Right before nayone says it, fuck acting normal, i want every advantage i can get.

so on meeting a girl for the first time, should i come across:
caring
not give a shit
kool as fuck
badass
loving
teradactil



she is like a lil naughty girlie.

come off as a male prostitute

Dress up as a clown, then do cartwheels around her. Also, squirt her with water using an alka-seltzer filled bottle. She'll go for you in no time!

If you want the advantage of taking the right approach to a girl, (I am guessing you want to get the girl and call her your own) take some time to figure out what kind of girl she is.

You say she is a "naughty" kind of girl? So I guess you have somewhat established her general vibe.

I'd go with bad-ass.
Smoke three cigarettes at once.

How about just being you? Seems to work pretty well.

You know sometimes a girl will like you for you , despite your best efforts to put her off.

Teradactyl? What like a winged dinosaur?

I'm gonna act like someone who gives a shit.


Act like someone who doesn't suck dick for rocks.

Haha, I love watching people try to act like someone other than them, they just look socially awkward.

Don't act

..be yourself, dammit

Teradactyl? What like a winged dinosaur?

*cough*SCREEEAAAW*cough*

who gives a fuck what womans think?

if you want her, kiss her as soon as you see her, if she resists, then well you are stronger.

*pterodactyl

be yourself and tell her how un-naughty she is.....

be funny about it and she will be uhhhh "naughty" in no time.

Do what he said. You'll be pleasantly surpised when she tells you that she gets wet every time she sees you!

If that fails, go the 'teradactil' way.

teradactil
.

^
That sounds good. I would go with that one.

"to be yourself is all that you can be"

so on meeting a girl for the first time, should i come across:

teradactil.



ONLY WAY TO GO.

Just scream, SCRRRRREEEAAAAAW in her face every time she tries to say anything. She'll just throw herself into your arms.

Seriously, you shouldn't have mentioned pterodactyls, there's no shutting us up now...:D

As for actual advice: be yourself. I don't give a shit if it's what you want to hear or not, it's what you should do.

Chances are, you're a shitty actor. Chances are, the girl your going after isn't going to be retardedly drunk (I could be wrong). She'll notice you're acting. So don't be a dumbass, and just make who YOU really are cooler.

just make who YOU really are cooler.


...But I think the only reason he mentioned the tyredactyl was because he is one. And maybe it's just me, but If some guy with massive wings was like, "WOOSH, WOOSH. Hey baby, wanna ride?"
I'd jump on that fuckers back in a second!

He's cool enough, yo.

In the wise words of Robin Williams doing the voice over for Genie of the Lamp, "Bee yourself!"

He's cool enough, yo.
QFMFT

SCREEEEEAAAAAWWWWW

and by the way i have kissed her, she told me my nose was squidgy too.
and i kinda ifngered her through her jeans n she was breathin hevvy.
man my ego is as huge as my wingspan.

QFMFT

SCREEEEEAAAAAWWWWW


man my ego is as huge as my wingspan.



massive

*pterodactyl

Hey wires, you're not called Henry, are you dear?

Don't act

..be yourself, dammit



*cough*SCREEEAAAW*cough*

Ooh...do you have a link to that video?

Karate chop a cactus, girls love it.

Scccccccccccccccccccccccreaw

SCRAW? SCRAAAAAW?

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=226592

Pro Tip: Always act like Jack Bauer.

Girl: So, how are you-
You: THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=226592

oh.
my.
god.

Hahahaha

Karate chop a cactus with your cock, girls love it.

fixed

or just learn to nonchalantly lick your eyebrows....

Acting is another word for lieing. Be yourself or don't bother.

I dunno if it's because I'm stoned, but this one of the funniest threads I've ever read.

Just get a good rep and then you don't need to act at all.

Yep, you need at least two green boxes though.

"Hey babe, you know I've got 34 rep?"

"Sorry, I only date moderators."

[/wtf]

Reminded me of this scene in American Pie.

JIM
So, does my hair look better --
(flips a small lock of hair
onto his forehead)
like this, or...
(flips it back up)
like this?

OZ
Who cares?

JIM
Nadia does, that Czechoslovakian
chick, she might be there tonight.
Now, do you think she'd prefer --
(flips hair down again)
Cool Hip Jim...
(flips it back up)
or Laid Back Jim?

KEVIN
The difference is so phenomenal, I
can't decide.

"Hey babe, you know I've got 34 rep?"

yeah cos all girls are into guys with high rep points on some itnernet forum, which is very offensive.
well, only clever ones.

i act with my dick