so about a week ago me and rocky (10 inch clit) go to folklife, which is some hippy art smoke-pot-all-day festival

and we hook up with these 2 chicks who are each a year older than us (17)
we go to one of their moms houses whose out of town and had some hobo buy us beer on the walk over there

so we all just sit and talk for a while both me and rocky end up making out with them and leaving

so a week later (last Friday) they take the bus down here from Seattle to get drunk and whatnot, so i buy a shit ton of beers, we go to a church playground and get drunk

needless to say i end up fucking this chick pretty much all night and about half way through the night she makes me "promise" that it wont be a one night stand kind of thing
and me, being drunk still, say oh no of coarse not...

i left the next day and sent her a text saying i hooked up with one of my exes... havnt talked to her since...


:)

anyone else have any good one night stand situations?

You would call that a good one night stand situation? More like inexperience from a douche child.

You don't throw away one night stands, you keep the relationship in tact so that if you ever feel the need to want to be intimate with her again, you can. Otherwise, save yourself the effort and use your hand.

wouldnt have stopped talking to her if i didnt have a fallback girlfriend

kinda reminds me of quitting a job...

The difference between women and jobs...

You usually only need one job at a time.

nicely put

So, it was a while back and I was a lil kid. One of my friend's friends were in town for a while, and we decided to meet up. Suffice it to say, it was a chick. I was sure my friend never knew any women, seeing as how he was an admitted "born-again" with a penchant for being annoying.

Eventually, we wind up hanging out at a park way outside of town. I remember her looking at me and saying "You may think I'm easy, but you and I aren't gonna happen." I was pretty pissed off, for good reason. So, I stop talking to her. I was a christian back then, and it hurt for her to say shit like that. I didn't like people thinking of me as some kind of sex-hound. Little did I know that's what I was deep down inside.

Apparently, the ignoring got to her and soon enough she came back to me and started talking again. She apologized and said I was giving her a weird aura. She picked up a vibe from me that she wasn't used to. Admittedly, I was kind of weird when I was little. Hell, I'm a little weird now. But, I forgace her and we kept going through the night.

We got back to his place and started to bounce on his trampoline, which was nice. Soon, he went inside and it was just us. I can remember how she looked into my eyes and we clicked immediately. He beautiful brown eyes seemed to gaze into my soul.

So, I'm inside her and pounding away, right? She looks up at me and says "Don't fucking judge me." I laughed, hard. So hard, in fact, that I stopped. I remember pulling out and saying "That's completely ridiculous." As time went by, she left and balance resumed.

H4T3, good story. Hah.