Got bored at Home Depot, my mom was taking too long looking at blinds she wanted to buy. So, I pocketed a small Sharpie from the front, went into the bathroom, and produced this:
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/4473/graffiti1pw7.jpg
I'm thinking of writing other &t maxims in other bathrooms, such as "Molotov Everything!". I'll use the signature "&totse".
Any suggestions? Any suggestions on other sayings I should write?
EDIT: Here's the list so far.
"Huff Raid!"
"Molotov Everything!"
"Murder/Suicide!"
"In Soviet Russia, toilets shit in YOU!"
"I did it for teh lulz"
"Pics or it didn't happen"
"[crude drawing of breasts/etc.] Well, I fapped."
"1. Drop pants
2. Sit on toilet
3. ?????
4. Profit"
"Oh Noes!"
"O RLY?"