ok im not to big for sex but the one of the guys in the same platoon as me(i know this because we were talking about our loved ones at home, for me it was my wife and my kid) says he was virgin because he couldent fit his dick in any whore or person he met at a party, we all told him to stop bullshitting us. i dont know if he is to big for sex and i dont really give a flying fuck, all i want to know is this possible.

(im not going to google to big for sex dicks) i just want to know if this is possible.


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Be a real and ask him to whip it out. Bonus points if you can take his whole length. Double bonus points if you can deepthroat.

Depends on the girl. I doubt it, though.

It can simply be intimidating enough for them to not even want to try

Vaginas spit out baby humans. His penis was not larger then a baby.

His dick's width would have to be at least the circumference of a tuna can. If it was that big it could be 2 inches long and still too big.

I figured it out, your friends got a chunky more than a chubby.

If I've actually seen video evidence of a large gentleman inserting his head (and by head I mean his actual head/skull) into a woman's cooch, I am pretty sure your mate is either going for the wrong hole or he's bullshitting.

somehow, i don't think the average "girl at a party" tends to stretch themselves to the point of being able to insert crania into their vaginas.

Ive seen this too.
OLD Vid, some bald dude. Some old skank.

I doubt your friend has a penis wider than an adult head.

somehow, i don't think the average "girl at a party" tends to stretch themselves to the point of being able to insert crania into their vaginas.

To which I'm saying if she could stretch her fanny that wide then I'll be damned if that dude can't gently slip his penis into a girl.

The female body is made to pass a damn child!

And yes...A bald dude and an old skank with pussy lips like rolls of carpet. Sick really.

OLD Vid, some bald dude. Some old skank.

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What better excuse to not have had sex, then to have a big penis?
He's ashamed of his virginity, this is his way of covering it up. Big whoop.

Ive seen this too.
OLD Vid, some bald dude. Some old skank.

I doubt your friend has a penis wider than an adult head.

where can I obtain this video? :O

where can I obtain this video? :O

I already posted a link for one of them (there are three that I can think of), idiot.

"Too" big for sex, you mean.
It is impossible to have a penis wider than a small head.
I am assuming he means it is intimidating.
"Argh scary massive pen0r" kinda thing.

I once heard of a woman who had a one-night stand with a very well-endowed boy and ended up in hospital with bruised kidneys. I think it was kidneys.

And another woman who claimed she looked down at this guy's dick and it was as big as a hairspray can. She could barely manage to give him a blow-job.

Most women don't engage in activities that stretch their cunts dramatically.
I know one guy (black.. of course) who accidently put his girl in hospital because he was too big.
Right now (haven't had penetrative sex for months) I'd be pretty alarmed if some guy with a huge wang tried it on with me.

Just so you know, your average woman couldn't give birth out of the blue so you can't exactly ram a baby sized object in there and expect it to fit

The question really is, is it the width or the length that keeps him from sticking it in?

If it's a matter of girth, that's unlikely.

Length is certainly understandable, but is easily fixed: https://www.totse.com/community/showpost.php?p=1318564&postcount=20

The vid of the bald dude(i think he was bald or tattooed or something)? It was fake.:(

The vid of the bald dude(i think he was bald or tattooed or something)? It was fake.:(

What makes you think that? I posted the video of these two a little while ago, judging from that video, I dont think that this one is impossible

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=1993422

Greatest logic ever!

This is the best excuse for being a virgin that I have ever heard. I actually have to give him props.

Ask him to whip it out next time he brings it up. It wouldn't be gay and if he really had that big of a dick and was talking about it i'm sure he wouldn't mind showing it off. I'm sure it's bullshit though and unless he can prove it to you then you should say it's bullshit untill proven.

somehow, i don't think the average "girl at a party" tends to stretch themselves to the point of being able to insert crania into their vaginas.

Got the video, or can you find it? I've actually been looking for one lately...

He has a monster cock it fucking had ribs and a knee join in the middle shit a brick

Ive seen this too.
OLD Vid, some bald dude.

JACKKETCH!!!!!

he just couldnt keep his shiney bald head outta that cunny

Sorry lad, but that Kazaa bullshit is fake.

its possible that a guy can be too big for most girls. but i have seen videos of girls having half an arm shoved up their 'gina. it all depends on ther girl.

he should get do pornos or something.

