So i have this friend who i suspect may be gay, but then agian he might not. Not that I have nothing agianst gay people but this guy is the most homophobic person i know so i'd be hilarious if did turn out to be gay. So ill tell you guys a little about him and you tell me what you guys think :D

so hes 23, lives in new york, works for a construction company, and...


Reasons i think he isnt gay:
1 - he has a girlfriend
2 - he's into "manly" things like hunting and motorcycles
3 - he doesnt talk or dress flamboyantly or anything
4 - he doesnt care about his appearance, he'll often go a week without showering


Reasons i think he IS gay:
1 - he LOVES gilmore girls
2 - he always notices when people get new shoes and clothes
3 - he likes to talk on the phone for hours (with both guys and girls)
4 - he is the most homophobic person i know
5 - hes always caling my other friends "queer" "flaming" and said if he found out that they were actually gay he would stop talking to them
6 - his taste in girls is fucked, he thinks the ugliest girls are hot

and thats it
so what do you think totse?

Heres what you do. Take him to a bar, and buy him a few drinks. Wait until he gets up to go to the bathroom, and follow him to the urinal and wait until you hear the stream start. (A man will never abandon ship mid-stream, no matter whats going on around him.) Then begin to pants him and insert your penis as quickly as you can into his ass. You'll have until he finishes to pound away, and this will give him enough time to come to terms with whats happening and how much he's realling enjoying it.

If you walk out of the bathroom alive, he's gay.

Maybe, could be overcompensation but have you considered the fact he might be gender dysphasic?

No one was more surprised than me when my hard as rock,6ft 4, 12 pints of snake bite a night, 'path best friend told me he was infact a girl.

This is one messed up line of thinking. The ONLY thing that you mentioned that sounds "gay" to me is him noticing other people's clothes/shoes. And that could all be just chalked up to him going with the social etiquette of having a conversation starter....i.e "talk about something you know the other person likes".

But the whole basis of the rest of your suspicions is because he doesn't like gay people. OP, you have been completely duped by this politically correct society, and the faggot's nonsensical ramblings to try and legitimatize their lifestyle. Quite simply, you have bought into their assinine and completely inaccurate line of...."if someone doesn't like homosexuals or talk badly about them, then in reality they are really closet homos themselves". THAT IS UTTER AND COMPLETE BULLSHIT!

Tell me, why in every OTHER aspect of life if someone says "I don't like _____" we take those words at face value and not put some hidden meaning behind it? If you are walking in a park and sidestep a pile of dogshit, does that mean you really have some secret desire to bathe in it? If I have you over for dinner and pass you a plate of broccoli, and you say to me...."no thanks, I don't like broccoli".....do you then go home and gorge yourself on it? If someone says..."I hate black people", do people start thinking that person must really be a black person themselves, or wish they were one? OF COURSE NOT to all of those scenarios I provided. Why, because its called COMMON FUCKING SENSE!

Yet, god forbid if someone shows any dislike or disinterest for faggots....then the homo community have this whole silly mindset of "Nuh uh, he is just hiding something". Further proof at how ILLOGICAL and FUCKED UP fags are. No, they are not normal, nor do they think like normal people do.

Give your friend a fuckin break, let him make his own choices on who/what he likes, and quit buying into the homosexual agenda by thinking there is something hidden behind a person's words.

you, my friend, need to lighten up

He likes Gilmore Girls`?

Dude, youre ignorant, he doesnt sound the least bit gay.
Those things are just plucked out of thin air.
Except the homophobia, thats a common sign.

I'm pretty sure that someone being attracted to the same sex is what makes people gay.

you, my friend, need to lighten up

And you need to get a fucking clue. Go reread your original post. I can summarize it for you....

"Hmmmmm, my friend can't stand queers and is always making fun of them....does this mean he is really gay?"

Go ahead, elaborate your "logic" on your thought process......

And you need to get a fucking clue. Go reread your original post. I can summarize it for you....

"Hmmmmm, my friend can't stand queers and is always making fun of them....does this mean he is really gay?"

Go ahead, elaborate your "logic" on your thought process......

i love you too guru

In England, if you wear an earing in your left ear apparantly you're gay.

In Israel, it's when you fuck another guy up the ass

Until the latter happens, he's not gay.

If he's gay he would be drinking Pepto HISmol and constantly getting new downloads to his guyPod. And he'd have pajama jammy jams.

You've been saving those, haven't you?

Reasons i think he isnt gay:
1 - he has a girlfriend

Might have something to do with orientation, but not guaranteed.

2 - he's into "manly" things like hunting and motorcycles
3 - he doesnt talk or dress flamboyantly or anything
4 - he doesnt care about his appearance, he'll often go a week without showering

Completely irrelevant.


Reasons i think he IS gay:
1 - he LOVES gilmore girls
2 - he always notices when people get new shoes and clothes
3 - he likes to talk on the phone for hours (with both guys and girls)

Completely irrelevant.

4 - he is the most homophobic person i know
5 - hes always caling my other friends "queer" "flaming" and said if he found out that they were actually gay he would stop talking to them

Studies involving plethysmographic analysis suggest that people are overcompensating when they go that batshit overboard... "not me! not me!"

...buuuuutt... that's not the point. The point, we'll get to in a moment.

6 - his taste in girls is fucked, he thinks the ugliest girls are hot

Could be gay, could be stupid, could be other... dunno...

...now...

4 - he is the most homophobic person i know
5 - hes always caling my other friends "queer" "flaming" and said if he found out that they were actually gay he would stop talking to them

I suggest you kill your "friend" while he sleeps.

Why so concerned!...........Maybe he asks his friends the same about you?

lives in new york,

yep, gay.

I saw on the discovery channel that a large percentage of homophobic men are actually turned on by gay porn...

Meh, who cares?

It's not for you to worry about. Even if he is, still treat him the same!

--KP

In America, does an earring in your left ear mean you like men?

Yarrr, and two earrings mean ye be bisexual

Don't e'en ask me what a pegleg means, narrr:(

I was reading a problem page and this woman said " I have sex with women but I don't like it, does that make me gay?"
Off topic I know but i lol'd

Check his porn stash.

he probably is overcompensation for a small dick

True dat.

Where are you at in the holy land?

Get im well marinated in drink...and get him to open up a little. If he really does like talking, he'll soon come round with anything outrightly honest.

Could be you've added 2 and 2 and got 5 though.

i don't think you have the strongest of arguments for your friend's homosexuality. the noticing of clothing hints at being slightly metrosexual, but that's about as far as it goes.