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Sheherazade · #1 2007-06-27, 20:00

I laughed so fucking hard when I read this

MonsieurGnosis · #2 2007-06-27, 20:27

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Originally Posted by Quageschi View Post

I have never heard of energy being measured in units of weight. I pretty sure its because only dumb asses do so.

If you annihilate 5 kilotons of matter with 5 kilotons of antimatter, 10 kilotons of energy will be released. Nobody talks about kilotons of energy, though, because that's a shitload of energy (more energy than the human race has ever used in its entire existence).

sixiam · #3 2007-06-28, 07:05

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Originally Posted by Dread_Lord View Post

I know how flying saucers operate.
They use gravity to produce anti-gravity.

It's simple really. Mass creates gravity. The earth's gravity is greater than the moons because the earth is bigger than the moon. You with me?

A black hole is simply so much mass that it actually sinks into the plane of the universe (or dark matter or whatever you want to call it)

Aliens have found a tiny particle that is heavier than the earth and they use that to make their ships float. You see the particle draws their ship near it and not near earth. They also use special wtf ever beams to move the particle which then draws their ships to follow.

This is also how they beam people up. You see they release a tiny pinhole under the particles containment field and this allows things under the hole to be drawn up to their ship.

There is only 2 guys that I know that have figured out gravity: Brown and Spears, though both don't know everything, one is dead, and the other is not taken seriously...

I can give more information if you want it such as a research paper, but your going to have to tell me the real reason you want such knowledge...

Demunic · #4 2007-06-28, 17:16

i would like some info to gravity, im very interested in the feilds of science and would LOVE to understand this more. not so much for a research paper, but more so i can know and understand gravity better-

sixiam · #5 2007-06-29, 04:21

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Originally Posted by Demunic View Post

i would like some info to gravity, im very interested in the feilds of science and would LOVE to understand this more. not so much for a research paper, but more so i can know and understand gravity better-

Love and interest is not a real reason...

Also where is Dread_Lord ???

pyrogeek · #6 2007-06-29, 08:02

No, this is how antigravity works. You see, cat's always land on their feet. And toast always lands butter side down. So, you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back butter side up, and drop the toast-cat. Voila, it won't be able to land on either. Thus, anti gravity.
Stupid, huh?

Merphonet · #7 2007-06-30, 15:15

Hahaha. That's just stupid.

People have already built flying saucers. If you blow towards a paper that's laying on a desk, it will fly a bit. If you put a huge engine that generaters a stream of air on a huge disk, the disk will fly. Just cover the engine and it will look like a flying saucer and will actually fly. And NOT spin.

OMr_duckO · #8 2007-06-30, 18:55

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Originally Posted by pyrogeek View Post

No, this is how antigravity works. You see, cat's always land on their feet. And toast always lands butter side down. So, you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back butter side up, and drop the toast-cat. Voila, it won't be able to land on either. Thus, anti gravity.
Stupid, huh?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Il1WZwGjtEs - it's true!

ZX Diet Pepsi · #9 2007-07-01, 03:22

A particle with that much mass would crush anything which is trying to contain it. Everything surrounding it would be sucked in, similar to the affects of a black hole (like you mentioned in your post).

Sir_Fos · #10 2007-07-03, 00:13

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Originally Posted by pyrogeek View Post

No, this is how antigravity works. You see, cat's always land on their feet. And toast always lands butter side down. So, you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back butter side up, and drop the toast-cat. Voila, it won't be able to land on either. Thus, anti gravity.
Stupid, huh?

Yes that would work, but why mix cats and toast together and risk your cat getting all buttery. What I've found to work best is either placing two pieces of toast butter side together and then dropping them. Or, for an even more spectacular effect, try gluing a pair of cats feet together and then dropping them.

btw, I'm not sure if anyones mentioned this already but thinking you could propel a ship by placing a super-dense high mass object above it is as stupid as thinking we should be able to place magnets in front of our cars in order to propel them. The object would be just as attracted to the ship as much as the ship to the object resulting in zero net movement. Sorry.