Amanda was living a double life. Dating me and another guy. Two boyfriends, two lives, we had hunches and hnits, but ignored them, because she could look us tearily in the eyes and say "Do you think I'm capable of that?" or "I swear...on everything I hold dear, I would never do that".

Any way, I kind of thought it was funny that since December she was able to have two boyfriends who knew nothing about each other.

Now me and the dude are good mates, and are going to remain good mates. Fuck, why not? We've shared everything some one could share.

On one of our breaks she kissed a guy at a club. I asked her how she met him she said they bumped into each other singing the same song at the top of their lungs. She wouldn't tell me which song. Any way, he told me he met her singing "A heart of stone, a smoking gun, I can give you life, I can take it away" - Bloc Party, Banquet: my absolute favorite song. On her birthday I sang to her "I"m on fire when you come" then we made love.

He wanted to make a difference in the world because he thought she wanted to, so for his birthday he said "don't get me a gift, just come to 'clean up Australia day' with me". She said okay. She then canceled on him because she went out with her girlfriend and they got stoned and she slept in. Me and him, we added everything up. Dates when we couldn't see her, things she would say to us, etc. Guess what? On his birthday, my dick was deep in her pussy and she was moaning, making my bed wet. Fucking dirty bitch.

I met him and I said "Dude, what was the part of your body she said she loved the most?" "My nook" "FUCK" "What? Your Nook too?" "Fucking Fuck" "i'll take that as a yes".

You know between a guys pec and shoulder, that dimple where a girl rests her head?

She had us both played, she gave us both the exact same lines, the same excuses.


This is me and him before going out http://tinyurl.com/yntv7n


The night we found about it out we both found out what club she was going to. We knew she knew. So when I went to his house, I wore the jumper she bought him for his birthday, and he covered me in his cologne, and him with mine. We got into the club and she was fucking TRASHED. Paraletic. He picked her up and threw her on the toilet seat in a cubicle (unisex toilets, the same place I picked up this uber hot chick 5 minutes later :)). We left the door open so people didnt think we were raping her (Like we'd want to, the trashy bitch, looked so skanky). He just kept saying "Fucking bitch, how was clean up australia day? Too wasted to ring me hu? Too stoned? Yeah...I bet you had a fucking great clean up australia day".

We got kicked out of the club, her mates were protecting her, as they should. My mate threw one of them down. I grabbed a bottle out of a bin, ran after them to get some bottle action. My mate chased me and caught me first. We went in, got some E, speed, spent a few hundred on drinks, took xanax, valium, went to three clubs and had a fucking fantastic night.

We felt liberated.

First thing we did, at like 9am, we went to her house. We knocked on the front door and her mum answered. We said "Hi, we're xxxxx and xxxx and we're friends of Amanda, can we talk to you about your daughter?"

And then we told her every thing. The fucking, the drug use, the cheating, the deceit, abused. Then her sister took me and him out to dinner, we both broke down and cried atleast once. But who cares, we're stronger people now.

Lewis, you said you didn't want to talk. Wish granted.

About my plan, I'm paranoid. No one, noooo one, in the entire world, not even my closest friend, relative, or god will hear about it.

now what are you gonna do to get her back? does she know that the 2 of you know?cause you could really turn that on her.

absolutly mate. if she doesnt know yet there is a whole WORLD of possbilities just waiting for you.

Lewis, you said you didn't want to talk. Wish granted.

He's cool. But he's getting a restraining order put on him :(.

Better to be aware.

Could have handled it better, but it could have gone a million times worse.

Overall, well done; if slightly vindictive at times.

You left out the ownage part.

OMG how do you know my real name?!?!11one

this thread does not deliver

I went to her family to let them know their daughter is sick, and needs professional help.

This thread may not deliver, that's because I didn't post all that happened. She played us, hard. So calculative, manipulative and cold. She isn't healthy, thus I hold no anger towards her.

