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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-06-06, 04:49
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Default I've invented a new sexual position.

I'll be the first to admit I have too much time on my hands, so don't bother with any posts stating the obvious.

Now, while, uh, harrumph, I was fantasizing and came up with a non-penetrative sexual act that requires three people: two boys and one girl. I haven't come up with a term for it yet, but I was thinking of something like "three dimensional frottaging".

Basically, man B lies down flat. A girl sits on him, her face facing his face. Man C sits behind the girl, on man B's legs, but as close to the girl as possible. Man C pushes his cock between the girl's legs so it's in a position where it rubs back and forth along her clitoris. Man B holds his penis in such a position that its head is rubbed against by the head of man C's penis that is rubbing against the woman's clitoris. While all this is going on, their hands are three to touch any erogenous zone whatsoever.

So, what do you think?
 #2 
Old 2007-06-06, 04:51
Elsrick Elsrick is offline
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That is very gay...

"Hehe, our penises are touching."
 #3 
Old 2007-06-06, 04:51
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Queensland Australia
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Picz/GTFO.
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 #4 
Old 2007-06-06, 04:53
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gay123
 #5 
Old 2007-06-06, 04:53
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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Default Re: I've invented a new sexual position.

I think most men try to avoid crossing swords in a threesome, but you're going out of your way to fantasize about new ways to do so...

In short, gay?
 #6 
Old 2007-06-06, 04:53
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Shangri-La
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S&A
 #7 
Old 2007-06-06, 04:54
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Default Re: I've invented a new sexual position.

gay123

lol, why is everyone ignoring the woman in the middle?

In short, gay?

I'm bisexual, but lean toward having a preference for men. Vaginas are disgusting.
 #8 
Old 2007-06-06, 04:58
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it sounds like 2 dudes who wanna be gay with each other but are closet homos so they invite a girl in and then ignore her so they can rub the heads of their dicks together. not the straightest of scenarios.

heres a simpler position:
man A fucks man B in the ass
man B fucks Girl A in the ass
rinse
repeat
PROFIT
 #9 
Old 2007-06-06, 04:58
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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I'm bisexual, but lean toward having a preference for men. Vaginas are disgusting.Well, that explains everything then.

So I guess good on you for finding a new way to get off.
 #10 
Old 2007-06-06, 05:03
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Default Re: I've invented a new sexual position.

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Originally Posted by agronox
it sounds like 2 dudes who wanna be gay with each other but are closet homos so they invite a girl in and then ignore her so they can rub the heads of their dicks together. not the straightest of scenarios.

heres a simpler position:
man A fucks man B in the ass
man B fucks Girl A in the ass
rinse
repeat
PROFIT


Yeah, but there's something really sensual about all three organs rubbing together the most sensitive areas simultaneously, especially if lots of baby oil is used... heh.
 #11 
Old 2007-06-06, 05:05
AEnemia AEnemia is offline
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it sounds like 2 dudes who wanna be gay with each other but are closet homos so they invite a girl in and then ignore her so they can rub the heads of their dicks together. not the straightest of scenarios.

I agree.
 #12 
Old 2007-06-06, 05:09
bored_teen bored_teen is offline
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what if one's a tranny?
 #13 
Old 2007-06-06, 05:21
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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Default Re: I've invented a new sexual position.

Worst position ever. My brother invented a postition and I named it the frogstomp. I can't really explain it I'd have to show it. It involves a wall and helps if you wear boots.
 #14 
Old 2007-06-06, 06:27
slaytanicwhermacht_89 slaytanicwhermacht_89 is offline
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Default Re: I've invented a new sexual position.

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Originally Posted by getoffmylawn
Worst position ever. My brother invented a postition and I named it the frogstomp. I can't really explain it I'd have to show it. It involves a wall and helps if you wear boots.


I'm intrigued
 #15 
Old 2007-06-06, 06:43
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I call man b!
 #16 
Old 2007-06-06, 10:23
Mellow_Fellow Mellow_Fellow is offline
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I think you've neglected to consider the men with Prince Alberts and Apadravyas...

Can they join in on the fun?

Or is it only pleasure with a bit of pain? :p EEK!
 #17 
Old 2007-06-06, 10:27
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New Zealand
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Gay.

We takin' overrrrr.
 #18 
Old 2007-06-06, 10:59
Duck In Fog Duck In Fog is offline
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Default Re: I've invented a new sexual position.

Quote:
Originally Posted by getoffmylawn
Worst position ever. My brother invented a postition and I named it the frogstomp. I can't really explain it I'd have to show it. It involves a wall and helps if you wear boots.


I'm really interested now. I think you should try and explain. =]
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Old 2007-06-06, 11:06
wetwashing wetwashing is offline
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Default Re: I've invented a new sexual position.

