so i'm putting together a little kit for my boyfriend. i want some ideas about what to put in.

we're talking vanilla sex here, so keep it simple.

so far:

blindfold
hand cuffs
chocolate body stuff
feather
massage oil

Try a big fat fucking hamburger and a huge "South Park" collection.

In all seriousness, what are you going for? Kinky? Just sex in general? Anal? What are you willing to do and what is he into?

I guess all I could say concerning vanilla sex is: There is only so much you can do to please. I suggest you bring a friend, that's one thing he won't be balsy enough to say.

Try a big fat fucking hamburger and a huge "South Park" collection.


QFT!

Never been a fan of 'toys' to be honest. However its a given that letting him watch while you bring yourself off with a vibe will be a HIT!

Why not make up a 'voucher' for something he's always wanted to do with you/you to do to turn him on (anal, oral, outside sex, you going commando to church)?

i watched my girl make herself cum with a vibrator...jesus christ, it was hot

Monopoly
Scrabble
Boggle

or so one of my ex's would have you believe...

Just forget all that shit and learn to be a better lay.

Fun is whatever happens to be on hand or in my hands at the time.

My girlfriend let me video her doing it, then I fucked her on camera. Video camera is my favourite toy at the moment.

Vanilla is no fun!

Bring out the whip. :)

Aye Aye!!
And the rest.

A hamburger and sex would be pretty nice.

Better than some weird feather shit.

Aye Aye!!
And the rest.

:D A treasure chest! Now I want one.

give him your underwear n just say to him thats what i put on today.

...we're talking vanilla sex here...
chocolate body stuff...



But...But...YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS!

My girlfriend let me video her doing it, then I fucked her on camera. Video camera is my favourite toy at the moment.

Where is said proof?

Where is said proof?

I second that!

Seriously though, a bedroom kit is not rally a bad idea. Much better to just use whats on hand at the time unless you are into role playing or something kinky.

Although if you walked in with the following, quietly said "get on your knees on the bed", I rekon he'd shit a brick:
* handcuffs,
* jar of lube,
* a towel,
* some rubber gloves,
* a large cucumber,
* an even larger strap on, and
* a tripod mounted videocamera.

It would be funny if you put your kit in a little toy treasure chest.

As foy your actual kit I suggest
Lube (especially if you are into all nighters (: )
Chocolate stuff (great for passing time between climaxes)
Karma sutra or other sex book (great for trying new positions etc.)
Massage oils
Video Camera

Thats about as much a I can tell you for a general sex kit.

1. Condoms.

2. Knife

3. A rubber chicken

4. a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety purposes.

5. Lasso, cowboy hat and spurs.

I've always been one for the vibrating cock rings.

6. a dead person.

QFMFT i love that movie!

I agree with Lord G though.

For those who said they enjoy watching their girl with a vibe, why? I always thought that would make you feel inferior.

tie him up n give him a lap dance then just leave its really funny my gf left me for an hour while she went shopping:p

...wait...lemme get this straight.... she tied u up, gave u a lap dance, n went shopping... and you thought it was FUNNI!? wow... gd on ya :D

yep coz i was stupid enough 2 fall for that shit