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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-06-06, 04:49
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I've invented a new sexual position.
I'll be the first to admit I have too much time on my hands, so don't bother with any posts stating the obvious.
Now, while, uh, harrumph, I was fantasizing and came up with a non-penetrative sexual act that requires three people: two boys and one girl. I haven't come up with a term for it yet, but I was thinking of something like "three dimensional frottaging".
Basically, man B lies down flat. A girl sits on him, her face facing his face. Man C sits behind the girl, on man B's legs, but as close to the girl as possible. Man C pushes his cock between the girl's legs so it's in a position where it rubs back and forth along her clitoris. Man B holds his penis in such a position that its head is rubbed against by the head of man C's penis that is rubbing against the woman's clitoris. While all this is going on, their hands are three to touch any erogenous zone whatsoever.
So, what do you think?
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#2
 2007-06-06, 04:51
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Elsrick 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
That is very gay...
"Hehe, our penises are touching."
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#3
 2007-06-06, 04:51
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
Picz/GTFO.
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Jesus
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#4
 2007-06-06, 04:53
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
gay123
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#5
 2007-06-06, 04:53
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robinhoody 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
I think most men try to avoid crossing swords in a threesome, but you're going out of your way to fantasize about new ways to do so...
In short, gay?
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#6
 2007-06-06, 04:53
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
S&A
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#7
 2007-06-06, 04:54
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
gay123
lol, why is everyone ignoring the woman in the middle?
In short, gay?
I'm bisexual, but lean toward having a preference for men. Vaginas are disgusting.
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#8
 2007-06-06, 04:58
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
it sounds like 2 dudes who wanna be gay with each other but are closet homos so they invite a girl in and then ignore her so they can rub the heads of their dicks together. not the straightest of scenarios.
heres a simpler position:
man A fucks man B in the ass
man B fucks Girl A in the ass
rinse
repeat
PROFIT
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#9
 2007-06-06, 04:58
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robinhoody 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
I'm bisexual, but lean toward having a preference for men. Vaginas are disgusting.Well, that explains everything then.
So I guess good on you for finding a new way to get off.
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#10
 2007-06-06, 05:03
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
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Originally Posted by agronox
it sounds like 2 dudes who wanna be gay with each other but are closet homos so they invite a girl in and then ignore her so they can rub the heads of their dicks together. not the straightest of scenarios.
heres a simpler position:
man A fucks man B in the ass
man B fucks Girl A in the ass
rinse
repeat
PROFIT
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Yeah, but there's something really sensual about all three organs rubbing together the most sensitive areas simultaneously, especially if lots of baby oil is used... heh.
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#11
 2007-06-06, 05:05
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AEnemia 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
it sounds like 2 dudes who wanna be gay with each other but are closet homos so they invite a girl in and then ignore her so they can rub the heads of their dicks together. not the straightest of scenarios.
I agree.
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#12
 2007-06-06, 05:09
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bored_teen 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
what if one's a tranny?
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#13
 2007-06-06, 05:21
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getoffmylawn 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
Worst position ever. My brother invented a postition and I named it the frogstomp. I can't really explain it I'd have to show it. It involves a wall and helps if you wear boots.
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#14
 2007-06-06, 06:27
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slaytanicwhermacht_89 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
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Originally Posted by getoffmylawn
Worst position ever. My brother invented a postition and I named it the frogstomp. I can't really explain it I'd have to show it. It involves a wall and helps if you wear boots.
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I'm intrigued
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#15
 2007-06-06, 06:43
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
I call man b!
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#16
 2007-06-06, 10:23
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Mellow_Fellow 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
I think you've neglected to consider the men with Prince Alberts and Apadravyas...
Can they join in on the fun?
Or is it only pleasure with a bit of pain? :p 
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#17
 2007-06-06, 10:27
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
Gay.
We takin' overrrrr.
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#18
 2007-06-06, 10:59
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Duck In Fog 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
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Originally Posted by getoffmylawn
Worst position ever. My brother invented a postition and I named it the frogstomp. I can't really explain it I'd have to show it. It involves a wall and helps if you wear boots.
