You're taking a walk alone outside in the woods, miles from anywhere, and you start to get really horny, so you strip and begin to masturbate bent over a log or on your hands and knees or lying on your back in the grass. Suddenly you think you hear footsteps, but you're so hot you can't stop stroking and massaging. At what point is it hot to be caught? If they are strangers, if they join in what does that do? Would you have stopped when you first heard the noise or would you have wanted to be discovered? Why? What if you were the one to make the discovery, what would you do? I've been in both roles in equally exotic settings. I want to hear from others.

I don't personally find having people watch me jerk off onto logs very exciting, but whatever!

I don't personally find having people watch me jerk off onto logs very exciting

Ditto

What if you were the one to make the discovery, what would you do?


Run like hell. How's that for an awkward situation.

i dont get uncontrollably horny miles out in the bush. I like tits not twigs.

I'd try to hug them. Extra points if one faints.

Well it would be hot aside from the fact that the man masturbating over a log inthe forest is probably the most likely canditate to cut me up and hide me in his freezer. So as much as I'd like to, I'd run like hell, and probably tell the police.

If I was the one rubbing it out in the woods, and somebody was coming, well I'd probably zip it up real quick, because either it would be a stranger - and we don't know how they'd react, but it would probably result in my getting locked up in an institution, or it would be a friend, and they wouldn't be that cool with it. It might be my family, which would be even less cool. On the offchance that it's somebody who finds that sort of thing to be incredibly erotic, well, we'd see.

AHAHAHAH what the fuck man, i was lmao at some of those awnsers XD funny shit

I'd wait till I get home.
I wouldn't do it a bush.
You'd get all these leaves up your ass.

I'm just wondering why OP wants to know?
Some sort of woodophile?

i jerked off in the middle of a field once

was great to feel the breeze between your legs :D

ps. in before "spread your seed" puns

I vote for the being chopped up scenario.

Call me gay, but I'm really curios as to what happened to you in those situations.

If you're crankin one out in the woods you had better watch the fuck out you dont shoot on a hot rock or you might end up with a child.

Hurl abuse at them for being peeping perverts.

:D Founder of the theory of immaculate conception :D

I've done it before. It was alright. I don't think it was so much about getting caught as it was just being out in the open.

someone walked past once while i was taking a shit in a forest...

Did they strip down and start masturbating, the G?

Have you ever saw DELIVERANCE!!! JIANT PIG COX

Would you have stopped when you first heard the noise or would you have wanted to be discovered?

I would've dived behind the log with my clothes, and made sure as hell nobody saw me. And if I saw someone doing it, I'd probably just yell at them, and watch them run away while I laugh my head off.