one of them will be here for maybe an hour and the other one will be here for a while..

what should i do?

i was thinking to spark up the bbq and watch a movie.. maybe dirnk a little..


other ideas? i wanne nail the one that is staying here for a few hours.. how do i make the move?

Tell her your Rick James that always works you can also acent it with one of those dreadlock wigs

good idea.. maybe i should burn her with a crack pipe too?

Slip some rohypnol in her drink.

You could tell her you can give any girl multiple orgasms while she takes her clothes off, but if she doesn't get them then it's gonna be a really special night!!

Yeah, this may work even better ;)

this isnt SG! i want serial advice! SUPER SERIAL!

This may not be SG, but it's still &TotSE...

True dat.

Kill her, eat her genitals, and bury her under your floorboards. After a month when she's in advance stages of decomposition, dig her up and fuck her. duh...

god dammit.. fuck you guys

Really, what do you want us to say?

Simply say your secret magic word, like SuperTed, and she will fall into your arms and spend the rest of her life sucking on your cock

This is an internet forum, not a bag of magic beans.

Seriously, just be very cool. Be friendly and talkative to everyone there. But the girl you want to bang: sit next to her, talk to her a little more, tease her in a friendly humorous way.

Next time invite a few dudes over too. Be cool to all of them except one. Pick on him and tease him a lot. This will show you're the dominant male of this new group of people.

Until he gets his ass kicked?

To OP:
Be friendly to her, bug her a bit, ask her if she wants to fight. Take it slow, if it doesn't happen tonight, keep trying.

Next time invite a few dudes over too. Be cool to all of them except one. Pick on him and tease him a lot. This will show you're the dominant male of this new group of people.

This is asshole advice. Make known that you're the dominant male by belittling another? That's high-school pranks, not ways to get a girl into bed... idiot.

You're both pussies.

every word of advice in this thread sucks.

Including that one ^^

seriously what i do is just sit next to a girl and everyso often move your hand closer to her and by the time she has ~4or5 drinks depended on her tolerance of alcohol move your hand dramasticly by squeezing her tit so hard she passes out then tie her up to your bed and when she awakens stick it in her ass then her mouth then her ass again then punch her as hard as you can in the back of her head so she passes out again (if the entrance of your tiny dick in her ass isnt to much) so that when she is passe dout her butthole clenches and you cant escape the mighty power of the butthole until she comes back and releases

i just squirted rofljuice everywhere

Until he gets his ass kicked?

To OP:
Be friendly to her, bug her a bit, ask her if she wants to fight. Take it slow, if it doesn't happen tonight, keep trying.

Fuck that. Wait until the other friend leaves. Tell her to suck ur dick, if she refuses smack her a couple of times. She might pass out, but hey! Then shes all urs!!

so i went assles.. we were laying on my bed for a good hour watching legally blonde 2 and i couldnt figure out how to make the move.. she wouldnt make eye contact and wasnt giving me any signs, so im guessing she didnt want to.. oh well..

Owned.

When she's sitting there, just swiftly stick your hand up her skirt.

Many luls ensured.

This is an internet forum, not a bag of magic beans.

What?? I've been lied to this whole time? DAMMIT!

That fucker I sold my cow to lied, that sonofabitch!!

To be honest mate, most girls - and this is especially true of younger girls which she blatantly is given your obvious age - are so fucking unsubtle when they like you. They have no grace about it and are mostly irritatingly obvious, and will pretty much smack you round the head with a sign saying "I LIKE YOU" if it is indeed true.

The fact that you didn't even get eye contact means that either she's fucked up or just not interested... my money's on the latter.

That never works in our group, we all tease each other to shit.. except one of us keeps trying to suggest violence towards me if he doesn't have his own way. That shit is about to stop.

Random groping kid,trust me....

Owned.


i was thinking
REJECTed

That never works in our group, we all tease each other to shit.. except one of us keeps trying to suggest violence towards me if he doesn't have his own way. That shit is about to stop.

Dont take that shit at all. If he does anything to you kick his ass.

somehow, i think that you might actually do that. especially with a dolphin...

were these tips straight from The Guide? fuckin preteens...

dont come in here talking about how my advice is bad. thats the best way to get laid and im not a preteen dick

FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA

wait, that was real advice?!? sounded like a troll to me. you won't find this much on totse, but i offer you an apology, ShredderMan. and your username was just begging to be made fun of. then again, i guess mine is, too.....