She's sick, I should rebuild her and mould her into a proper human being. I am a stronger person now. In the past, I used to say the broken can't fix the broken. But I could fix her. If she tries to touch me, I'd break her jaw. Figuratively of course.

I will get revenge, in the exact same way she hurt me. I'm going to rebuild her, and the whole time I will be living a second life. Sleeping with girls, being friends with the other guy, having a girlfriend.

Some people say a person can never truly change, I don't know, I'm too young. But I will see her soon, and if I see that she has changed, I will be merciful, I will be her foundation to rebuild her self on, I will give her the world, then I will leave her to take it on on her own.

If she hasn't changed, and I sense her cunning manipulative side, I will be the old Arquin. And things will get bad. Very bad. I will turn into her, and turn her into me. Which is one of the worst things any one could do.

I think I've outgrown totse, or maybe totse has outgrown me. Euda gave me a good response, he's always spot on. Things could have gone much worse knowing me.

"you left out the ownage part"

You're obviously too stupid to see how incredibly well planned, and flawlessly executed her routine was. A smart person realizes the ownage.

I went to her family to let them know their daughter is sick, and needs professional help.

This thread may not deliver, that's because I didn't post all that happened. She played us, hard. So calculative, manipulative and cold. She isn't healthy, thus I hold no anger towards her.

I'd venture that she's completely healthy and knew exactly what she was doing. This isn't that uncommon. There are certain women who just act like this, and you got caught up with one of them. She's not some crafty Machiavellian genius, she's just ordinarily manipulative and you got led along because you didn't want to see the obvious signs she was cheating (even though it's ego-denting to hear it; best to be tricked by a true genius, eh?).

The best thing you can do is just to not have anything more to do with her. Why waste months trying to get revenge on her in the exact same way she hurt you? You'll just be devoting more and more of your time to her. And even if you think it's your choice to be doing it this time, it's what you want to do... realise that you wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't for her, it's her actions that have caused yours. And just get rid of that hope that she'll have changed, because she won't.

Fuckin' hell.. That is some harsh shit right there.

You sound like you guys kind of lost your temper with her friends (I hope they were male), though I can sort of try and empathize (I've never been in the same situation and don't think I'm that testoseroney enough to do anything like that yet).

Anyway, sorry to hear what went on.. One thing, I can suggest is to not let your revenge consume you. You two sound like you need to move on to bigger and better things, you're better than some cold cock hungry bitch.

Uhm...you really took this all too hard.

Cheating happens. End the relationship, or don't.

I personally would just keep using the girl for sex, and make sure she showered before we fooled around.

Me and my friends always find out some girl was fucking the other, when she said she was too busy to come see us.

Don't be too hard on her man.

lol i know why you're so mad now you look like you're up for a night of gay strip clubs.

I didn't want to be the one to say it...

In all honesty, when I first saw the pic, I thought he was telling us how he and the other guy started dating, and went to a club "together". "This is me and him before going out."

I say this calls for a threesome.

I would have just tied her to a wheelchair and shaved off all her hair and dumped her in a lake. I'd tie a rope to the chair and drag her back out after an hour or so. Then I'd leave to her screaming for help.

When I got to the point when you and your friend chucked her into a toilet I was really hoping for a threesome, but at the same time I was like 'Nooo DONT!!'.

Bitches like that never ever change. You talk of remoulding her into a better person but that just is not going to happen.

Whilst you think you're playing her, she'll be doing the same to you all over again.

Both you and your friend have had your beautifull revenge against her.
Perhaps time to remove her from your life totally?

i like waffles

double lives are the worst when it comes to relationships... you handled it quite well because if i found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, in another relationship, i would knock her to the ground... but good job on handling it

This whole thread confuses. Who exactly got "owned" here? Are you trying to say in some twisted conviluted way that you owned her? Sorry, but from where I'm sitting she owned you BIGTIME, and still does. You make yourself sound "all grown up", as if you've made some kind of progress.....but you are far from it dude.

