It impresses all my guy friends.
Woudl it work on females?

I think if someone can play an instrument well, they will look sexy. theres this ugly guy at my school, but he plays guitar relaly well and he looks hot when he's playing.

Are you bisexual or something?

emos aren't cool, so no. oh yeah, post vids/pics.

Not if you're asian, I'd stick to showing chicks your zerg rushes or long division boy.

I play guitar, sing very well, and write songs. If you actually are skilled at singing women LOVE it. I usually play Death Cab For Cutie's song "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" when i'm trying to impress a girl or "Time of Your Life" by Greenday. Then after you got them down with the hits and had a sing-a-long go ahead and play something you've written or been working on. Even if you aren't the best singer have some confidence in what your doing and look them in the eyes. Don't look down at the guitar for too long, It makes you look like a better guitarist anwho. Also being a lead singer for a band wins mega-cool-brownie points :D Ehhh, 'scuse me if theres some parts that don't fit together in my paragraph. I'm starting to nod off at my computer haha.

Reminds me of something lemmy said.

It was about how when he was young he heard that if you walked around with a guitar in ya arm you'de get the girls so he did it and it worked.

Yeah, it works man.

so last night i was at a halo party.

IT was the biggest nerd convention i have ever seen. Like 10 people brought their own xbox 360s and tv. BUt i was playing my awesoem emo music and caught everyone's attention.

I think ill try it on girls at school sometime.

lol a halo party

No. It only impresses your guy friends. That should tell you something.

no they like emo hair,
most girls i know think that the hair is what makes you hot.

unfortunally you're chinese so you're a lost cause.

*flips hair*

*runs from screaming horny women*

Lol well if your looking for buttsecks, tell her your only half asian, other half black so she wont judge your penis size. Then play the guitar with your penis.

and he looks hot when he's playing.
this line scares me

this line scares me

how cum?

Yes it does, my mate John plays guitar and sings very well and he gets tons of attention.

When we have girls around and we're having a jam session, even I get attention just for singing as sweetly as I do.

im so addicting to these

I'm sure emo guitar playing impresses emo girls.....

BLASPHEMY! AWESOME AND EMO MUST NEVER BE USED IN THE SAME SENTENCE (except for this one)!

Anywhoo, learn to play metal guitar. Girls will like that a ton better because:
- Your sexual orientation does not automatically come into quetion
- Playing metal requires a hell of a lot more skill
- Metal is more impressive

If your voice is cute then sure.

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My partner plays the piano.
It's alot sexier than the guitar, imo.

BUt yeah, if BeerGoggles here is picking up by playing 'time of your life' and 'I will follow you into the dark', there must be loads of sucker girls out there that would just love to hear you play the guitar in a mediocre fashion.
So go for it!
Bonus points if yousing reasonably well too.

I think if someone can play an instrument well, they will look sexy. theres this ugly guy at my school, but he plays guitar relaly well and he looks hot when he's playing.

i think it only applies to pianos, drums and guitars

i don't think girls would go ga ga over a accordion player

Dude, the fact that you OWN a guitar will get 16-year-old emo girls wet.

I brought my new one to work with me and the swarmed me, a girl I've known for like 6 months asked for my number even.... hahaha

yeah i get that when people mistake my rifle cover for a guitar cover
i live in moron land

"My guitar IS my girlfriend".

I hope you don't get caught up, in the illusory female creature's ways, and sacrifice who you are or devote something you do towards "impressing" them, but rather, seek the state of mind in which you are content with what you do and who you are and all compliments and insults start to have the same tone. All the pretty girls who like you or hate you start to become meaningless. You should realize intention is everything, and that intending to "get" something is intending to lose it as well. If you don't care, you are already free.

I am not the greatest guitarist. My muscles impress women. I dont lift weights to impress women. Before I did, they downed me, now I'm mr superman. I took my health seriously when living like other people, doing drugs and drinking all day, and eating stupid shit nearly took my life. They never phased me. They never held me down when I woke up, they became unreal; dream people. They don't recognize me, that I have no real conditioned personality or face, that I am nobody. I just quit my night job full of horny chicks, didnt waste time on one of them or all of the horny guy competition there. Any chick who says all she wants is sex is a liar. They want all my time when it comes down to it, and when Im not there, they want to pretend we're in a "relationship", then go fuck whoever else is around when I'm at work because they are bored. I say fuck them, let them have the other bored guys in this city, get happy, sad, happy sad and then go home and drink themselves to sleep to go back to a job they hate and an unfulfilling life, then try to grab my attention like I fucking need anything from them. Why are you trying to grab attention of people who DONT do anything with their lives? Will it really make your life that much better? To have people accept you, who may one day hate you?

Nope. One week left there and Im out of that crazy job with the crazy women. I went to school. I finished school. I got a better job. I freed up my time, for who? For my guitar. So I can become better at guitar. Because I love it, it is not a means, it is the means ANd the ends. I dont do things to get things, I just do things because that's what this moment is about, doing things, not dreaming your life away like most people do. I do it for me. Not for them. It will never be for them. I may get another girl one day, I'm sure if I keep my skills good, keep my energy flowing, keep in shape theyll always want to be with me, have my kid, steal my attention for their egos...but from all I have learned in this life, to care about what women think of you is one of the biggest fucking wastes of time ever. The less you care, the more theyll like you. The more of your own energy you preserve, the more of a God you become. Life is paradoxial like that.

You're on your way to the grave, there is no escaping that fact. How you choose to die, is how you choose to live. Don't do it for someone's opinion, ever. Do it for yourself.