Quote:
Originally Posted by agronox
it sounds like 2 dudes who wanna be gay with each other but are closet homos so they invite a girl in and then ignore her so they can rub the heads of their dicks together. not the straightest of scenarios.

heres a simpler position:
man A fucks man B in the ass
man B fucks Girl A in the ass
rinse
repeat
PROFIT


You forgot man C
 #20 
Old 2007-06-06, 16:51
grungekid grungekid is offline
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This reminded me to kill myself.
 #21 
Old 2007-06-06, 17:29
RemadE RemadE is offline
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Originally Posted by Elsrick
That is very gay...

"Hehe, our penises are touching."


as long as the balls aren't touching
 #22 
Old 2007-06-06, 22:19
OrganizedChaos OrganizedChaos is offline
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I'm all for a threesome, but Im not trying to get all up on another guys piece.
 #23 
Old 2007-06-06, 22:30
Eindringling Eindringling is offline
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This reminded me to kill myself.


yeah this made me have suicidal thoughts to.....
 #24 
Old 2007-06-06, 22:47
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Chicago IL, USA
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yeah this made me have suicidal thoughts to.....

EMO

Oh, Tatooine FTE :D
 #25 
Old 2007-06-06, 22:48
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Chicago IL, USA
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yeah this made me have suicidal thoughts to.....

EMO

Oh, Tatooine FTW :D
 #26 
Old 2007-06-06, 23:06
Eindringling Eindringling is offline
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EMO

Oh, Tatooine FTW :D

lol i didnt even remember I had put that there until you mentioned it....I joined this forum a looong ass time ago and then just never really posted anything....now im back so I forgot some shit

edit: btw nice double post instead of just editing, lol
 #27 
Old 2007-06-06, 23:56
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lol i didnt even remember I had put that there until you mentioned it....I joined this forum a looong ass time ago and then just never really posted anything....now im back so I forgot some shit

edit: btw nice double post instead of just editing, lol

ehh; the forum software was upgraded recently so who knoes.

And I didn't know it was posted earlier; well I kind've did but didn't know, oh well Cool:)
 #28 
Old 2007-06-07, 00:01
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East end
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Sad, dude....

Really sad.
 #29 
Old 2007-06-07, 02:30
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Default Re: I've invented a new sexual position.

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Originally Posted by getoffmylawn
Worst position ever. My brother invented a postition and I named it the frogstomp. I can't really explain it I'd have to show it. It involves a wall and helps if you wear boots.



Waaait, does that mean you tried it out with your brother?
 #30 
Old 2007-06-07, 05:48
milkygaybar milkygaybar is offline
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?

Incest story coming in 3 posts....
 #31 
Old 2007-06-07, 06:23
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Default Re: I've invented a new sexual position.

Sad, dude....

Really sad.

Oh please, what with most positions having been already discovered by Indians and documented in their Kamasutra, it's not as if I could come up with something outrageously fantastical, so I'd like to see you try and do better. Still... I reckon you could get a really good thrill out of this situation...
 #32 
Old 2007-06-08, 00:33
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Chicago IL, USA
Default Re: I've invented a new sexual position.

Quote:
Originally Posted by milkygaybar
Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?

Incest story coming in 3 posts....


1 post....
 #33 
Old 2007-06-08, 06:27
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Down Under (u no wat i mean:P)
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1 post....


im just postin 2 find out wat this guy has 2 say...
 #34 
Old 2007-06-08, 06:50
milkygaybar milkygaybar is offline
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We all must know what this position is now.
C'mon, share! :)
 #35 
Old 2007-06-08, 06:52
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Down Under (u no wat i mean:P)
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Your post is now LATE!Mad

eh.. it involved incestuous activity, im not that interested actually...
 #36 
Old 2007-06-08, 07:02
milkygaybar milkygaybar is offline
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Bleh.
 #37 
Old 2007-06-08, 16:41
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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Originally Posted by Twulz
Your post is now LATE!Mad

eh.. it involved incestuous activity, im not that interested actually...


I didn't realize the frogstomp was getting so much hype. You all have some very depraved minds so I'll share.

It's kinda complicated but sounds rewarding so bear with me. You must have a bed that has one side that's close to a wall but not too close. Ok, so the girl lays on the side of the bed with her legs pretty much on the wall. Guy gets between her legs, puts feet on wall, arms on bed and bangs the fuck out of the girl. Chicks legs should be keeping you in place and you can seriously slam the fuck out of her. Boots are good for grip and you can thrust really easily and get really deep.
I called it the frogstomp because your legs are really far apart and your muscles constrict sort of. It's also the only good silverchair album. Sorry bout the lack of incest you sick freaks
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Old 2007-06-08, 20:45
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girls have cooooooooooties
 
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