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I'm really interested now. I think you should try and explain. =]
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#19
 2007-06-06, 11:06
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wetwashing 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
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Originally Posted by agronox
it sounds like 2 dudes who wanna be gay with each other but are closet homos so they invite a girl in and then ignore her so they can rub the heads of their dicks together. not the straightest of scenarios.
heres a simpler position:
man A fucks man B in the ass
man B fucks Girl A in the ass
rinse
repeat
PROFIT
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You forgot man C
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#20
 2007-06-06, 16:51
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grungekid 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
This reminded me to kill myself.
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#21
 2007-06-06, 17:29
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RemadE 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
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Originally Posted by Elsrick
That is very gay...
"Hehe, our penises are touching."
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as long as the balls aren't touching
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#22
 2007-06-06, 22:19
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OrganizedChaos 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
I'm all for a threesome, but Im not trying to get all up on another guys piece.
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#23
 2007-06-06, 22:30
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Eindringling 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
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Originally Posted by grungekid
This reminded me to kill myself.
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yeah this made me have suicidal thoughts to.....
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#24
 2007-06-06, 22:47
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
yeah this made me have suicidal thoughts to.....
EMO
Oh, Tatooine FTE :D
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#25
 2007-06-06, 22:48
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
yeah this made me have suicidal thoughts to.....
EMO
Oh, Tatooine FTW :D
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#26
 2007-06-06, 23:06
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Eindringling 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
EMO
Oh, Tatooine FTW :D
lol i didnt even remember I had put that there until you mentioned it....I joined this forum a looong ass time ago and then just never really posted anything....now im back so I forgot some shit
edit: btw nice double post instead of just editing, lol
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#27
 2007-06-06, 23:56
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
lol i didnt even remember I had put that there until you mentioned it....I joined this forum a looong ass time ago and then just never really posted anything....now im back so I forgot some shit
edit: btw nice double post instead of just editing, lol
ehh; the forum software was upgraded recently so who knoes.
And I didn't know it was posted earlier; well I kind've did but didn't know, oh well  :)
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#28
 2007-06-07, 00:01
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
Sad, dude....
Really sad.
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#29
 2007-06-07, 02:30
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
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Originally Posted by getoffmylawn
Worst position ever. My brother invented a postition and I named it the frogstomp. I can't really explain it I'd have to show it. It involves a wall and helps if you wear boots.
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Waaait, does that mean you tried it out with your brother?
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#30
 2007-06-07, 05:48
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milkygaybar 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?
Incest story coming in 3 posts....
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#31
 2007-06-07, 06:23
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
Sad, dude....
Really sad.
Oh please, what with most positions having been already discovered by Indians and documented in their Kamasutra, it's not as if I could come up with something outrageously fantastical, so I'd like to see you try and do better. Still... I reckon you could get a really good thrill out of this situation...
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#32
 2007-06-08, 00:33
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
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Originally Posted by milkygaybar
Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?
Incest story coming in 3 posts....
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1 post....
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#33
 2007-06-08, 06:27
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Down Under (u no wat i mean:P)
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
1 post....
im just postin 2 find out wat this guy has 2 say...
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#34
 2007-06-08, 06:50
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milkygaybar 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
We all must know what this position is now.
C'mon, share! :)
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#35
 2007-06-08, 06:52
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Down Under (u no wat i mean:P)
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
Your post is now LATE!
eh.. it involved incestuous activity, im not that interested actually...
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#36
 2007-06-08, 07:02
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milkygaybar 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
Bleh.
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#37
 2007-06-08, 16:41
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getoffmylawn 
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
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Originally Posted by Twulz
Your post is now LATE!
eh.. it involved incestuous activity, im not that interested actually...
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I didn't realize the frogstomp was getting so much hype. You all have some very depraved minds so I'll share.
It's kinda complicated but sounds rewarding so bear with me. You must have a bed that has one side that's close to a wall but not too close. Ok, so the girl lays on the side of the bed with her legs pretty much on the wall. Guy gets between her legs, puts feet on wall, arms on bed and bangs the fuck out of the girl. Chicks legs should be keeping you in place and you can seriously slam the fuck out of her. Boots are good for grip and you can thrust really easily and get really deep.
I called it the frogstomp because your legs are really far apart and your muscles constrict sort of. It's also the only good silverchair album. Sorry bout the lack of incest you sick freaks
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#38
 2007-06-08, 20:45
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Re: I've invented a new sexual position.
girls have cooooooooooties
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