So my friends decided they would try to set me up with a nice girl. Yeah, cool, go for it, I don't mind, make sure she's good lookin. So I end up meeting this nasty ass, double-chinned slut. And I guess she wants my balls pretty bad, I don't know why. All I ever do is make fun of her and be a total dick, because I've never hated somebody so much in my life. She does always ask me to drive her car for her, because she's 'too fucked up.' One of these days, when she doesn't have much gas, I'm just going to drive it far out of town until it runs low, so that I can laugh at her as I abandon her with her car in the middle of nowhere.

They'll leave me alone in a dark room with some music with her expecting something to happen and she'll keep saying stupid shit like "No funny business, Lee...I mean it...Nah I'm just kidding I know you want this." To which I replied, "Um, I'm just gonna come out and tell you..No..Not at all."

My friends keep tryin to egg me onto it, and I'm just wondering if they're crazy. I told them "I appreciate what you're doing, but I have a single-chin limit." Oh and the fact that this nasty whore is also one of the many nasty whores that my sister's ex cheated on her with, that would just be fucked up.

What do you all think? I just had to let somebody know.

P.S. I hate her so fucking much. I can't even stand the sound of her voice, she sounds like a retard.

Damn thats a bad situation. There are a few options open to you but if possible you want to shift her attention over to someone else, preferably one of your mates who got you into this shit.

If this fails just tell her you like someone else or your gay (if you dont want to hurt her feelings that is), stop hanging around with her!! and if all else fails, tell your friends to fuck off before you kick their heads in.

Good luck

If this fails just tell her you like someone else or your gay (if you dont want to hurt her feelings that is).
Good luck

Why would he do that?? He says that he hates that whore, so just tell her to fuck off in a pretty nasty way. Tell her how much you despise her and call her a fat whale or something. It is really not a big deal, so just do it and shut the fuck up.

I'm not really asking for advice or having much of a problem with the situation. I'm enjoying it because I get to insult her constantly and she just takes it like I'm jokin around. I should prob tell her I hate her fucking fat guts though. I've stopped hanging out with those friends lately anyways because I've come to realize they bore me. All we ever do is sit in a basement and smoke. Want to go outside? Nah..I'm cool. Yeah, whatever man, just try and sell me an ounce for 150 you douche.

SHE LOVES YOU!!!!111oneoneeleven!!111 SHE LOVES YOU!11111oneeleveneoneone!!1

i love when this fat chick bangs me with a dildo

if you say so!

i like penis

your move...denk

Dude your friends sound like my friends, except with drinking and smoking, not just smoking. And we do more stuff, but they're just vapid... friends from highschool that i'm not that similar to anymore.

if you say so!

The G's ingenius use of altered quotes makes me happy all over.

The word vapid however...does not.

Why is that word fucing spreading like wildfire
Now I must look it up...

ohh i thought you meant you got set up as in like a crime or something. although i wasnt dissapointed when i read this post lol.

Just pretend you dont know her, why would you be around her if you hate her so much?

My friends used to hang around with this nasty fourteen year old girl that constantly smelled like baby because she refused to wear deororant. Yeah, she smelled like a fucking eight year old. My friends were seventeen and trying to fuck her in this terrible game which they called "sword-fighting in Cabo." The idea of it was to fuck the girl before everyone else by use of as much deception as possible.

I, contrary to popular belief, did not want a slice of that pie. However, since I was the only person that was mean to her she developed an attachment to me. Eventually, she was clinging onto me as we did basically anything. There was some cheap cassette porn on the T.V. and she comes over and sits on my lap. She starts rubbing my leg, closer and closer to my crotch and she says "I want to see Godzilla."

Godzilla was the pet-name of my cock, named so by the previous girl I had fucked. She named it so not because it was large, but because I always joked about burning down asian pussy. I'm a big fan of the orientals.

So, I did what any self-respecing man would have done. You gotta fuck and pawn her off to someone else.

Because I like to keep at least 1 person around that I can insult. It makes me less of an asshole to everyone if I focus to a single person that deserves it.

My friends used to hang around with this nasty fourteen year old girl that constantly smelled like baby because she refused to wear deororant. Yeah, she smelled like a fucking eight year old.

You know how a fucking eight year old smells? Goddamn totse.

You know how a fucking eight year old smells? Goddamn totse.

im sure he's been near an 8 year old at SOME point in his life, and theres a pretty good chance he's got a nose...if u need it explained further...smell particles disperse into the air...

im sure he's been near an 8 year old at SOME point in his life, and theres a pretty good chance he's got a nose...if u need it explained further...smell particles disperse into the air...

Never mind, you didn't catch the sophisticated word play.

He meant how an eight year old smells when it's fucking, right? Cute.