what could it possibly be... :S

You're either getting dumped, or she's pregnant.

Oh no I don't think shes gona dump me she made plans with me to go to a movie with her and get high then go back to her place. Hmm pregnant :|

Maybe she likes mind games?

she's gonna drop the L-bomb.

Chlamydia

Aids.

She was born a male!

I had that exact thing yesterday and me and my girlfirend of 10 months finished. I was supposed to have called one of her friends while drunk and asked her for sex. But i did not do this because i was extremely drunk and my friends were using my phone. so im a but gutted about it today your gf could be pregnant thats what i was worried about.

What about the HIV?? There's always a chance you know.

I hope she wants to plunge a knife in your neck for making such a shit post

I've never had a girlfriend come up to me and say, "Hey we need to talk" without it involving something bad. I have a trick though, when they say that reply with "oh great, I want to talk to you too!" Since you know the doom is impending, when the actual conversation comes up, and she asks you what you wanted to talk to her about, insist that she goes first. If she isn't pregnant or she doesn't have aids, she just wanted to break up with you, let your mind wander the possiblities to your response, let it be for the lulz.

i did that whilst on Valium...it was actually one of the best moments of my life

She's probably growing a tail and wants to know whether or not you think she should cut it off. That would be a good time to ask her what kind of Ape she is.

Bet she eats a good fuzzy banana though.

She Wants You In The Pants

shes either pregnant or shes gonna tell you that shes been dating your mom/sister/brother/family member and your invited to the Jerry Springer show or the Maury show

Cheated/Break up is imminent.

Well now she said she will tell me when were alone at her place tomorrow. Hmm...

She wants it in the anus. Hard.

She's been fucking one of your friends. Guaranteed.

Shes about to dump you. HURRY UP and dump her first.

I LOL'd

In all seriousness, she's mst likely either pregnant, or wants to dump you. I would rule out the dumping you either just because you had plans. I had plans with my girlfriend for the day after she broke up with me.

Girls are twisted, dude.

The very first girl I dated, my first kiss, lasted an exact YEAR with me. That same day we were talking about actually settling down, and planning our life together. Everything is peachy.

We get home, make out, do our usual routine of sex, and when we put our clothes back on, she gets real quiet and tells me she needs to talk. She tells me she made out with one of her coworkers at Burger King in the parking lot on the clock (I know not really needing to tell you that but it adds to her whorishness) and that she wants to break up. And then lists bad things ABOUT ME why she wants to do it.

She does it in complete lack of emotion, doesn't even act like it phases her. ALL on our year anniversary.

Point I'm making is, is girls are unexpected. They will do the wierdest shit out of nowhere. It doesn't mater if she planned a movie with you, if one girl will plan a life out with you they'll probably go for less.

Not saying your girlfriend is like that in the least. That's the second worst case scenario, with pregnancy being top.

But honestly I don't know what else she could say.

I like how so far, everyone has said that pregnancy tops the list of bad possibilities. I suppose if you hate what you are, the idea of a little you running around would seem awful. Am I the only guy alive that wouldn't mind some random hook-up resulting in a child? What are you pussies afraid of?

And to Aqua: Good luck. It could be several things. Don't get too worried about it though. If she's dumping you, whatever...3.6 billion vaginas left to choose from. If she's pregnant, you got yourself a very rewarding hobby for the next 19 years. If she has the AIDS...well, you'll have an excuse to do everything you've ever wanted to do.

Don't worry dude, she probably didn't cheat or is breaking up with you. My reasoning is that if it was something really bad, you wouldn't want to be alone, because she would fear death/rape. Also, I think you are lying.

She's possibly moving away with her dad soon very far... Oh well fuck it im to drunk/stoned/depressed to care anymore.

You're too depressed to care? Sorry for this, but LOL.

Get her pregnant so you two have to meet up later on in life? ;)

I do care but I'm going through to much other shit rite now like getting kicked out of my house and my parents thinking im a drug addict. I'm just going to wait and see what happens if she doesn't move then cool.

Updates?

She was born a male!

I fell out of my chair laughing

I think the thing she had to tell him was that she's a homicidal maniac.

And then she killed him.

Because he hasn't updated.... :(

seriously i really wanted to know what this was

updates?

What did she say?

she had the aids so he had no choice but to murder/suicide.

I noticed how a lot of people talked about how girls can be unexpecting...

Anyway, I'll just add to that list. My girl wanted to spend the rest of her life with me, we were over with a month after she said that.

Last girl I was dating was sending me text messages telling me how hott she thinks I am and how much she can't wait to see me again...we were done 4 days later.

I swear, I had more serious relationships in middle school than what I've had lately.