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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
# 1
2007-06-14, 00:29
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The King Of Totse
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This Just In: Jesus was a woman
I can tell because he didnt have a father, only a mother, therefore he only had 23 female chromosoms.
Behold chrestanity, your messiah was a women.
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# 2
2007-06-14, 00:52
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
God is male.
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# 3
2007-06-14, 03:04
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
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Originally Posted by yango wango
God is male.
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God is a platypus
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# 4
2007-06-14, 05:29
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Belgium
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
Mgcbtsooyg
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# 5
2007-06-14, 06:03
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
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Originally Posted by Pilsu
God is a platypus
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Perhaps even a genderless platypus.
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# 6
2007-06-14, 12:05
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
Gods both a man and a woman and neither too. Gods heterosexual, homosexual, transexual, likes bestiality, S&M and throat fucking too. Maybe even hates all those things at the same time as well!
Its not like God has a choice....
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# 7
2007-06-14, 15:27
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
God is a giant Escherichia coli bacterium.
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# 8
2007-06-14, 16:25
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
God stepped out for coffee 2000 years ago and never came back.
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# 9
2007-06-14, 16:54
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
God is Dog!
It's all in the name, boys.
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#10
2007-06-14, 16:56 |
Bearcat 
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
wow. this thread failed quickly.
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#11
2007-06-14, 18:41 |
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
^ My thought exactly--and it was way lame to begin with.
Actually, God--being totally of spirit--is beyond gender.
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#12
2007-06-14, 21:22 |
Denk an mich
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
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Originally Posted by ArmsMerchant
^ My thought exactly--and it was way lame to begin with.
Actually, God--being totally of spirit--is beyond gender.
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well well if it isnt the mod that tries to people's souls.
i wouldnt belive a word from you, your an evil spirit.
also as to complete my theory, jesus had long hair even thought he was a sand-nigger, so that must mean he was a female.
jesus was a woman, get over yourself chrestans |
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2007-06-14, 21:50 |
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
also as to complete my theory, jesus had long hair even thought he was a sand-nigger, so that must mean he was a female.
jesus was a woman, get over yourself chrestans
yeah doesn't the bible say something to the extent of its unacceptable for a man to have long hair but women musn't cut their hair.
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2007-06-14, 22:44 |
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
well well if it isnt the mod that tries to people's souls.
i wouldnt belive a word from you, your an evil spirit.
also as to complete my theory, jesus had long hair even thought he was a sand-nigger, so that must mean he was a female.
jesus was a woman, get over yourself chrestans
What are you talking about?
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# 15
2007-06-14, 23:24
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
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Originally Posted by yango wango
God is male.
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As well as nonexistent.
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# 16
2007-06-15, 01:25
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Wonderland
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
Actually "Jesus" is the Greek translation for "Yeshua" which was the Hebrew version of the name "Jesus".
Yeshua is a male name.
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# 17
2007-06-15, 02:28
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
your god is dead and one cares
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#18
2007-06-15, 23:43 |
Dmt_Tengu
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
goin to bed god is dead the lies and truth are in my head :D
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#19
2007-06-16, 00:34 |
alexoner
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
watch Dogma, god is alanis morissette, therefore a woman :D
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#20
2007-06-16, 00:44 |
Captain Kaboom
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
God is a Sith lord. His name is Darth Steve, and he has a tendency to click his jaw a lot.
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#21
2007-06-16, 01:07 |
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Utah: Mountains, Mormons, Meth
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
Jesus was a raptor. He went extinct for your sins.
http://tinyurl.com/9du9g
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#22
2007-06-16, 06:21 |
shadyaftermath424
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
i highly doubt jesus is female...... but maybe
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# 23
2007-06-17, 18:07
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
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Originally Posted by oinkthepig
I can tell because he didnt have a father, only a mother, therefore he only had 23 female chromosoms.
Behold chrestanity, your messiah was a women.
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Nah, Christians don't go by logic. They'll have some bullshit excuse like, "God made it that way, so that's how it is.".
Last edited by twilightki; 2007-06-17 at 18:14.
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# 24
2007-06-18, 03:01
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
"god" is the universe and the laws of nature that keep everything going; "god" doesnt give a shit about who you kill, steal from, and have sex with.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...27t+know&hl=en
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# 25
2007-06-18, 03:16
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
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Originally Posted by twilightki
Nah, Christians don't go by logic. They'll have some bullshit excuse like, "God made it that way, so that's how it is.".
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clearly god made that excuse to make things easier for his followers. if they had to explain the bible every time someone questioned their believes his followers might get a little suspicious...
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# 26
2007-06-18, 03:24
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Re: This Just In: Jesus was a woman
Pics or it didn't happen.
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