Hickies, pain in my ass. Whats your method of hiding them from your other girlfriends? I was thinking some cool looking bandaids, and a fake story about a mexican knife fight... Concealer perhaps? Ideas!

Punch yourself in the face a few times to acquire a few more bruises. That way, it'll be easier to lie and say you got into a fight.

Here's an idea: Shut up.

First of all, you have to stop pretending you have a girlfriend.

When shes asks say that your other girlfriend punched you there for finding out that you were cheating on her.

Here's an idea: Shut up.

Motion seconded.

Motion seconded.

Motion...thirded?

Ha, I gave a fucking screamer to a girl on Friday.

I got told off last time I yelled in someones ear...or was that not what you were talking about?

I got told off last time I yelled in someones ear...or was that not what you were talking about?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/waldo.php

Hickies in my ass...

fixed^^:D
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QFT...

You're not cool, you're not tough. Stop pretending to have A girlfriend, let alone many.

It pains me to have to move this to S&A. That's one of my favorite forums. :(

You're not cool, you're not tough. Stop pretending to have A girlfriend, let alone many.

It pains me to have to move this to S&A. That's one of my favorite forums. :(

There is another forum that this thread is more suited for, it's called the "delete this thread" forum.

nvm. You already moved it.

I recommend a 45 calibur bolt action sniper riffle.

to shoot himself where the hickie is? so he can say "hey... got shot in the neck with a 45 calibur bolt action sniper rifle a few days ago...hows it goin with u?"

I recommend a 45 calibur bolt action sniper riffle.

to shoot himself where the hickie is? so he can say "hey... got shot in the neck with a 45 calibur bolt action sniper rifle a few days ago...hows it goin with u?"

It amazes me how neither of you dumbshits can spell caliber correctly

tothpaste always works for me

this forum is turning in SG.. knock it off with the stupid replies.

stretch the mark between your index and middle finger and rub it with a quarter to the point where it will almost bleed. that will unclog the vessels (which is all a hickie is, clogged blood vessels)

a cold spoon allways works

5char

It amazes me how neither of you dumbshits can spell caliber correctly

or rifle for that matter.

And now, the only helpful post (aside from the lying about his imagery gf and shutup)

Make up. That skin tone shit. Use it.