Do you cheat?

Have you cheated?

Do you reckon it is ever justified to cheat?

Have you been cheated on?

Lets all take a moment of our time (crosses legs and lights a fire) and discuss cheating in all its forms.
I want jjuicy stories, and ramlabtive opionions that add up to nothing in the end.

Go crazy, make me proud totse

Yes I've commited adultery (cheating when married has a proper name) in thought, word and deed, and no its never justified.

I don't cheat, I haven't cheated, it's never justified, and I've been cheated on; when I care, I trust.

1. I try not to but alas my will is weak
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Probably, I've had suspicons.


5. I cheated on my x with a really cute girl a couple times. The other girl was younger than me and should have been out of my league. First time I nailed her in my friends car which pissed him off a lot. Next time was at my house with a bunch of people over who knew my girl. None of them told her though. It became complicated because I liked the girl I was cheatin on my girl with more than my girl. Her dad was crazy though so I tried to stay away from her place. He drove a caddy, never worked and used to deal a lot of drugs. I nailed ANOTHER girl too while still in a relationship with my girlfriend who was friends with my GF. Eventually my GF got pissed at me and left, got back together, fought more and broke up but continued fucking. This girl was crazy as fuck, seriously fucking loony, she'd try the most fucked up things to hurt me like cutting my back with her nails then putting salsa in the cut.

Moral of the story, go through as many bitches as possible til you find a decent one.

Could some mod magic turn this into a proper poll?

And jackketch!?
No way, I never thought you the type...or somehow I did, youre like that old aussie guy who's done everything.
How about a full jacketchian writeup of the adultery story with a tasty moral at the end?
As one of your life lessons to your 4th kid, S&A

Do you cheat?
I've never had a proper girlfriend, but this girl I was going out with for a week I tried to have something with another girl.

There were a few reasons for this:
I can -sort of- respect polygamy if its honest and open

I was a fairly inexperienced (in all respects women) virgin at the time and I thought I'd have a chance to lose my virginity, I figured if I was going to end up doing anything with the girl I was going out with I wouldn't want to dissapoint.

Have you cheated?
I haven't myself, but I have slept with a girl who had a boyfriend.

Do you reckon it is ever justified to cheat?
In the above case, no. I would never take a guy's girl if I knew and liked him, but I didn't know him and she was very very hot, I was on a dry spell and painted him as an asshole who had a habit of cheating on her as well.

Have you been cheated on?
Not to my knowledge, but then my relationships have been very short.

Written up here several times (And deleted-Google search be damned!). I'll think about redoing them but at the moment even breathing hurts like fuck. Some kind of really bad lung/chest infection. So i'm not really in a writing mood.

Oh and for those who don't speak 'doctor': "really nasty" = "you aren't going to make it to 45 Mr.Ketch and btw your liver left with your lover"

Quit smoking, Jack.

My daughter is really sick with bronchitis.:(

Yes Ol' Doc Holliday did, once again, mention the fact that smoking 60 hand rolled ciggies a day isn't a life style choice he approves of.

As to your child. Put a large glass of ,milk in the microwave and radar love it til it gets hot (not boiling). Add a tablespoon of honey and 3 fingers of whiskey and one crushed tylenol. On the hour , every hour.

If its works you can try it on your daughter :P

Yes Ol' Doc Holliday did, once again, mention the fact that smoking 60 hand rolled ciggies a day isn't a life style choice he approves of.

As to your child. Put a large glass of ,milk in the microwave and radar love it til it gets hot (not boiling). Add a tablespoon of honey and 3 fingers of whiskey and one crushed tylenol. On the hour , every hour.

If its works you can try it on your daughter :P

Holy fuck. You're the first person I've ever heard use fingers to measure whiskey other than my Dad.

Holy fuck. You're the first person I've ever heard use fingers to measure whiskey other than my Dad.

Now you just have to find the old men that still measure pot with fingers.

I've met a few in Alberta.

I cheated in the past, and felt very little guilt. Now that I'm with someone I really care about, the very idea of it disgusts me.

I have never cheated, I wont cheat, I feel that you should just break up with the person. Have I been cheated on..err I dont know, he kissed another girl..he said they were drunk, she came on to him. Best friend said he asked around and knew going in that they were going to do things. I dont know.

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. Yes

I've never cheated and I never will. It isn't fair to anyone involved.

I have thought about it, but I love the person i am involve with far to much to ever do that to her.

If i was in a relationship where i wasnt that attached i probably would.

1. No, and I don't ever want to. I'm a one woman kinda guy.
2. See above
3. If you mean the old "I was drunk" or "I needed the sex", then never. In fact, I can't think of one scenario where it would be justifiable.
4. Not that I know of, and I hope I never do.

Do you cheat? No, Never.

Have you cheated? No, Never.

Do you reckon it is ever justified to cheat? No, Never.

Have you been cheated on? No, Never.