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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-06-09, 20:44
chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline
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Default So I gave a girl the shocker

We were pretty drunk last night. In bed I went down on her for a while and was just eating her out...then I slipped a few fingers in and started fingering her....one of my fingers was close to her ass, so i figured why not? jammed one in there...two in the pink, one in the stink...I think she liked it. she seemed to be at the time....was going crazy.... next morning she told me never to do that again, and that she is sore down there....
I thought it was kinda cool.
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Old 2007-06-09, 21:00
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that made me chuckle for some reason
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Old 2007-06-09, 21:01
Snoogins Snoogins is offline
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laff.
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Old 2007-06-09, 21:09
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heh..
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Old 2007-06-09, 21:34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rodrat16
that made me chuckle for some reason


same.
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Old 2007-06-10, 00:24
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Congrats on pulling off the shocker. +1
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Old 2007-06-10, 00:28
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me2_lol
 #8 
Old 2007-06-10, 00:47
mindh4X0rz mindh4X0rz is offline
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Fuck yeah.
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Old 2007-06-10, 01:10
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So Im going to derail this thread slightly and bring up the thought of anal sex.

I fucked my girlfriend in the ass, at her request, last week. I didn't find it as exciting as I thought I was going to. She found it incredibly sore while I was putting my dick in but not too bad when it was in there.

We've tried it twice since then. Ive asked her if she finds it enjoyable, and she says it's alright but she doesn't really know...

The last time, it wasn't as sore, but she still stuck with her "It's alright but I dunno" opinion on it.

She doesn't seem to dislike it, but when I'm fucking my girl her pleasure is the most important thing, by far. This makes me hesitant to try it again.

So, girls, is it worth keeping at it? Will she get any enjoyment from it, or is it possible she's just putting up with it to keep me entertained?
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Old 2007-06-10, 03:43
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Get her drunk, and use lots of lube. My girl loves it in that case, doesn't enjoy it when she's sober.
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Old 2007-06-10, 05:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Docta?
So Im going to derail this thread slightly and bring up the thought of anal sex.

I fucked my girlfriend in the ass, at her request, last week. I didn't find it as exciting as I thought I was going to. She found it incredibly sore while I was putting my dick in but not too bad when it was in there.

We've tried it twice since then. Ive asked her if she finds it enjoyable, and she says it's alright but she doesn't really know...

The last time, it wasn't as sore, but she still stuck with her "It's alright but I dunno" opinion on it.

She doesn't seem to dislike it, but when I'm fucking my girl her pleasure is the most important thing, by far. This makes me hesitant to try it again.

So, girls, is it worth keeping at it? Will she get any enjoyment from it, or is it possible she's just putting up with it to keep me entertained?

lube?
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Old 2007-06-10, 07:10
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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lube?

What are you, gay?

Real men dont need lube. If we absolutely feel like it well just club a baby seal with our appandedge and leave the blood.
Holla
 #13 
Old 2007-06-10, 08:16
Mojo Savage Mojo Savage is offline
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Never mind this post, the important stuff is below!
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Old 2007-06-10, 08:18
Mojo Savage Mojo Savage is offline
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Laughed at the comp screen at that ^ :)

Anyway, respect to Docta for his opinion on pleasing women!
But, so you say, wasn't it her idea in the first place? Is it her who keeps getting you to try it or is it what you want?
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Old 2007-06-10, 13:49
origamimavin origamimavin is offline
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haha, very nice. +1
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Old 2007-06-10, 16:54
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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2 in the pink, one in the stink eh?
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Old 2007-06-11, 11:23
chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline
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chickenpoop, have you ever been "shocked"?

If not, you might want to watch your ass for a while.

No, I haven't.... funny you mention that though....she also told me I better watch my ass. She said she's going to get my drunk and ram a finger up my ass....I'm not so sure about that, I pretended I was into it, to throw her off, but I'm not.
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Old 2007-06-13, 23:58
chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline
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Oh....I like her. :D

Me too :)
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Old 2007-06-14, 00:05
chumpion chumpion is offline
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Me too :)

Me three...

Do you, like, rent her out for the evening or something?
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Old 2007-06-14, 04:15
chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline
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Me three...

Do you, like, rent her out for the evening or something?

um, no....not generally. but make me an offer...
 #21 
Old 2007-06-14, 04:26
Fascismo Fascismo is offline
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um, no....not generally. but make me an offer...

Five dollars!
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Old 2007-06-14, 04:36
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Docta?
So Im going to derail this thread slightly and bring up the thought of anal sex.

I fucked my girlfriend in the ass, at her request, last week. I didn't find it as exciting as I thought I was going to. She found it incredibly sore while I was putting my dick in but not too bad when it was in there.

We've tried it twice since then. Ive asked her if she finds it enjoyable, and she says it's alright but she doesn't really know...

The last time, it wasn't as sore, but she still stuck with her "It's alright but I dunno" opinion on it.

She doesn't seem to dislike it, but when I'm fucking my girl her pleasure is the most important thing, by far. This makes me hesitant to try it again.

So, girls, is it worth keeping at it? Will she get any enjoyment from it, or is it possible she's just putting up with it to keep me entertained?


Maybe she likes it, but doesn't want to admit it?
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Old 2007-06-14, 04:56
chumpion chumpion is offline
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Five dollars!

Wow - don't blow our whole kitty at once dude - start low....

Chicken Poop - all I can offer is to show her what she's been missing out on.....
 
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