A couple of my friends were out egging stuff from their speeding cars (they're 18-21 and still egging...) but decided that it wasn't harcore enough. The solution, egg some hookers. They went to the local red light district and found their target.

They lined it up perfectly and splattered a particularly nasty looking hooker with three eggs. within seconds, there's an unmarked police car flashing them and another one blocking the far end of the street. Turns out the hooker was an undercover cop. They're all getting charged with assault.

The moral of the story is always say a prayer to Lady Luck before doing mischief, as bad luck can ruin anyone's day.

Woh...What are the chances? that IS some bad luck!

no, the moral of the story is that they need to grow the fuck up.

FUCKING 0WNED

Assualt? i was told that throwing eggs was a $50 fee........but that was back in 5th grade




but still OWNED

Couldn't they argue that they were trying to ward off the hookers, thus making the community better?

Dude, I think hookers should be legal. Nerds and fatasses need lovin too.

rico suave once bought a hooker

Prostituion is legal here, though it is illegal to solicit on the street. I'm not sure why they had a cop undercover because it's illegal for the prostitute, not the john.. Maybe there's another guy killing hookers.

And Poet Chemist "(they're 18-21 and still egging...) ".

Cops dont like vigilant citizens.