To which I'm saying if she could stretch her fanny that wide then I'll be damned if that dude can't gently slip his penis into a girl.

The female body is made to pass a damn child!

And yes...A bald dude and an old skank with pussy lips like rolls of carpet. Sick really.

but oh so funny

it may be too big to fit in a virginal pussy comfortably, but a little bit of hip work takes care of that

My penis has a large girth (6" circumference) and the last girl I had sex with it didn't really fit. I got about 2 inches in, and thats where it widens and wouldn't go any further in. I fucked her for almost an hour and a half without being able to get the other 5 inches in. She was like 4'11 though. It's still sex, even if it was kind of lame.

I think your friend is full of shit, but I know from experience that a penis can be too big.

I need a slut.

Yeah.
I know a kid who's bad at lieing too.

I wouldn't say I'm way above average girth but I'm usually asked to slip two fingers into a girl, to get her ready for my cock because it's not going in any other way.

He should work in porn though

Was she a fat bitch? I think I've seen that.
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Jesus, It's this one

Jesus, It's this one

Too bad that looks fake as hell...

Too bad that looks fake as hell...


yer...its bullshit

Meh, it made me laugh

Yea, but I'll looking for an actual video now, lol. I mean, hell some people have small heads and some people have large cunts.

pfft christians... takin the whole "ye must be born again" thing too far.

Yes yes, I know, easy to go ahead and lie on the internets, but I've had the same problem. OLOLOLOL indeed, go right ahead, but it's more embarasing than something to be proud of. With the wrong person it can be just plain disappointing, I mean, picture it. You're with someone you really want to be with, they're not accustomed to something of the size, and after you get all worked up, you just can't really do anything except have a laugh and say "well that sucks" and order a pizza instead. Half of you guys would probably suggest just ramming it in and BECOME AN HERO, but that's not very gentlemanlike, is it? No.

Yes, so anyway, don't take this as a boast post because it's something I never really talk about, let alone draw attention to, but I'm rather epic. Two meters tall, hands/feet and everything else are massive, so I can't really help it. Anyway, to the point.

I don't go out hitting on people, in a stable relationship now (enough with the bloody life story), but I've only managed to have sex with about 4 of the 12 or 13 odd partners I've had, because it JUST DOESN'T WORK.

Some girls don't have any trouble at all, not because they're sluts who use baseball bats on a regular basis (some though?), but because that's just the way they are. Vagina size varies too? For sure. When it's above the "designed" size, whatever that is, it can either be fantastic cramming away, or it can be terrible and painful and whathave you, and needs a LOT of time to get used to. That seems to be the case most of the time. :/

When a girl is pregnant her vagina dilates specifically so the baby can pass.

And as for sticking your head up there, well, do you really expect any girl you see on the street to be able to do something like that?

These things take practice. It helps if you're a total skank.

Why do you ALWAYS make some homosexual comment like this?

Why do you ALWAYS make some homosexual comment like this?

Because it's funny, perchance?

There's not much point posting in here since all I'll get is people who think I'm lying to make myself look good, but I have this problem as well, it's rare that I find a woman I can properly fit inside. It's a bitch, but there we go.

The vid of the bald dude(i think he was bald or tattooed or something)? It was fake.:(

Screw you man...Screw you...Don't ruin my dreams dude!

That one is fake... We spent a long time trying to figure out whether it was or not.

The skin tone on the legs is different (everything south of the fabric).
The "leg" crinkles where the guy grips it as though it was inflated.
Right at the end, you can see her pussy gaping open about 25-30cm all by itself (last second or so).
The angle of the legs to her body isn't quite right.

Pause it, then go all the way to the end and you'll see what I mean.

We concluded that it was a prosthetic lower body with her actual legs etc just going down underneath.

Yes, we payed way too much attention to it.

EDIT: Hmm, seems I got in late.

OP, what's with the meatspin network haha

Got the video, or can you find it? I've actually been looking for one lately...

I saw it a looooong time ago. Couldn't begin to tell you where.

Had the same issue once myself. Fucking asians, eh?