Hey dudes. Me and my girltoy did some anal today. We had tried before but never managed to work it slowly enough. This time she went on top and took it slowly, and in a few minutes was riding me like a pro. Here are her words:

"noooo..noo i dont know what to say. i dont know what I think"

right, hold on.

*SLAP*
try again, darling:

"..

ok she still won't talk. I'll try to stop her being gay and report back later.

Sorry dudes

--Joe

Noone likes you.

this wasn't meant to be a BS post, she just refused to type. Silly girl. I'll try to get her to talk soon, I think it would help other users wishing to try anal.

bascially, she very quickly found that she really enjoys it, and says there were some notable similarities with vaginal sex. Also it made her want something in her pussy too, so next time DP is on the menu.

I've never heard of a chick describing it as similar to normal sex, does anyone here feel the same way?

From my side - it felt similar, a general enveloping slippy warm feeling, but not as tight as a vagina.

...Not as tight as a vagina?

...Not as tight as a vagina?

No kidding

My husband said the same thing about his ex girlfriend...But then she was a total whore who preferred it up the butt.

Just level with us, she's a blow-up, isn't she.

not tighter??

Well? That would certainly cover the not knowing what to say or think!

but not as tight as a vagina.
are you sure it was her first time going anal?

but not as tight as a vagina.

Then this was obviously not that bitches "first anal rape".

Wait...
Who got slapped?

I agree beandoodle, his first post didn't make much sense to me...

...But anyhow, isn't the whole idea behind anal is that it's tighter than vaginal sex?

Unless...she's a Big girl or he's got a small weewee that he uses for his peepee & a not much bigger one he uses for the love.

I have no idea what that is supposed to mean

You sure you weren't fucking the goatse man?

-1 for not Donkey Punching her.

not tighter?

if it was her first time maybe she was trying to open her ass enough to take it all in.

Though if she tryed to relax it open she might of shit down your legs...

Yum.

ROFLMAO.... QFT

yea definately not tighter. The spincter takes a noticeably firm grip but inside the rectum its fairly open.

Dude!!
Who the fuck slapped who!?

Fucking tell us!

i don't understand. What are you asking?

minutes was riding me like a pro. Here are her words:

"noooo..noo i dont know what to say. i dont know what I think"

right, hold on.

*SLAP*

--Joe

Did you donkeypunch her or what?
I dont understand the slap.

lol...

This isn't a medical exam, it's anal sex. You're supposed to enjoy it, not analyze it and give the pros and cons.

Have you ever stopped to think mabey this was the first time she actually let you fuck her in the pussy?

Mabey all the other times she just held her thighs together, and pretended to enjoy your dick rubbing between her legs.

Or you were fucking her in the arse all those other times... You do know if the chick is on her knees, the pussy is the second hole from the top? Don't you?