So I've got a real good friend who broke up with his girl abot 3 weeks ago but they still hang out and stuff. I always got the feeling she kind of dug me and I think she's definately hot. She's bi too and people said the only reason they went out was so my friend could get 3some's in short notice. She's got a really cute face too that would even be a shame to skeet on. She's really cool too. Anyways, its become more and more clear that she's into me (looks, laying on me, doesn't talk that much but is always tryin to get me to say something). Last time I was over at his place even he definately took notice and I had to act all innocent.

Now this is his X girl but at the same time its someone he was close to for a long time (probly bout a year) and the fact that they broke up and are still hangin out means something I guess. If I asked him if I could hit that he'd say "why the fuck would i care" or something probably. Moving in on rebound's is something every guy understands and understands is like a cheetah killing the sick antelope at the back of the herd. I need to think of a way to approach him and ask him for permission to scoop her. At the same time I'm worried it could turn into a long term relationship and I fear them like the plague. She's fucking hot though and I'd like to tap her but if I just do that a couple times then fuck off on her it'll reflect badly on me.

Fuck someone help me who's been in a similar situation

You're in trouble if you want to fuck and run my man. If he's a good friend then he will understand and respect the fact that you talked to him about it, if not then who gives a fuck about him? But i can completely understand him getting mad if you fuck and then leave someone he cares for. That's liable to get you a beating.

My advice is don't go for her unless you want the whole package, relationship and all.

Just go for it. Whats the worst that could happen?

Lose a friend, waste money on a girl, have people think I'm even sleazier, bad karma in general.

Its not bad karma. Not if you care about the girl, anyways. Your boy had his chance, and he botched it. (If you're just looking to hit it, then it is kind of sleazy.) But chances are, you're not gonna marry this chick either way. So in a few months or so when you break-up, then you shouldnt have too difficult a time patching it over with your friend. And if you do end up marrying her, then it'll be worth it, wont it? And unless he's completely immature, he'll be happy for you.

I dunno man... I'd stay away from it in general.

I don't care about the girl yet. With time I could. If we do go out and do that thing I'd still see my buddy quite a bit and it'd be a little weird. He'd probably imagine my cock to be 2 feet long or something and get mad. She seems like the type of girl I could care about too. She's smart and sexy and minds her own buisness. I hate a guy who went out with a girl I cared about after I did and I don't want to end up in the same situation. Anyways, I'm gonna talk to my friend next time I see him, probly tonight.

The idea is that if you fuck this girl he's going to get mad at you. It's ridiculous to assume otherwise. You don't have to make it long term, all you have to do is get permission and not make it a one-night thing. Make into a month long escapade of pure sex. Fuck her till she bleeds every night for like, a month. Then laugh as you drop her off in the middle of the Nevada desert.

No, man. Don't do that. That was completely uncalled for. You're a good man, with good clean moral values.

Nevermind, I'm not sorry. You are a pig-fucker, and I will never trust you with my children. So lay off, kay?