When a woman has sex with a man the feelings and sensations serve to excite her and thereby to excite her partner and bring him to orgasm. These sensations are like a burning in her brain. When the man has shot his load then this burn in her brain makes her sex organs contract and help 'draw up' his sperm into her, closing her up to capture the cum in her. This is a mirror image of what happens when she's on her rag, she opens and the contractions expel the blood.

This was a public service announcement by your mod.

...Serious? I never actually put scientific thought to it... then Again, I don't for much... I just figured it was a kicker for a job well done ;)

I sort of thought that.. the contractions do sort of "Pull" quite hard.

It's more interesting how male sperm work to prevent the success of sperm from other men and ensure that their partner becomes pregnant.

Older sperm (blockers), usually being huge mutated 7-headed fucking things that swim into a woman's cervical mucus and block the channels leading toward her eggs. Fighting and impregnating sperm that hide in cervical crypts and slowly make their way toward the eggs, headbutting and poisoning any rivals they come in contact with.

Something like 95% of sperm exist solely to fuck up the sperm of other men.

That's pretty amazing too, Durell.

Man I feel so ignorant all of a sudden... My potential kids are violence-prone sociophobes, just like me!

Very good.
Way to keep us all informed Jack.

From an evolutionary standpoint, the female orgasm most likely exists to make it easy for guys to get laid before they came up with the concept of alcohol.

If chicks couldn't get off - at all - do you think catholics would still have 19 children?

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Female_orgasm

Jack, you fail to mention that if the orgasm happens and concedes before the man's ejaculated, then this doesn't happen. What you're talking about here is simultaneous orgasm's from a woman's perspective, not female orgasms as a whole.

Just so you know, you can still conceive even if you don't orgasm. I did.

When the catholic religion was first coming about, sex was viewed as only a procreational activity. You weren't supposed to get joy or pleasure from it, though, once again men found a way to worm their way out of following the rules. Anyway, there were certain times out of the year when you could not have sex and certain times out of each month as well as those yearly times, so all in all you could only have sex around 2 months every year.

Call me crazy, but I always thought sex was still enjoyable for women even if they don't orgasm. Might just be some wacky schoolyard rumour though.

What Jack describes is known (somewhat inelegantly) as the "upsuck" theory. And it's a cute theory, but not thus far proven. It sure ain't the only evolutionary explanation out there for female orgasm.

So you're about 900 times more likely to have a kid if the guys comes first and its hard to have a kid if the girl doesnt cum? And if you come simultaniously then you definately get pregnant because her brain bursts?

Now im confused. I don't know what to believe anymore...

srsly lol

Call me crazy, but I always thought sex was still enjoyable for women even if they don't orgasm. Might just be some wacky schoolyard rumour though.

I want to hear more on this.