Okay so this is hard to follow but I'm serious... Like for the last couple days I been going to party at this house, its like for college kids or some shit but its a huge ass mansion right with keypad entrance and video cameras and shit.


So besides me, my boy and his girl, everyone was like 23. I was playing in the pool for hella days and the music was all sexual like MAKE THAT ASS ROLL LIKE SOME TWENTY FOS, or SMACK THAT ALL ON THE FLOOR IM GONNA FUCK YOU, anyway every time the music hits a "fuck you" or something I caught this bitch who was sunbathings eyes through her sun glasses. I just went to sleep, I wake up, and shes holding my blow up boat over here, she says something but I didn't hear her, I sprayed her pants with some water, and shes got the nicest ass, tits, face everything, but then she goes to wipe off the water or something. We keep eye fucking I guess, then I ask her for a bluntwrap. She goes to get it but it takes hella long, finally she comes back with just a pipe, so I smoke it with her and talk for a while. Then I just watched her hella long, but I know she was watching me back.

Then I had to go with my boy because his girl had to go to work or some shit, so I went back to my house, and I fell asleep, then my boy had already gone off so I just smoked hella much with this bitch from down the block... How'd I fuck up? I shoulda invited her to see my house..

Step one: Don't say "hella" when you talk to girls.

Follow step one and you should be hittin that shit on the regular.

I don't know man, hella girls say hella here.

I don't know man, hella girls say hella here.

Heres my one cent......don't say 'hella' period. You only look like a douchebag.

Yeah okay. Now wheres my other 99 cents..

Heres my one cent......don't say 'hella' period. You only look like a douchebag.

QFT, saying "hella" is fucking stupid and does make you look like a douchebag!

QFT, saying "hella" is fucking stupid and does make you look like a douchebag!

Alright were fucking over this shit help me goddamnit.

Heres my one cent......don't say 'hella' period. You only look like a douchebag.

True that. When it's used more than once in a post, it gets annoying.

How old are you? Just outta curiosity... you talk about getting older girls, and say everyone at the house was 23+, but you left out your age.

17 years old.

Well step one:

YOU AREN'T A FUCKING GANGSTER, CEASE SPEAKING LIKE ONE.

also, the aforementioned "hella is not a word" applies here.

Wow you people fucking suck.

I'm a gangsta bitch, I thought 'choo knew.

Read the fucking topic.

Post n00dz.

She didn't like that you didn't take action. You just sat there hoping she'd come to you. If I were you, I'd get her drunk and under my rule of "all women are whores, especially when drunk", she'd have fucked you.

So yeah, you didn't do shit, no wonder you messed up.