I'm planning on meeting a girl tonite, and kissing her or hopefully getting further. What are some things I could say just as I'm about ready to kiss her? Or just shutup and go in for it?

My first kiss I said "You got somethin on ya."

Her, being a vain bitch, asked "Where?"

I said "Right here." And kissed her.

Many lulz and anal followed.

Seriously: There isn't much to say.

listen here kid, your probably like 12 years old, you don't need to go any farther than kissing to begin with.. its because of kids like you that were raised watching jerry springer that most parents little 12 year old daughters have little shits like you turning then into sluts and making them pregnant..
SO THANKS ALOT..... BITCH....

I'm 16. Shut the fuck up you fucking nublet, I dont have to take shit from new arrivals like you.

And english bitch, do you speak it??

Lower your head and make direct eye contact with her like a bull about to charge. Lock this threatening gaze for abour a minute or so until she starts to back away. Grab her by the throat, force her mouth to your's and tongue rape her.

Girls love a good thrill.

We dont misquote the Pulp Fiction!!!

Its "English motherfucker!!! Do you speak it?"


But anyhoo.
Im in your exact situation, and I actually went out with a girl last night and blah....
She gave me a goodbye kiss when I was still talking so my mouth was all lifeless and open when she did a closedmouth goodbye kiss thingy...eugh.

I made another thread about this and came to the conclusion that there is no sexytime cheatcode to help you, you just have to go for it.