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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-06-02, 15:00
avivsworld avivsworld is offline
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Default So my gf wants me to get myself checked.

I've been with my gf a good steady 5 months now. We're in love and what not (or at least infatuated), so I haven't pressured her about sex or anything (nor would I want to).
Lately we've been talking about it more, and it seems that she wants to do it (after going on the pill and everything, she's paranoid).

One problem is, she found out that I had sex with another girl who wasn't a virgin. Now she's paranoid that I have chlamidia or something, and wants me to get a test done.

Now this wouldn't be a problem if I was on my own, however I (think I) would need a medicare card for this, and I am 16. I don't think it would sound too good saying, "Uh yeah, mum, i kinda had sex a year ago-ish, and the girl wasn't a virgin, and now my new girlfriend wants to make sure i haven't got anything before we have sex. can i get a test done?"

The girl who I had done it with previous had only had one person before her, and I used protection. Plus this was about a year and a half ago, so I don't think there'll be anything too bad.

Is there really many risk of me having anything? If not, how would I convince my gf of this?

E: Apologies for any spelling/grammar mistakes, I've had a long day.
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Old 2007-06-02, 15:38
vizor vizor is offline
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Default Re: So my gf wants me to get myself checked.

You're probably clear of infections, given the circumstances you described, but it seems it seems to me that your girlfriend is set in her ways.

How about getting her drunk/high ?
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Old 2007-06-02, 16:00
Maggotote Maggotote is offline
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Default Re: So my gf wants me to get myself checked.

Is there really many risk of me having anything? If not, how would I convince my gf of this?

E: Apologies for any spelling/grammar mistakes, I've had a long day.

The only way you can convince her of having sex with you is by showing a negative HIV test result. She has the right to know if you're healthy before she starts a sexual relationship with you. She is being wise and you must do it by all means. Save some money and fucking do it Now stop questioning this shit and shut the fuck up!!
 #4 
Old 2007-06-02, 16:23
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Default Re: So my gf wants me to get myself checked.

Haha, you gots the HPV motherfucker.
 #5 
Old 2007-06-02, 17:26
Ouster Ouster is offline
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Default Re: So my gf wants me to get myself checked.

Man up and do what she wants. She has every right to know about your sexual health.
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Old 2007-06-02, 17:27
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Default Re: So my gf wants me to get myself checked.

Yeah you should probably just get yourself checked. I need to get around to doing that... I've never fucked a virgin.
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Old 2007-06-02, 18:06
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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Default Re: So my gf wants me to get myself checked.

You know why those diseases spread? Because of the fucking retarded "I probably don't have anything anyway" excuse people use
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Old 2007-06-02, 19:35
kappelpie kappelpie is offline
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Default Re: So my gf wants me to get myself checked.

Don't be a fucking retard, there are Planned Parenthoods all the fuck over. If you can't get an std check for you girlfriend, which is more than a reasonable request if you're planning on sleeping with someone, then you're a dick and you don't deserve to fuck her.

Haha, you gots the HPV motherfucker.

Oh and interestingly enough, there is no way to test males for hpv. Well unless you get warts or something. Gross.
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Old 2007-06-02, 19:37
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Default Re: So my gf wants me to get myself checked.

Don't be a fucking retard, there are Planned Parenthoods all the fuck over. If you can't get an std check for you girlfriend, which is more than a reasonable request if you're planning on sleeping with someone, then you're a dick and you don't deserve to fuck her.



Oh and interestingly enough, there is no way to test males for hpv. Well unless you get warts or something. Gross.

QFT.

/thread.
 #10 
Old 2007-06-02, 20:36
pyroman5000 pyroman5000 is offline
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Default Re: So my gf wants me to get myself checked.

What if she boned a nigger and thinks she has aids? she could do you 20 times then tell you to get checked. if you test positive, she'll know she has it.

women are evil.
 #11 
Old 2007-06-02, 21:03
slaytanicwhermacht_89 slaytanicwhermacht_89 is offline
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Default Re: So my gf wants me to get myself checked.

find a free clinic?


www.google.com

free clinic in *insert area*


block out a couple hours and go there


not that hard
 #12 
Old 2007-06-02, 21:51
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Default Re: So my gf wants me to get myself checked.

Quote:
Originally Posted by pyroman5000
What if she boned a nigger and thinks she has aids? she could do you 20 times then tell you to get checked. if you test positive, she'll know she has it.

women are evil.


Quoted For Truth

Get tested, but take her there with you and insist that she gets tested too.
 #13 
Old 2007-06-03, 00:42
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Default Re: So my gf wants me to get myself checked.

For god's sake, they're not going to interrogate you on your sex life, call the cops and then have you arrested.

Do it and make sure she does it too.
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Old 2007-06-03, 01:51
TehWTF TehWTF is offline
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Default Re: So my gf wants me to get myself checked.

The only way you can convince her of having sex with you is by showing a negative HIV test result. She has the right to know if you're healthy before she starts a sexual relationship with you. She is being wise and you must do it by all means. Save some money and fucking do it Now stop questioning this shit and shut the fuck up!!

ftw! +1
 
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