totse.com | Words that piss you Off

LiquidSniper · #1 2007-06-08, 01:35

Post here words that you just can't stand saying or hearing:

I fucking hate the word "pith"

, will think of more...

....ok now yur all's turn

Silent420 · #2 2007-06-08, 01:36

Nonconformist/Conformist

moss2455 · #3 2007-06-08, 01:37

I hate when people say "hook" instead of chorus

CBUM · #4 2007-06-08, 01:39

When people say much instead of many. The word doesn't really bother me, just the grammatical error. I was at my freind's house one time and he asked his dad "How much games are there in an NHL season?" I wanted to scream

PirateJoe · #5 2007-06-08, 01:41

cunning linguists.

Siu 3d · #6 2007-06-08, 01:41

Guesstimate.

hgbr45 · #7 2007-06-08, 01:47

Online:

"PWN" or any variation of it. I especially hate why people actually say it with the "p" instead of just saying own.

Regular: polynomial. I had this nun who taught math freshman year in high school. The annoying way she said that word, and the amount of times she said it within a class period, almost drove me mad. I hate that word with a passion

ArmsMerchant · #8 2007-06-08, 18:53

"Gay" used as a pejorative.

"Cohort" used as a singular noun as a synonym for crony, rather than as a plural collective. (A Roman cohort was a group of soldiers, sort of like "platoon" or "company."

"Decimate" used as a synonym for "totally destroy." When the Romans decimated a village, they killed ten percent of the population, which hardly wiped it out.

"Infer" used as a synonym for "imply"--they are closer to antonyms.

MunkeyQ · #9 2007-06-08, 21:29

Word like "girlz", "phonez" - basically anything ending in "s" which has been replaced by "z".

Rapper-speak also makes me cringe. I die a little inside every time I hear the word "blud".

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"Decimate" used as a synonym for "totally destroy."

I've heard this a lot too - some overly dramatic kid in my school said "I totally decimated all of them" (talking about a video game).

LChitman · #10 2007-06-09, 09:00

I like the word decimate, I would never use it but I think it sounds... interesting, I suppose.

I hate the word extreme, it's just ugly.

LucifyRe · #11 2007-06-09, 16:56

Mang.

mark5hs · #12 2007-06-09, 17:30

hors dourves really pisses me off

alexander224 · #13 2007-06-09, 17:34

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Originally Posted by Siu 3d View Post

Guesstimate.

QFMFT

LiddleD · #14 2007-06-10, 18:41

I hate ''niggers" and it's not just the word either.

Mozzul-san · #15 2007-06-10, 18:43

hmm I'm from stoke on trent so hearing 'orate' does my head in its so common!

I reallllli hate the word dyke i dont no why but i find it more offensive than c*nt

sapphic sounds much nicer

hmm I dont mind txt/internet language its kind of cute but i cant stand genuine spelling mistakes

twilightki · #16 2007-06-10, 18:59

hella

Anyone who says it looks like a douchebag. I don't care who you are, everyone looks like a fucking retard when they say it.

I also hate just about all British slang.

Madeyalook · #17 2007-06-10, 19:10

Otay
or
When people replace any "i" sound with "ai"

Oh, or when people say "theory" instead of "hypothesis".

Emotive91 · #18 2007-06-10, 19:28

When people say Uber and are saying it seriously.

DerDrache · #19 2007-06-12, 01:09

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Originally Posted by Siu 3d View Post

Guesstimate.

I hate that fucking word as well.

Uh · #20 2007-06-13, 11:20

chair

nshanin · #21 2007-06-14, 02:55

fasho (also known as for sure); ebonics in general...

ZeppelinRules · #22 2007-06-14, 05:56

Gay. And Cunt.

Both words are overused.

Fuck is an excellent word though.

money and fire · #23 2007-06-14, 06:16

When people say X.T.C. instead of ecstasy

cooldarkknick · #24 2007-06-14, 17:50

I hate it when people say route like (root). Say it how its spelled.

HomieG6189 · #25 2007-06-14, 20:38

Internet slang.

Idk my bff Jill.

Terror Alert · #26 2007-06-14, 23:05

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Originally Posted by cooldarkknick View Post

I hate it when people say route like (root). Say it how its spelled.

i laughed and spilled gatorade all over my screen. I thought you said when people said root but pronounced it route.

I hate the word "newborn" and the phrase "smash my dick"

twilightki · #27 2007-06-15, 18:28

chav

Whoever says it sounds like a rich cunt.

twilightki · #28 2007-06-15, 18:29

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Originally Posted by Ozzy89 View Post

i actually dumped a girl partly because she constantly imed/txted that to me.

No you didn't. Are you trying to sound cool? She probably dumped you.

hitman legoff · #29 2007-06-15, 18:42

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Originally Posted by twilightki View Post

hella

I fucking HATE when people say hella. I can't stand that word.

