We all really do hate my girlfriend's (ish) best friend.
And I think my girlfriend does too.

Her friend is fat and loud and obnoxious.
You know that person who is 'cute' and goes "yaaaaay" all the time.
Who tells these lame not funny jokes in class really loud expecting them to be 'cuuuute'

Everyone in my class fucking hates her.
She is annoying as goddamn fucking hell.

I remember that last year when the fatty started hanging around mah gee-efh, she said that it was really annoying and she diliked her.
Now theyre best friends.

And whats weirds me out is that the fatty is allways there...always!
I have hung out with my girlfriend TWO times without the fatty being around. Two times...
Its a total mental cockblock. The fatty wants us two to be together but its really hard with her watching us like a fucking perv hawk.

Oh, and shes veery emo. She spends hours on my countrys equivalent of MySpace/facebook posting b&W pics of leaves and extreme angles of herself with lots of makeup where she doesnt look ugly.

Fuck...now im angry again.

let it slide, there are more important things in life to think about.

Not in this wonderful Western world of ours.

I say all suffering is suffering.

I have about just as much right to whine about my OC-esque semi-made-up problem as those ethipoians do about their genocide.
Just about tho...

In 4 years you wont even remember about this. Think about it, open your horizons.

Kill her. And her people.

How about the next time she tries to hang out with you and your girlfriend you say
"Yeah we'd like some quality time alone without your presence please. K thanks bai."


Sometimes you just have to tell people what you think or they'll never know!

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

Porkchop!

Figure which of your friends is lazy, desperate and fat...then have him go hogging...

Make plans yourself and make sure you tell your girlfriend not to tell the fat bitch.

lol i've been in the same situation with this ex bitch i used to hang around with. The best thing you can do in my opinion is tell her with your body language not your words, like when they're talking to each other step RIGHT in front of her and being talking to your gf, making it completely obvious u did that on purpose, you could also try getting your gf a better friend and cockblock this fat bitch from talking to her, worked for me :)

few possibilities.
A) you can talk to her about it. tell her you want alone time and you just want to "bond"without you there
B) make plans privatly with your gf and tell her to not tell the bitch.
C)get everyone of her stupid gay ass myspace friends to delete her. then she will realize, "OMG NO FRIENDS ON MYSPACE MY LIFE IS RUINED" possible suicide if she reall is emo
you choose

Just fuck her in the mouth and slit the bitches throat.
If that doesn't work, kick her in the dick.

I also hate these kinds of people. Best of luck with getting rid of her.

I dont fully understand why my girlfriend is so crazy about this hunkghuggingsemiwhale of a woman.
She used to fucking hate her, now she basically chooses the semiwhale over me!

Hire an ice-cream-van to drive past with a tune going, when she tags along with youse two.

That will dispose of her quickly and efficiently.

If not, just say very carefuly and slowly; "two's company.... three's a crowd...."

Ever considered she's got the hots for your gf too, and wants to engage in Fat-Lesbian-trucker sex? :(

You made my evening.

Pics or it didnt happen.

So I don't understand...your girlfriend hates her but she is her bestfriend?

No it makes perfect sense, you see, my girlfriend is female.

And as for the lesbian theory, well, not a day goes by...
Everyone thinks that is the case.

Ive considered telling her but she's all emo (and im not just saying that) so she would get upset and pissed all the way up her behemoth of an ass.
Also, we quite recently had a visit from this feminist leauge thingy who talked about womens rights.
And they did this really touching play about a man that takes away friends and family from his girl and then beats her. So its not really 'peacie' to comment on her friends right now.