totse.com | Bringing back bud over the canadian border

Unoriginal User Name · #1 2007-06-10, 06:14

SWIM was planning to take a trip down to canada and bring back amounts of bud exceeding a pound and was wondering about the logistics of doing so, the risks, the penalties, and the best way to bring bud from canada to america.

jesus5511 · #2 2007-06-10, 06:22

do it while sucking a niggers cock

Blood Soaked Butter Knife · #3 2007-06-10, 06:25

Up to Canada, silly rabbit.

SWIM once crossed down to the US with just under 3lbs under his car seats, went perfectly fine no sign of dogs or anything.

I'd say a lot of it depends on appearances, if you're some scruffy nigger in a beater car your much, much more likely to get attention drawn to you than if your some clean looking guy in a newish car with a girlfriend/wife/kids in the backseat.

Oh, and don't cross over late at night it'll be less busy, which means everyone there will take their time then more than they would at 5:30 in the afternoon and a huge line of traffic piled up.

getoffmylawn · #4 2007-06-10, 06:27

Come to NS and I'll hook you up with some cheap sweet herb and bring it back over through Maine. There are ways to get across without the border crossing and they'll probably just wave you along if you don't look nervous or do anything suspicous. Just don't be a fucking retard and plan well. Have a reason why you're going, put it somewhere it'll be hard to find in smellproof shit and don't travel with more than 1 person. Make sure your cars tip top and try to find a backtrail or something that goes across the border.

Watch season 7 of trailer park boys for further instructions...

Unoriginal User Name · #5 2007-06-10, 06:36

What signs do the Canadian border patrol look for when they are checking someones vehicle?

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Come to NS and I'll hook you up with some cheap sweet herb and bring it back over through Maine. .

Would you trust a connect over the internet?

getoffmylawn · #6 2007-06-10, 16:16

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What signs do the Canadian border patrol look for when they are checking someones vehicle?

Would you trust a connect over the internet?

I only rob people from myspace and facebook, you're good.

Unoriginal User Name · #7 2007-06-10, 19:01

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I only rob people from myspace and facebook, you're good.

Do you tell people on myspace and facebook you only rob people from totse?

getoffmylawn · #8 2007-06-10, 19:35

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Do you tell people on myspace and facebook you only rob people from totse?

Nah they're too dumb to catch on.

Come to hali and I'll give you the bomb deal probly about $5/gram on a P.

ineedmoney · #9 2007-06-10, 19:39

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Nah they're too dumb to catch on.

Come to hali and I'll give you the bomb deal probly about $5/gram on a P.

not worth it, i picked up a lb of beasters for 1500 US, brought it back on that trip to see niagra falls, crossed with a stupid i went all the way to canada and all i got was this shirt and a maple leafs hat and they waved me through

as for the dudes "deal" above me
5 x 28 x 16 = 2240 is only a deal if your givin him some headies or something

plank00000 · #10 2007-06-10, 19:43

i know ive posted this before but reading this will seriously help:
http://wesellpot.jconserv.net/viewforum.php?f=18