


Best I could do.

*applause*
 #22 
Old 2007-06-15, 21:02
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Florida, US
Default Re: some shit goes down with a girl

Alright so lately I've been hanging out with this girl named Moraya. We've taken exstacy together twice and were really high so we probally fooled around a little bit. Apparently we don't just like eachother fucked up, she told me she likes me sober. We hang out every day we have alot of fun, I've never had such a good friend.


I was supposed to do more drugs with her today, that I probally more likely then not pay for, but then on her myspace she was talking about her ex-bf. Hes a dirty beaner that treats her like shit and he cheats on her all the time.


Shes grounded and wont talk to me, its possible shes sucking his dick right now for all I know. Help me totse!


Best I could do.

Well done!
 #23 
Old 2007-06-15, 23:28
~Zion*<3 ~Zion*<3 is offline
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K ..so fag-brats be runnin yo mouths as if you got a lubed up fist shoved up yo asses'..lil white dudes beefin ova the way us "niggaz" be speakin. and that pedo fool has no idea wut the fuck he's talkin about.Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

Jus ask her out..if her ex has beef..he has u to deal with.stop stressin cuz by the time u make a decision she'll be gone..
 #24 
Old 2007-06-16, 00:06
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Florida, US
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Originally Posted by ~Zion*<3
K ..so fag-brats be runnin yo mouths as if you got a lubed up fist shoved up yo asses'..lil white dudes beefin ova the way us "niggaz" be speakin. and that pedo fool has no idea wut the fuck he's talkin about.Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

Jus ask her out..if her ex has beef..he has u to deal with.stop stressin cuz by the time u make a decision she'll be gone..


If it's any consolation, Jamaicans are my favorite kind of niggers. You do your country and your race a great justice with your words of wisdom.
 #25 
Old 2007-06-16, 05:12
reborn thief reborn thief is offline
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no you fuck
im fucking canadien and irish
no black whatsoever

o so your a wigger?
 #26 
Old 2007-06-16, 06:19
Easy Rider Easy Rider is offline
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Originally Posted by ~Zion*<3
K ..so fag-brats be runnin yo mouths as if you got a lubed up fist shoved up yo asses'..lil white dudes beefin ova the way us "niggaz" be speakin. and that pedo fool has no idea wut the fuck he's talkin about.Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

Jus ask her out..if her ex has beef..he has u to deal with.stop stressin cuz by the time u make a decision she'll be gone..


CHA'HEARDMEH!
 #27 
Old 2007-06-16, 17:27
~Zion*<3 ~Zion*<3 is offline
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If it's any consolation, Jamaicans are my favorite kind of niggers. You do your country and your race a great justice with your words of wisdom.

yuh k..watever u obviously nevah been to jamaica..
 #28 
Old 2007-06-16, 17:38
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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yuh k..watever u obviously nevah been to jamaica..

WELCOME TO JAMROCK!
 #29 
Old 2007-06-16, 19:18
captain_kirk captain_kirk is offline
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So much E will fuck up your sweet little noggin.
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Old 2007-06-16, 21:00
~Zion*<3 ~Zion*<3 is offline
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So much E will fuck up your sweet little noggin.


wut does that have to do with anythin??
 
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