In my circle of friends I'm (or was) the only virgin left. I was constently getting bashed on for this, saying I was gonna die a virgin, etc, so I finally decided to end it. I start hanging out with this really lose slutty white-trash girl who lived in a trailer park near my school district.

Ths was not a pleasant experience since she was not a looker and her deadbeat uncle who she lives with kind of hated me for some reason. After about a week,when everybody had left the house I pretty much said: "Wanna fuck?" and pulled out a condom.

She immediately started undressing herself, so I starting jacking myself on to get my dick hard since she wasn't gonna do it and then I put my condom on and shoved my meatscrepter in her well-worn pussy. :)

So I was pumping her back and forth real nice and she was grunting like a pig with her meaty legs wrapped around my back and that felt like heaven. But then I got fucked over.

I heard a banging on the door. Her Uncle yelled "Debra, what's going on in there". She immediately yelled in a feral voice "FUCK OFF!". Her uncle started banging louder. She told him to fuck off again. I just kept thrusting. Eventually I stopped hearing the banging, but it must my mind must have just blocked it off because a few minutes later the rusty door collapsed and her uncle burst in. He had busted down the door.

He immeidately let out a roar when he saw me and JUST before I was about to orgasm and spray my seed he grabbed me round the waist and ripped me out of Debra and flung me into the air. As I was hurling through the air, my condom flew off and I orgasmed, spraying semen all over the room and into Uncle's face. In a panic, I ran out of the room bare-ass, ran to a friends house and got some clothes on.

I have no idea what is going to happen next, if the uncle wants to beat my ass or what. But did I officially lose my virginity or did I have to ejaculate into that bitch for it to count?

Haha, a troll. Yet still mildly funny.

Stop trolling.

what an incredibly unlikely and also unfunny thread. try again dumbass.

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Wait hold on.... not funny. Let me try again.... nope, nothing

Awesome story.
I shall move this to S&A as a special present for jackketch. :)

Good story, weak troll attempt and all GOOD threads include some H4Wt dyke action - BASTA!!

hear! try sum of dis delicious copypasta

Yay! ur not a virgin anymore!

..Or is he?!?!?

WE'LL NEVER KNOW!!

boner and a laugh. Thanks!

What a douchebag.