Isobutane · #30 2007-06-15, 20:17

sqaure, eight, nan, gran, angry, american, america, anglican, man, gram, loads more.

nshanin · #31 2007-06-19, 21:58

"LOL"

There's been a paradigm shift in chat communication, something that is theoretically funny but not worth a laugh achieves a "lol" on the chat screen, while a chuckle gets a rofl, and a laugh out loud gets a OMFGLOLROFLMFAOLOLOLOLLERGASM!!!!11ONE

Seriously people, just call it like it is.

th3uns33n · #32 2007-06-22, 00:50

Haemoglobin. Fuck you Biology.

Thus · #33 2007-06-22, 02:51

shittles....

The Iron Fist · #34 2007-06-22, 05:01

When I was living in France, it annoyed the hell of me when the mother said, "tiens" or "yaourt." "Tiens" means literally "hold," but you say it when you're handing someone something, like "here" in English. "Yaourt" is yogurt.

Nebachadnezzar · #35 2007-06-23, 01:12

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Originally Posted by Thus View Post

shittles....

I laughed so hard it hurt.

I hate it when people say stuff like "I seen" "It were" "he done" "I got"

Have/has is a word people sometimes forget to use

charizard · #36 2007-06-23, 01:32

chill (as in "yo that party was chill dude")
hella
bomb (as in "i give bomb head")

flatplat · #37 2007-06-24, 13:11

Two words I just dislike, for no apparant reason, are cherish and cloth. I can't explain it, but they just sound wrong to me.

I also have problems with the word fanny, when it's used to mean someone's backside. It just seems ridiculous

~

I'd also like to add that I hate most types of internet/texting abbreviations and the overuse of acronyms. But I'm not even going to stoop down low enough to classify these things as actual words.

Yes, I hate them THAT much.

ChemicalFormulaLove · #38 2007-06-24, 20:03

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Originally Posted by So_Cal_Tay_12 View Post

"yall" or even better, "all yall" fucking hick lingo pisses me off, "all yall" in english means "all you all" GAHH!

bitch im from texas an i say yall ever damn day. and im no-where near hick.

people who say 'pop' piss me off and people who say 'yous guys'

devoiced · #39 2007-06-24, 20:09

Loop de loop

pet peeve

I've always hated these two words/phrases.

ryan_haag · #40 2007-06-24, 20:15

pot.

You use it to describe marijuana and I assume yoiu are a cop. Archaic too.

Weed ganja smok, all fine, but fuck pot

Screechbythebell · #41 2007-07-14, 06:34

I hate when people mis-pronounce the car manufacturer's name Porsche. It is said (Porsh-uh) not (Porsh)

Madeyalook · #42 2007-07-14, 17:40

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Originally Posted by total mayhem View Post

...and when people use two negative words in one sentence, such as " I ain't never scared" or " There's never been no problem."

Nobody doesn't not like double negatives.

nick45174 · #43 2007-07-15, 16:36

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Originally Posted by Siu 3d View Post

Guesstimate.

I fucking HATE this word with a passion

soopisgoodfood · #44 2007-07-16, 22:43

anything said with a "texas accent"
or that butchered southern accent that niggers and wiggers use for some reason.

Gazz · #45 2007-07-16, 22:59

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Originally Posted by nick45174 View Post

I fucking HATE this word with a passion

I guesstimate you love it really.

PinkFloyd830 · #46 2007-07-16, 22:59

When people you both "ill" and "sick" when referring to cool things.

"That was MAD ILL."

it's fucking stupid

Totally Stealthy · #47 2007-07-16, 23:16

Penis. Sounds like the name of a mentally handicapped clown.

reggie_love · #48 2007-07-16, 23:29

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Originally Posted by LChitman View Post

I like the word decimate, I would never use it but I think it sounds... interesting, I suppose.

I hate the word extreme, it's just ugly.

Not to mention the fact that everything is eXtreme these days.

"Hey, check out that puss eating the regular doritos, can't handle the eXtreme cheddar, huh, wimp?"

KwinnieBogan · #49 2007-07-17, 14:42

Adendum
Obfuscate
Masticate
Masturbate
Pudendum
Perennial
Epidermis
Vulva

STYLES828 · #50 2007-07-18, 09:02

#1 of all time: Guestimate

Nager (slang for native guy that thinks he's black)
irregardless
stupidest
Tikka (great guns.. bad name)
funner
tizzy
lolz
italia (16 year old girls obsessed with italy are making the world a lesser place)
hispanic (sounds like a disease that makes you vomit)
jambalaya (sp?)
grope (sounds like an unripe fruit)

TyPiNg LiKe DiZ
insults used out of context
You're dumb (actually.. I CAN speak)
ass (no, I'm not a donkey)

DumbAss (I'm a non-speaking donkey?)
any ebonics of any form, spelling mistakes (including my own) and any wilful bastardization of any language

anything spoken by Jar Jar Binks