ATTENTION: I NEED PICS OF THE USER WHO STUCK HIS PENIS INTO THE BURRITO. I KNOW SOME OF YOU QUEERS HAVE IT! POST THEM IF YOU HAVE THEM!

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OFFICIAL TOTSE TRADING CARDS PHOTOBUCKET:
http://s204.photobucket.com/albums/b...eTradingCards/

For the NSFW cards that Photobucket didn't allow, go to:
http://totsetradingcards.badongo.com

^^ Remember that the cards are in different sub-albums!

Another site, courtesy of grusomhat:
http://www.grusomhat.com/totse/trading-cards.html

Zip of the entire collection on Megaupload:


Zip of the entire collection on Badongo:
http://www.badongo.com/file/3428024

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Current list of suggestions:
-Assorted Users (If you want a card of yourself, please post a picture)
-OMGWTFBBQ
-The guy boning the burrito
-Retro Totse?

ATTENTION: WE CONSTANTLY NEED MORE SUGGESTIONS. POST, AND WE'LL GET TO YOU!

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Current list of cards:

FIRST EDITION
-The Totse Lion
-Giant Smiley Face
-Jeff Hunter
-Molotov Cocktail
-The Goatse Man
-The Shady Dealer
-Mr. McBee III
-Angry Face
-Bel-Air
-Bill Gates
-Bill Keller
-Blender
-Captain planet
-Chubchub
-Chuck Norris
-Crazy Frog
-Highlighter
-Huff Raid
-Ignore
-Infopop
-J.C. Stanton
-Jesus Christ
-Laundry Soap
-Lemonparty
-Magic Hobo
-Meta
-Murder/Suicide
-Negative Rep
-Onemulatto
-Pirate Hippie
-Positive Rep
-Raw Data for Raw Nerves
-Ribbed for her Pleasure
-Text Files
-Tr1p
-UBB vs VB
-WannaFuckWannaSex0r
-Bad Ideas Kidiot
-L33t H4x
-PORN
-RemadE
-Sybil
-SatansHandicappedHelper
-Exposo
-Other Angry Face
-Chrome (My version)
-Flood control
-InB4Lock
-LOL Y U STAB ME
-QFT
-SHARP
-OLD
-Satan
-The Banhammer
-Surprise Buttsecks
-Bad Ideas Forum
-Half baked
-IFIOTW
-Meatspin
-Spurious Generalities
-Chrome (Wraith's Version)
-It's a trap!
-p0niti
-Pedophile
-Pedobait
-5Chars
-BLTC
-Wraith
-Goatse Man (Special Edition)
-Bel-Air trap card
-Profit Scheme
-Ultimate card: The Temple of the Screaming Electron
-Ultimate card: The Temple of the Screaming Electron in Gold!
-Ultimate card: God
-OGame
-Drawball
-Gearheads

SECOND EDITION
-Software (Silver Ed.)
-Read (Silver Ed.)
-Know (Silver Ed.)
-Do (Silver Ed.)
-Erotica (Silver Ed.)
-Community (Silver Ed.)
-Moo
-Indulgence
-PWNED!!!!!1111oneoneone
-Wintermute Normal
-Wintermute 1 Special Red Edition
-Wintermute 2 Special Red Edition
-Wintermute 3 Special Red Edition
-I bet you'll vote next time hippy (George Bush)
-Cool smiley face
-STFU/GTFO
-Brilliant!
-I did it for teh lulz
-Buttthrax
-SWIM
-Server Busy
-Fuck the FBI 2
-Mother Gecko Botanicals
-Anti-Troll
-rodrat16

Weird cards that I don't know where they came from. Now considered the misfit edition:

-Faggitis
-Raptor Jesus
-Netizen Worship
-The Haifeltower
-The Haidenburg
-The Haitanic
-Mr. Hai
-Road sign hack

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Samples of some newer cards:




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Template:



I'm using MSPaint. Impact font, size 22 for titles and attacks. Size 12 for descriptions, italicized for the phrase at the bottom. Width: 400, Height 500. MAKE SURE TO SAVE AS PNG.

Mr Hai

I think The Shady Dealer deserves a card. Also Meta.

If you guys can get pictures, it'll save me a lot of searching.

BTW, the Totse Lion is done. Uploading now.

I'm so drawing that right now.

- Raid
- Fresh Prince
- Bill Keller
- Meta
- HTS noob
- Highliter (When combined with HTS noob, It creates a creature of unimaginable strength.)
- Benadryl Bandit's bug cup of doom


Thar ya go.

First one, done.

And if anyone knows how to link to the top directory of photobucket, it'd be awesome.

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/b...eTotseLion.jpg

I hope you realise i'm going to print these all out, so make a back side for all the cards.. so I can glue the on to cardboard.

Fucking pwn.

Bad Ideas kidiot blowing himslef up?