I totally get you confronting her in the club. But going to tell her mom?????? You sound as if you are on the playground and ratting out the kid that pushed you down and made you skin your knee. And don't try and bullshit us with the..."I'm trying to help her and her family". You acted out of vengeful emotion.....nothing more, nothing less. And then you actually broke down in front of her sister????? I guarantee you, someday in the near future that WILL get back to her. Ummmmm, who owned who here?

Most importantly, you claiming you are going to stick around and "fix" her. First off, the probability of that is incredibly slim. Even if you do, its kind of silly if you think about it. You are going to invest even MORE time and energy into this trollup, and if you DO "fix" her you'll have made a great gal out of her for the NEXT bloke to come along and reap the rewards of all of your efforts.

Haven't you wasted enough time on this broad? Whether it was years/months/weeks...that is all time you can NEVER get back. Yet here you are vowing to waste even more of your life to try and satiate your ego and make things right. Dude, she is just a chick that fucked around on you. Live and learn, but really and truly you are letting her own you even more for every second that goes by that you put thought or effort into her. Hasn't she played you for the fool long enough already?

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Dude, what a pick me up, so many pieces of who you are, and why you are the way you are just fell into place. You are more pathetic than she is my little bitch.

Is this what faggots do in other places of the world?

I agree with the second half of your post, but if you were to actually read what arquin has been saying it's pretty obvious that he's acknowledged she owned him. That's what the ownage was - how she played him.

Arquin, I have chosen this thread to profess my love for you.

never stop kicking ass.

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dude, what a pick me up, so many pieces of who you are, and why you are the way you are just fell into place. You are more pathetic than she is my little bitch.

Is this what faggots do in other places of the world?

Try a couple things before you post again:

a) Try to get laid. Once. Impossible? I agree.

b) Try to be one tenth of the person that arquin is. Notice the girlfriend, the struggle, and the general life that he has.

c) now look at yourself

d) Shut the fuck up and stop spewing shit out of your mouth you rotund, pathetic excuse for a cesspool of inanity. Desperately clinging to the only place where you can safely assert yourself, the internet, your pitiful excuse for thought processes and self expression is only a reflection of the the atomic bomb of a loser douchebag that you are.

e) become a decent poster

f) lose weight

Try a couple things before you post again:

a) Try to get laid. Once. Impossible? I agree.

b) Try to be one tenth of the person that arquin is. Notice the girlfriend, the struggle, and the general life that he has.

c) now look at yourself

d) Shut the fuck up and stop spewing shit out of your mouth you rotund, pathetic excuse for a cesspool of inanity. Desperately clinging to the only place where you can safely assert yourself, the internet, your pitiful excuse for thought processes and self expression is only a reflection of the the atomic bomb of a loser douchebag that you are.

e) become a decent poster

f) lose weight

for the guy this was aimed at, i have mathematically and theoretically worked out the best and only possible comeback for this...

..."your ma"

but u owe me one

I agree with yoyobek.

He'll get back together with her...And she'll play him AGAIN.

Try a couple things before you post again:

a) Try to get laid. Once. Impossible? I agree.

b) Try to be one tenth of the person that arquin is. Notice the girlfriend, the struggle, and the general life that he has.

c) now look at yourself

d) Shut the fuck up and stop spewing shit out of your mouth you rotund, pathetic excuse for a cesspool of inanity. Desperately clinging to the only place where you can safely assert yourself, the internet, your pitiful excuse for thought processes and self expression is only a reflection of the the atomic bomb of a loser douchebag that you are.

e) become a decent poster

f) lose weight

Laughing my fucking ass OFF!

If you want to appear somewhat serious to me, do not try to outline your insults. Only makes your attempts at breaking me down more contrived, and even more comical. A decent poster? What the fuck is that? You? I'll chop my dick off before I become you.

Arquin gets laid and deserves respect? Lol, anyone can get pussy man. I suggest you remove your head from your ass, and try not to drag me into a war of words that will inevitably make you look like an ass, and reveal nothing more about myself than is already known.

