so my wife (got married a few months ago) and i got into an argument over dinner. she wouldn't cook what i wanted but that's not really important to the story. I told her if she didn't shut her mouth I'd beat the shit out of her. She was like "bullshit you cant do that ther are laws... blabla bla". I smacked her so hard she fell over then she shut up and hasnt given me shit since then. i told some of my friends about it and one of them got mad and me and said it wasn't cool to hit women and im less of a man or whatever (i fucked him up too). i thought in a traditional household in ANY country the man is dominant over the female. i mean, i just smacked her once, hard, but i didnt beat her with a bat or anything. just showing who's the man of the house. it worked so well i think i'll keep doing it but i don't want her telling the police or whatever. but if i hit her enough she'll be too scred to do that right?

Why you always trolling, nigger?

They have police under the bridge?

Ok seriously if you're not a troll then 2 points.

If you're going to beat a woman then do it on her arse, where god and nature intended and only there. Besides being fairly safe it also gives you a defence in court that it was all sexual and consentual. Or You can get belts made of neoprene especially for this purpose which don't leave any marks (google).

Secondly if you do put her over your knee then you must follow through and spank until she stops shouting, begging and threatening you , goes silent and gets the 'shakes' and begins to sob....'racked with sobs'. If you stop before that then she'll go to the police or you'll wake up to find she's done a 'bobbit'.

I don't know who's trolling more, the mod or the op:D

dude. wow. just wow....you're gonna hit someone (man or woman) because ur in an argument with them? are you in sixth grade?

come on dude. talk to her. the way your headed is jail or divorce or a very unhappy, unhealthy marriage that will only not end because you've beaten our wife senseless.

see, you gotta be like a knight. you've gotta be chivalrous....thats how you gain real respect...plus, being cool like that gets you better sex and stuff...you should know that.....

what I'm trying to say is dont hit your wife.

If you need a reason how about this one: if you were her, you wouldn't want you hitting you, right? so why hit her? thats just fucking retarded.

btw, if you still think that hitting her is a good idea, seriously just go fuck yourself.

see, you gotta be like a knight. you've gotta be chivalrous....thats how you gain real respect...plus, being cool like that gets you better sex and stuff...you should know that.....


This is where we all point and laugh at the obvious virgin.

This is where we all point and laugh at the obvious virgin.

so last time you beat up your wife/girlfriend she was really willing to do the work during sex? right? sure.

obvious virgin, huh? well, yes I am a virgin, but by choice. and yes, I have had girls that wanted to have sex, but I'm not gonna get into that.

This is where we all point and laugh at the obvious virgin.

Pft, I think it's sweet.

Pft, I think it's sweet.

So did I, when I was his age.

so last time you beat up your wife/girlfriend she was really willing to do the work during sex? right? sure.

obvious virgin, huh? well, yes I am a virgin, but by choice. and yes, I have had girls that wanted to have sex, but I'm not gonna get into that.

1) My bitch never did -any- of the work. Maybe she might have if I had smacked her around a bit.

2) Being too much of a pussy to have sex is okay when you're a teenager, as bloodenangel pointed it out it's actually kind of sweet. But once you get older, those are the same issues that are going to haunt you. Trust me.

Yeah I hit your wife all the time too dude. You should see the bruise on the inside of her leg. Also her uterus has been beaten.

If I have more marks on her than you I get to keep her!