So, like, this one person on totse, he was like a ditz who was into drugs. And he was dating this hot girl. And I was all like, dude, she's hot. What went wrong? Anyway, i find out he was an asshole, so like, I get interested in the girl after they break up. And it was so kewl, because I thought she was sweet. But It was funny, because he is a totse member. I lyke, didn't know, so I lyke found it funny. But she's ok, and her and I cuddle and sleep together now.

In Before Lock!

Ibl!

Well, actually, it's true. I just find it funny I'm with another girl who was a totse.com member's girlfriend. I used bad English to mess with all of you.

Unless you're naming names, then why make the thread?

I'm not suggesting you name names.

I shall be watching this thread closely.

Do remember please we have an FAQ-Rule about 'trying to be nice to one another' , 'kay?

So lyke, are you two, lyke, totally going steady now or what? Give us the 411.

this thread bears creepy-ass similarities to events in my own life. for srs.

I wish i was cool

*still keeping a beady, bleary, bloodshot, rheumatic eye on this thread*

I'm serious people, if i get even the merest hint that this thread was posted with the intent of hurting another board member then nasty edits,infractions, deletions and forum bans will follow.

You don't like that then go bitch at the Super-Mods.

Interwebz SRS B1zn355!

True that, ketch.

I like it how you used all the really, really bad yankee teen language... seriously i was readying the old GTFO there for a few seconds... But its true though, you got our number...

Just dont rub it in his face, y'hear?

Nasty.

is the girl also a totse member? if so that narrows it down quite a bit...and makes it far more amusing:D

Meh, it's probably pirate hippy. As is the normalness of how spitefull people are being at the moment.:(

This thread is starting to go down roads best left untravelled.

If I had just one tear running down your cheek
Maybe I could cope maybe I'd get some sleep
If I had just one moment at your expense
Maybe all my misery would be well spent

Yeah.... Could you cry a little
Lie just a little
Pretend that you're feeling a little more pain
I gave now I 'm wanting
Something in return
So cry just a little for me

Faith Hill :_(

Well, now I just posted in it, so it is redeemed. :D

And bans will follow.

Yes, I said bans.

This thread should probably be lyke locked because lyke of the fact that lyke the OP lyke never even asked a question or made a point lyke.

Methinks he is actually just rubbing it in.

But I can take comfort in the fact that she looks ugly as sin now.

To the OP:

You do realise that if you ever break up, she will send around a guy to break your shins?

This thread is sooo going to cross that thin line...

It totally already crossed the line...

yeah, i almost got paranoid that someone on totse was dating my ex. which made me feel bad for her.

Thread starter, you're going to get hit by a car tomorrow and lose the use of your legs.

Btw, it doesent mean you're great or hot or anything if a slut fucks you, it just means that you're there.
I'd suicide, if I was you.

Waits, watches.

*starts eating popcorn*

So, like, this one person on totse, he was like a ditz who was into drugs.

So, I did a quick search, you seem to be a computer nerd that likes Power Rangers. Well done.

And he was dating this hot girl. And I was all like, dude, she's hot.

You're checking out other peoples girlfriends and talking to them based on their appearance. It sounds pretty close to the definition of shallow. Well done.

What went wrong? Anyway, i find out he was an asshole, so like, I get interested in the girl after they break up.

All kinds of things go wrong in a relationship, it's often a part of a relationship; especially one between teens with mental health issues. Well done.

And it was so kewl, because I thought she was sweet.

Yeah, how awesome is it for two people to break up! I mean, you're in now! It's no big deal that anybody was hurt, screw them. I mean, you're set. Well done.

I lyke, didn't know, so I lyke found it funny.

You knew from the beginning. You post all over totse, and are obviously aware of their relationship. I'm glad you found it funny that a relationship crumbled. Almost every asshole I know loves it when a relationship falls apart, there's just such drama and people can be played with and manipulated. What a time to be alive. Well done.

But she's ok, and her and I cuddle and sleep together now.

I'm glad you could inform everyone that you're cuddling and sleeping with someone's ex-girlfriend. Pointing something like that out is the mark of a true gentleman. Could anybody be as upstanding of a person as you? I doubt it.