shit thread title, but I will explain it here. During school etc I never was into parties and shit like that, even at university. I never "went out" and certainly never made any attempt whatsoever to get girls. I was really horny and all that, and straight, but the whole scene was a bit repulsive to me and I never felt like chasing girls.

Now these days I suppose I have a "girlfriend" or whatever (the same one who wants me to drug+fuck her...) who thinks I'd probably regret not having been with other girls, before I'm too old. Sometimes she finds herself wanting to have other dudes, but has never acted on that desire yet. AFAIK I wouldn't mind if she did, but she'd tell me first.

My sex drive has been pretty shit for the last 2 years, but in recent weeks has been slowly improving. I used to think (ever since I was sexually aware) that sex itself probably isn't all that great, I didn't see why people were so ghey about it. But now that I've done it, it is infact pretty cool, for reasons I couldn't predict/simulate before that.

But I still can't imagine myself ever approaching a girl and trying to end up fucking her. Its totally not like me, and I wouldn't feel credible doing it. I suppose I'd have to "go out" and shit, yea? To bars and clubs, where people go to get laid.

Do you guys think its a valid experience to have had more than one woman? How would I even go about finding one? Adverts on swingers websites? I go to university so I have lots of girls around and shit. Haha, I've spread it around in my department that I'm a homo. That's awesome. I want people to think that I'm gay because I'm embaressed to be thought of as having a girlfreind.

werd

What does psychojoe want?

What does psychojoe want?

I really want everyone to think I'm gay. Unfortunately, people see me around with my girlfriend. I try to be careful never to touch her or stand close to her, etc, but still - its obvious.

I really want everyone to think I'm gay. Unfortunately, people see me around with my girlfriend. I try to be careful never to touch her or stand close to her, etc, but still - its obvious.

If you're serious...

Then get everyone to think you're gay. Why? Because it's a known fact that hot girls (known as "Fruit Flies) hang around gay people (Not to be mistaken with ugly girls, or "Fag Hags", who hang around gay guys). Eventually, you'll have good friends that are girls.

Then, one night, just be like "Hmm... I'm kind of wondering about sex with a girl. I've only done it once and I want to try it again... Since last time was so bad... I mean, there's got to be something I'm missing from it.", or something on those lines. If you're good... Friend sex for the win. Then she can be the one who changed you to straight, she'll have a raised self esteem, you'll have experience... everyone wins.

It's ok babe, I'm an aggressor!

I ate an apple today.

If you're serious...

Then get everyone to think you're gay. Why? Because it's a known fact that hot girls (known as "Fruit Flies) hang around gay people (Not to be mistaken with ugly girls, or "Fag Hags", who hang around gay guys). Eventually, you'll have good friends that are girls.

Then, one night, just be like "Hmm... I'm kind of wondering about sex with a girl. I've only done it once and I want to try it again... Since last time was so bad... I mean, there's got to be something I'm missing from it.", or something on those lines. If you're good... Friend sex for the win. Then she can be the one who changed you to straight, she'll have a raised self esteem, you'll have experience... everyone wins.

Sounds like a film I've seen...