Ok, I know other people get totally naked, lube up their dick and pump it up and down till it explodes, but I don't do that. Never did.

This is what I do:
I have to wear pants for this to work. I sandwich my cock between my balls, then I place a closed fist on top of my penis and sort of rub it back and forth. It slides along my balls and thigh. It always results in semen running down my leg, getting into my boxers and often there is an embarrassing stain that is visible on my pants!

Is there something wrong with me? Does anyone else do this? Does it have to do with my small penis size?

uh troll?

uh troll?

Uh...no. Why the fuck do you think I'm trolling?

haha gee i dont know.

Uh...no. Why the fuck do you think I'm trolling?

You said your penis size is small.

You said your penis size is small.

So what, because I don't claim to have a 14 inch cock and actually tell the truth, you automatically think I'm trolling? Good fucking god.

How about you guys just stop second guessing me and answer my damn questions...

So what, because I don't claim to have a 14 inch cock and actually tell the truth, you automatically think I'm trolling? Good fucking god.

How about you guys just stop second guessing me and answer my damn questions...

I don't care about the size of your cock. But the fact that you refer to it as "small" indicates that you're either a troll, or have confidence issues.

Edit: As long as it's not THAT small, of course. But I highly doubt it.

I don't care about the size of your cock. But the fact that you refer to it as "small" indicates that you're either a troll, or have confidence issues.

Edit: As long as it's not THAT small, of course. But I highly doubt it.

Or maybe I simply measured it, compared it to the average penis length and determined it was small. I think you're over analyzing things here.

5.5 is average. That's not necessarily "normal", since in this case, "normal" is a range. Just remember what Jeff Foxworthy said "it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean".
Have you tried using a sock? Seriously, it works great. Get an old sock with some holes in it, slip it over your member, and rub away.

Jerking off with your pants on isn't that great an idea, IMO. I think that's why my dick hooks to the right now. It never did that before, but then after a while it began to, after I got an erection and had to keep my pants on (like in school).

My penis is 3.5 inches erect. That is indisputably small. I'm not really that frustrated about it, just stating a fact.

Jerking off into a sock sounds like it would produce a lot of friction and chafe the shit out of my dick. Plus all my socks are smelly as fuck. Jerking off into a smelly, rough, lint-covered sock = disgusting

Also, I have not noticed any curvature in my dick. However this may be because of its smallness.

Is there something wrong with me?
Yes
Does anyone else do this?
No...
Does it have to do with my small penis size?
See question 1

Don't get angry. It's just a forum.

I have never heard of anyone masturbating like that im sorry it seams pretty strange but i dont think people outside totse talk about special masturbating maneuveres good luck with your cock growing .

Perfectly normal. The real question is, do you do it because its the only way you take pleasure from masturbation? Is it worth the embarrassment?

Sounds like TMS (http://healthystrokes.com/).

First thought that came to mind: Don't wear those pants out anymore! Wtf, dude. Seriously. Wha..?

Next point, don't fuck up any MORE of your pants. Change into your jack-off pants first. Women have period panties, you have jack off pants.

And thirdly, however you get off is cool. If you think you should switch it up, than do that. When I was experimenting as a teenager I tried all types of ways and positions, and even though I can come in pretty much any position, I do have a preference. Masturbation is YOUR time to feel good, do what you want.

Women have period panties


Anyone else just get extremely turned on?

Jerk off into a thimble or one of those tiny bottles of shampooo you get at hotels.


If you blink does you cock disspear?

Anyone else just get extremely turned on?

no, but i lol'd

Jerk off into a thimble or one of those tiny bottles of shampooo you get at hotels.


If you blink does you cock disspear?




LAWLZ

"it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean"

Arr matey, ever try to cross the Norwegian sea with a dingy?
.....not only do you need a big ship but you need some damn heavy cannon balls too sailour.