There's this girl I know that I want to hook up with. She knows I like her and she likes me back. Now I've surprised her before by showing up to her school and surprised her with flowers when I got out of Army OSUT training. I pretty much got the hook, I just need to reel it in.

Now I've never really felt so much in love with a person like this before so I want to really surprise her. I had to leave a couple months ago for military matters. Now she thinks right now that I'm getting deployed to Iraq. So she's not expecting me back for a while. I've decided that I want to surprise her and show up at her house. The issue is, I want to surprise her with a gift thats more than flowers and time is not on my side right now.

Anyone have any ideas that would be good for this situation?

Appear on her doorstep, naked with a big red bow around your cock.

And pray to god she's not cheating on you.....

if you do care about this girl, why in the fuck would she "think" your deploying to Iraq.

If you care about her, that means you at least talked to her on the phone while you were gone. So that means you told her you were deploying to Iraq, when your not? And even if you didnt tell her, you decided not to correct her when she thought you were.

Fuckin Tool. It aint fun and games over here buddy, so dont be trying to piggyback on the "coolness" level of going to war. Its not cool. And if your in a combat MOS you will deploy, and you will find that out soon enough.

I hope your girl is catching some mean cock right about the time you show up with your present. I hope she answers the door with another mans cum oozing down her chin, then gives you a big old kiss like nothing was wrong.

edit- checked your profile. So your a 19K huh? What unit are you?

She seems to think that because the crap on the news. I haven't been able to talk to her lately because my cell phone is broken right now and I'm waiting on the new one to come in the mail. As for OSUT not just 19K have OSUT. SO does 11B and 19D. By the way I'm in A co STB 4ID. By the way asshole, I don't think going to Iraq is "cool". Especially since I'm going to be a sniper target on top of a humvee.