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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-06-09, 09:53
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Default I think my penis is broken..

Or at least it's not working the way it used to.

I keep finding dribbles of cum coming out of my jap's eye.

I can feel it as well. It's not even when doing anything, I'll be walking along and I can feel a little dribble of cum escape from my cock. Something about that can't be right.. it didn't used to happen.

I'm wondering, since the cum is more liquidy than most of my cum, is it down to the fact that pretty much every time I've ever came in my life I've needed to pee straight after (I've often used this as well so that it's not quite as messy).

Does this do any damage to anything?
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Old 2007-06-09, 09:56
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

Chances are that it's not actually cum but a tiny drip of piss. Sometimes that happens to me, everytime it's been a couple hours after a bad orgasm.
 #3 
Old 2007-06-09, 10:35
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

That, or you have an STD.

Maybe get your prostate checked?
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Old 2007-06-09, 10:35
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bangor northern ireland
Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

it happens if you dont marterbate for ages
 #5 
Old 2007-06-09, 11:39
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

If it makes any sense, I'm also a lot more horny.. probably down to testosterone and I've been watching more porn/wanking.

I haven't had sex in about 8 weeks, so I doubt its an STI/STD.
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Old 2007-06-09, 12:55
Docta? Docta? is offline
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

Sounds like a STD mate... no harm in getting the UMBRELLA TEST just incase.

I hear there's a 104% chance of your urethra rupturing and getting infected afterwards. EEK!

EDIT: Whats the odds of having three people from Northern Ireland all posting in a row?
 #7 
Old 2007-06-09, 14:35
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

I suppose I ought to schedule myself in for one.

You're starting to make me worry..

But yeah, that's quite odd. How many of us do you reckon there are?

I'm up for arranging a meet up in the Summer if you guys are for it.
 #8 
Old 2007-06-09, 14:51
RemadE RemadE is offline
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

this happens when i'm making out with my girlfriend or she's teasing me, like the horny bitch she is Mad

..i can feel a tiny wet spot right by my japseye...always happened, doesn't worry me
 #9 
Old 2007-06-09, 15:56
Easy Rider Easy Rider is offline
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

Never happened to me.
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Old 2007-06-09, 16:05
frinkmakesyouthink frinkmakesyouthink is offline
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

Could be an STD, chlamydia can take weeks and weeks to show symptoms.
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Old 2007-06-09, 18:43
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bangor northern ireland
Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeroMalarki
I suppose I ought to schedule myself in for one.

You're starting to make me worry..

But yeah, that's quite odd. How many of us do you reckon there are?

I'm up for arranging a meet up in the Summer if you guys are for it.


yeah alright, i know a few people from belfast anyway
 #12 
Old 2007-06-09, 19:14
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

Apparently the clap is going round in the area so I could have wiped myself off the wrong towel or something.. it sounds like chlamydia symptoms.

I'm going this week to get it checked out.
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Old 2007-06-09, 21:59
clockwork_genius clockwork_genius is offline
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

If ever I feel blue, I just come onto totse and see a thread with a title like this and i feel instantly better. Things could be a lot worse...

Good luck with mending the wee one
 #14 
Old 2007-06-09, 23:36
nexota nexota is offline
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

i read somewhere that it happens because of too much wanking.
 #15 
Old 2007-06-10, 00:28
Snoogins Snoogins is offline
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

Post back with results from test.
 #16 
Old 2007-06-10, 00:46
Docta? Docta? is offline
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

Yeah, let us know Conor... we've all got our fingers crossed for you.

I assume you realise I was joking about the umbrella test. It's more like a tiny version of the little plastic thing you blow bubbles with.
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Old 2007-06-10, 05:37
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

Quote:
Originally Posted by Docta?
Yeah, let us know Conor... we've all got our fingers crossed for you.

I assume you realise I was joking about the umbrella test. It's more like a tiny version of the little plastic thing you blow bubbles with.


I didn't realize..

I thought you meant by umbrella test as in the STI test that tests for everything that falls under the umbrella (or at least to use the expression).

Will let you guys know ASAP. It's annoying me big time, wish the clinic was open tomorrow.
 #18 
Old 2007-06-10, 05:43
RockstarrLive RockstarrLive is offline
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

Quote:
Originally Posted by RemadE
this happens when i'm making out with my girlfriend or she's teasing me, like the horny bitch she is Mad

..i can feel a tiny wet spot right by my japseye...always happened, doesn't worry me


Lol, thats called precum. She gets you horny, he is jizzin out of nowhere.
 #19 
Old 2007-06-10, 06:50
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Default Re: I think my penis is broken..

Maybe you got a fucking yeast infection nigga.
 
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