This is what I have come up with during the tediousness of working these past few days.

1. First and foremost, I believe myself to be going crazy. Not insane, not yet at least, just crazy. Not just, "I'm on totse, I must be crazy" crazy, I mean literally crazy.
2. I'm a nomad/wanderer. If you date me, guaranteed I am going to go away at some point, for at least a month. It's gonna happen even if you don't date me. If you don't mind not seeing me, great! Read my other reasons why you shouldn't date me.
3. I'm a narcissistic bugger. Whether this is true or not, I don't know. I've been told it before, and if it is factually correct, you'll probably want to stay away from me.
4. I rarely give compliments. I generally only give them when they are due. I don't find it necessary to tell someone something they already know. If you enjoy being told you look good and whatnot, you probably won't hear it from me, unless it is an exceptional occasion etc.
5. I'm a risk taker. By that, I mean I jump off roofs, drive really fast, and generally don't care whether I live or die. I probably have a short life ahead of me, so our togetherness will be short lived.
6. I don't want kids. I know most girls do, but I don't. I only date with the possibility of marriage, so if you want kids, don't date me.
7. I'll probably embarrass you. I don't care about what people think of me, and I'm going to be myself regardless of who I am with. If you are embarrassed by other peoples actions, you probably don't want to date me.
8. I'm going to hurt your feelings. It probably won't be on purpose, but I am ignorant and naive. Again, I'm not like that on purpose, but remember, I'm narcissistic and won't pay attention to how you feel.
In short, stay away from me.

Well if you keep thinking like that it shouldn't be a problem.

9. self esteem.

9.http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y83/MstyDknss/8712_512.jpg

Plus 1 for busey!

Actually, my self esteem is very high. The only reasons in there that I actually intend to be serious are 1 and 2. All the others are just things that my ex accused me of being. All my friends tell me otherwise, so she can say whatever she wants.

This sounds like a best of craigslist... except not at all funny.

Forgot to mention that it's also what I am going to say to girls who hit on me...... I don't want any of it.
It isn't supposed to be funny.

Sounds like me

Haha, 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, and 7 are all reasons why you should be dated. 5 is stupid if you claim you're dating for marriage, and someone that claims they are ignorant and naive are neither.