So currently I'm setting myself up to begin "courting" a girl who is a virgin and is "waiting for marriage" before she does the deed. That's fine by me, the way I see it it's just a matter of time before I can get her into bed. I was just wondering if totse has any creative/funny ways from past experience to help me deal with the situation?

I know my natural charisma, charm and animal magnitism will prevail, but I thought it would make an interesting topic nonetheless ;)

I think Jackketch wrote a guide to beating that particular hoodoo... or posted one or something... it's been a while.

My sister's friend Liza didn't have sex until she got married at 24 years of age. She is beautiful, too and all of these guys were totally stalking her. Like this one guy named Ride was completely obsessed with her and he used to sleep on her doorstep and leave creepy notes when he left.

Wow, what the fuck? what a creep, and who in the hell name's their son "Ride"? Also, "Kane" is equally irritating, but for other reasons, I hate names like that. Makes the blood boil in my skull a little.

One more thing, how did that help me?

One more thing, how did that help me?

Lawl.

Is she a flirty kinda person? If yes, then there's a good chance that she'll get horny one night, and one thing will lead to another...

Is she catholic? If not, then she will probably realise that there's no real reason for waiting until marriage eventually, though it may take a while.

Good luck!

Haha. Dont worry man. Just relax. Also, there are some intelligent arguments against this kind fo thing that I don't feel the urge to type out. Google this.

I advise you to walk the fuck away.

Walk away. If you put moves on her and spend a lot of time and she still won't budge you are going to look like an asshole when you figure out you can't get any and leave her.

If you really want her bad just spend a little time with her, get her to like you and then tell her if you can't have sex it's not going to work out. Then if she agrees let her go.

If she doesn't want you to go then show her the "O" face.

Way to try to fuck over her choice (no pun intended haha)

If you actually intend to marry her some day and you both know it, her parents like you and are confident in you, I guess chances are pretty good that she'll be ready for it before marriage.

But if you're not gonna marry her, I'd suggest to not be an asshole about it and move on.

I like to think of women like automobiles...would you buy a car before test driving it?

I also like my women how I like my cars...fast and fun to drive

so... do u have sex with your car?

so... do u have sex with your car?

hahah +1

so... do u have sex with your car?

Believe me, I would if I could. My car is pretty sexy.

so... do u have sex with your car?

Turns out those exhaust pipes are mighty hot.

Lawl.

Is she a flirty kinda person? If yes, then there's a good chance that she'll get horny one night, and one thing will lead to another...

Is she catholic? If not, then she will probably realise that there's no real reason for waiting until marriage eventually, though it may take a while.

Good luck!

kidding me? We catholics just do whatever we want and say sorry. Problem solved.

Turns out those exhaust pipes are mighty hot.

...and dirty. raawr.


Also, let's see if I can do this correctly (to the OP):

As the &Totse ancients would say,
Stick it up her butt.

People are idiots. It's sticking a penis into a vagina for fucksakes, nothing more.

The last girl I met who waited until marriage to fuck was not only a closed-minded bitch, but she was also a product of the 1940's. Has it ever crossed your mind that:

SHE'S

NOT

INTO

YOU!

Any questions?

Well when I began this thread I hadn't gone on a date with her yet nor had I told her that I wanted to, it was her friend who told me she's waiting until marriage.

But now fast forward a week and I have her number and we're going out tommorow. So she likes me enough to go out with me, but that's not the point of this thread, the point is arguments against waiting for marriage to have sex. Anybody else have any interesting/funny additions that I could possibly use?

Yeah.

I've done this a few times.

Go to a christian school so it's fairly common. A lot of girls say it, but then when it comes up, they realise how good it is, and that's the end of that.

If not, and she drinks, get her tipsy enough to be ridiculously horny, then get her going through digital stimulation, oral or whatever, somewhere comfortable, and when she wants it say no.

This probably seems counter-intuitive, but if you do it, you've got a better chance of having her time and time again, rather than one night where the next morning she wishes it never happened.

Tell her you want to make it special. Girls love that kind of thing.

Works for me. But sometimes, you just gotta quit. Rape?

If not, and she drinks, get her tipsy enough to be ridiculously horny, then get her going through digital stimulation..

..Digital stimulation? What port do you have to get plugged into for that?

Joystick?

..Digital stimulation? What port do you have to get plugged into for that?

digits = fingers

Yeah well, that is what I meant...

Keep us posted on what happens. I'd be interested to see what works.

Well, up until yesterday this girl hadn't even kissed anybody before, and she's 20 years old.
I find it unbelievable though, she is damn sexy and has an awesome body and yet, nothing? She's so sheltered by her family that she was never in the situation to get close to a guy I guess.

So it's a little wierd because I'm the one who's her first kiss/maybe first something else it means that her level of attachment to me could get huge. But on the plus side it'll be like working with a blank canvas and I can "train" her exactly how I want her. I think I'm going to keep pursuing this, but I want to know, is it wrong? Or does she need to be "broken in" sometime?

Why would it be wrong? Breaking in is most of the fun. I like virgins...

You get to see that little whimper of pain before it starts to feel good.

And blood makes a really good lube.