Laughing my fucking ass OFF!

If you want to appear somewhat serious to me, do not try to outline your insults. Only makes your attempts at breaking me down more contrived, and even more comical. A decent poster? What the fuck is that? You? I'll chop my dick off before I become you.

Arquin gets laid and deserves respect? Lol, anyone can get pussy man. I suggest you remove your head from your ass, and try not to drag me into a war of words that will inevitably make you look like an ass, and reveal nothing more about myself than is already known.

:) CarbonB is tough sexy man.

You know...I haven't given up on you.

:) CarbonB is tough sexy man.

You know...I haven't given up on you.

Lord, step off the soap box. What do you see this as? You helping me? That you are somehow going to be able to convince me of anything that I couldn't form my own opinion about? We are well past being children here, so don't try and make it seem like you are the parent.

so which one of you 2 takes it in the ass? you both look like absolute cocksuckers

EDIT: and whoevers on the left looks like criss angel

My responses:

1. Who ever asked if I felt I owned her, pffft, fuck no. I got super-pwned. We both did.

2. We went to her mum because we know her family. Health professionals, leaders in their fields, well known, respected. One sister is the CREATOR of some vaccines, her mother the head of the biggest intensive care unit in my state. They deserve to know their daughter is going down a spiraling path where she gobbles cock, pills and god knows what else.

3. Who ever bagged what I was wearing: know this, I got hit on more than I could handle. It was fucking amazing. It's called "dressing metro" and if that's what it results in, call me a faggot.

4. The girl I kissed that night was incredibly hot.

5. Like god damn, she was hot.

6. Xiao Mei, I wont get back with her. Me and the dude talked and the only reason I'd ever sleep with her again would be to fuck her, then ravage her ass, then blow on her face hair, all while being filmed so it can be posted on totse.

7. I know I can't fix her. I've decided not to try. I lost a whore, and made an awesome friend. How is that a loss?

8. I am stronger now. I know it. In the past, I would have gone crazy, emo and depressed. I'm happy as. I can do what ever, who ever, when ever I want.

9. I love most of you. Except carbonb, he still has mantits.

10. I love gay bars.

I don't know what the fuck this thread is about, but your one weird ass fucking kid on mamas.

biggest OWNAGE EVER would be
Found on Wiki!!!!
Eiffel Tower The ultimate double team. The chick gets down on all fours, then each guy takes an end on her, one in front and one in back. Then the two guys lift both their arms in the air and do a huge "high-five", and you've got the Eiffel Tower! Fuckin’ sweet or what?

biggest OWNAGE EVER would be
[b]Found on Wiki!!!!

thats not ownage. its a male tradition.

ok... i think she did you two a favor.
she got you two together, and judging by that picture, she was the one that took one for the team, fucking two gay guys just so they would meet and live happily ever after.

and tell me, why did you two swap clothes and wear each others cologne? was it because you were in a hurry to get dressed after your night of pounding each other in the ass? the cologne swap would be easily explained by the constant rubbing up against each other, and the clothing swap would either be from confusion or because you were feeling sentimental and wanted to still feel close after all was said and done.

fuck this was a waste of time reading this thread.

LOL what a perfect end to a stupid thread.

LOL what a perfect end to a stupid thread.

thank you

Ohh Arquin, much hillarity...and you look like an acquaintance of mine, but I know that you're not him.

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dude, what a pick me up, so many pieces of who you are, and why you are the way you are just fell into place. You are more pathetic than she is my little bitch.

Is this what faggots do in other places of the world?

Yes. It's pretty sad huh?

This is me and him before going out http://tinyurl.com/yntv7n




you should have stayed in the closet.

Yes. It's pretty sad huh?

I didn't think that it had come to this, but to think that he owned that girl when he told her parents about HER personal life. She is obviously not a child, and its funny that you think her parents should know about her pill popping...

Do your parents know about your love for the cock?