I know this may sound like a joke thread but Im being serious. This girl that I fuck, LOVES doggystyle. She is the only chick I have done that position with a lot. 8/10 times, she "queefs".Its actually become a problem. She always laughs out of embarrasment and it makes it worse,which is a turn off. Also, say I slip out and ram back in, the force made by my dick forcing the air out hurts her apparently. Its usually not to damn fun for me. Is this normal? Is there anything we can do about it?

lol, that was fucking great...queefs...

I know.... It actually is pretty goddamn funny, but I dont let her know that. Good thing shes facing the other way. Now its a problem though.

Yeah, well...what are you gonna do...

Yeah well.... I dont know, and I couldnt really ask anyone I know, because they are either fucktarded or loudmouths, so In
some stupid whim, I am asking totse...

What are you asking? How to stop your girl from quiffing? Try deeper thrusts to clear the junk out of there I guess.

When I do that, It makes it all rush out and apparently "painfully inflate" her vagina. I am curios if there is a way to stop this, but I was wondering more so WHY this is happening, and if its normal. I havent done much doggystyle, but Ive never heard any painfully queefing in my pr0nz.

I'm starting a punk band called the painful queefs right now.

I'm starting a punk band called the painful queefs right now.

Fuck you, Im copywriting that shit!!!!! Ive been needing a name. first release: Raining Purple Death(muffins for whomever
guesses what that is from)

There's a medical term for what's causing the "queefs". Your girl is so excited by that position that her vagina is "tenting", a medical term that describes the sudden expansion of the vagina walls which, in turn, causes an in-rush of air, which has to get out someway. The sound is the air pushing out through the labia. She obviously enjoys the position. I don't know what you can do about it other than accepting it as a normal occurrence. You can congratulate yourself on doing a pretty good job. Most guys probably haven't experience this phenom.

yea i had the same problem with a chick awhile back, there's really nothing you can do except slap her ass really hard and repeatedly so you can't hear it. otherwise its really not too big of a deal.

I knew this would involve queefing :D

Apply pressure on her lower abdomen, then you are going to slowly remove your dick causing somewhat of a vaccuum to draw out the remaining gas.

Afterwards, start fucking her slow, and ask her if she feels any pressure, if she does, repeat above, and continue until she feels great and you are ready to start fucking 100% again. I bet the communication between this little exercise will make the sex better.

Queefs are a part of sex. Learn to ignore them.

That having been said, with my first girlfriend, whenever she'd queef I'd look slightly angry and say "that was your vagina, right?" and she'd say "Yeah" then I'd go back to whatever it is I was doing.

The guy talking about the medical term shit was right on. I stuck a few fingers in and it felt like it was ballooned out. And the body angle dood makes a good point to. It happens worse when her upper body is on the bed flat. So thanks for the advice and shit everybody.

lol my last girlfriend did this, I just basically avoided the position, because fart sounds are the last thing I want to hear when I'm banging a chick.

"The 2 of you are lying there, each is wondering if the other one farted. And the man is usually thinking, 'maybe she farts when she cums...'"
Good ol' Carlin.

Ok....now I've had sex with a lot of girls... a lot of times...so im not a newb....but this thread makes me question my understanding of a certain aspect of females....the queef.

I had always believed it was basically a fart out of their pussy...an expulsion of gas from a different orifice....

but when you're fucking a girl, and her pussy makes a fart sound, because of all the in and out, thrusting and etc...is that also a queef? i thought it was just some sort of suction noise that was made randomly, that didnt have a name....is this also considered a queef...because my girlfriend does it occasionally when we bone.

Ask her if she's open to the idea of anal?

If you're having anal and hear a fart sound, THEN you have something to worry about.