I've been a very antisocial person up until a few weeks ago and made a few friends. Well I gave them my number and they have started calling to talk and I realize I have no idea what to say. So can anyone help this loser with some ideas on how to get the conversation started or some general ideas on what to talk about?

"wanna see a dead body?"

Depends how long you've been in the anti-social circle.

Initial moves are "hows you?" "what have you been up to?" and "hows *insert related person they know of thats still alive*? ". Make small talk to at least keep your head above water. It doesnt hurt to say that your busy or you've got someone over if you can't think about what to say. I constantly run dry on some phonce calls. Ending them politely with a "take care" and a "see you later" has never seen me in a bad spot.

Meet up with them. Get some drinks in if your that age group. Do you/they have a hobby? If you dont ask you dont get.

if u cant think of anything to say, tell them to fuck off and hang up

when both of you go silent.. remember that thing you had to do and say goodbye or whatever you kids say these days.

ill list stuff to say (questions are good):-
-nice_____
-you look great
-u ok
-man ive been ______
-u ever seen that _______
-so what you been doin?
-do you like _____?
-_____ weather isnt it.
-wanna go _______?
-man i fuckin hate school (obviously if you're the correct age)
-point out people and take the piss outta them.
-make jokes about stuff.
-have hypothetical conversations.. for eg.. man if it was a perfect world id be ridin about on a crosser eatin ...... shit liek that it gets the ladies imagination goin.
-you got the time? thats kinda good to wind up the convo

thats all i can be bothered putting i hope it helped


if u cant think of anything to say, tell them to fuck off and hang up
dud that got me so many women you wouldnt believe... sound advice.

when both of you go silent.. remember that thing you had to do and say goodbye or whatever you kids say these days.

ill list stuff to say (questions are good):-
-nice_____
-you look great
-u ok
-man ive been ______
-u ever seen that _______
-so what you been doin?
-do you like _____?
-_____ weather isnt it.
-wanna go _______?
-man i fuckin hate school (obviously if you're the correct age)
-point out people and take the piss outta them.
-make jokes about stuff.
-have hypothetical conversations.. for eg.. man if it was a perfect world id be ridin about on a crosser eatin ...... shit liek that it gets the ladies imagination goin.
-you got the time? thats kinda good to wind up the convo

thats all i can be bothered putting i hope it helped



dud that got me so many women you wouldnt believe... sound advice.

really? ive been experimenting with a little bit of the "hot and cold" technique that apparently makes girls want you.... but i havnt quite gone that far. But one things for sure pissing them off and then being nice to them works.

I hate people who call you for the specific reason to talk. Unless it's a girl who wants to know if she can trust me enough to fuck me or something. If a guy calls me I hang up on them and if a girl I'm not interested in does it I tell them to call someone else.

Don't make friends with fucking idiots who call people for no reason.

indeed. luckily none of my friends are like that. but i hate when your gf wants you to call or calls you just to talk