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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-06-02, 04:21
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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Default So, it's my birthday.

A-L-O-N-E

Yeah, it's sad.
 #2 
Old 2007-06-02, 04:24
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Florida, US
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Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore
 #3 
Old 2007-06-02, 04:39
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!
mine was 2 days ago, we are kind of twins.
how old?
 #4 
Old 2007-06-02, 06:07
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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I'm nineteen. It's pretty cool.
 #5 
Old 2007-06-02, 06:09
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Default Re: So, it's my birthday.

Happy Birthday

Best wishes for the upcoming year.
 #6 
Old 2007-06-02, 06:10
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Euda
Happy Birthday

Best wishes for the upcoming year.


Birthdays suck ass. My step-dad always told me "It's just another fucking day, it doesn't make you special."

Fucking comfort me, someone.
 #7 
Old 2007-06-02, 12:19
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OMG!! Today is my birthday too!

How old are you? I'm 27.
 #8 
Old 2007-06-02, 12:27
avivsworld avivsworld is offline
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Default Re: So, it's my birthday.

A-L-O-N-E

Yeah, it's sad.

Lol, suicide.
 #9 
Old 2007-06-02, 12:45
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Default Re: So, it's my birthday.

Happy Birthday kiddo, go out and partay.
 #10 
Old 2007-06-02, 13:54
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As a special birthday present I've removed you from my ignore list.

Have a good one.
 #11 
Old 2007-06-02, 15:35
el manuel el manuel is offline
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Well go fix the situation so you don't have to be alone next year. You'd be surprised how much you can gain and change in a year. Happy Birthday!
 #12 
Old 2007-06-02, 17:43
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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Moving sucks ass.

Thanks, Rabbitweed. That's awesome.
 #13 
Old 2007-06-02, 17:47
Mr. Stabby Mr. Stabby is offline
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Happy birthday.

:D
 #14 
Old 2007-06-02, 21:44
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Groovy.
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Happy B-Day.

Have a good year!
 #15 
Old 2007-06-02, 22:00
SnapShot SnapShot is offline
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Happy birthday.
And don't worry about being alone... You'll get used to it eventually! Mwahaha!
[/jackass mode]
 #16 
Old 2007-06-02, 22:03
Penguins in the Desert Penguins in the Desert is offline
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My birthday is on the 13th. I have the same birthdate as the Olsen twins.... hurray.

But, I'll be 21! And exactly a week after I turn 21, my favorite band is playing right here in my town! (Which is, even now, hard to believe)
 #17 
Old 2007-06-03, 02:50
LDAC LDAC is offline
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happy birthday and i wish that you Murder/Suicide

after that...peace.
 #18 
Old 2007-06-03, 03:02
Cosmo Memory Cosmo Memory is offline
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Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday dear H4T3.
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuu.
 #19 
Old 2007-06-03, 06:08
TruthWielder TruthWielder is offline
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Happy Birthday my man, many happy returns :)

*drinks Sake in your name*
 #20 
Old 2007-06-03, 12:52
cant b bothered cant b bothered is offline
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to make this even more s&a like, its my birthday now. no longer jail bait and not only is there no boyfriend, my friends will forget as always.
 #21 
Old 2007-06-03, 13:28
Father Time Father Time is offline
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Happy birthday. :)
 #22 
Old 2007-06-04, 03:12
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Happy birthday!

I've always wanted someone to throw me a surprise party for my birthday...But it wont count unless someone does it on their own accord, not just because I've said that I want one. :(

*hopes that this is the year*
 #23 
Old 2007-06-04, 03:16
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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When's your birthday? Which side of Canada do you live on?
 #24 
Old 2007-06-04, 03:27
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happy birthday, you're not special
you're getting older, but not much better
we all want to embarass you!
that's why we're singing this song...
so happy fucking birthday
you're not special
you're not special

nofx anyone?
 #25 
Old 2007-06-04, 03:35
Ich Ich is offline
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Happy birthday! Even if you spend this birthday alone, that doesn't mean the next one will be. And besides, drinking alone has a certain zen to it.
 #26 
Old 2007-06-04, 04:12
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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"It's just another fucking day, it doesn't make you special."

It doesn't hurt to pretend. It's only once a year after all
 #27 
Old 2007-06-04, 05:12
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Happy Birthday. How old are you?

Sucks being alone on your birthday. Trust me, I know.
 #28 
Old 2007-06-04, 15:39
Maggotote Maggotote is offline
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A-L-O-N-E

Yeah, it's sad.

Don't worry man. It is way better off alone than beside a bloodsucking bitch that makes you want to kill her every minute. Fuck, Fuck, I hate her so much!!!!!!!
 #29 
Old 2007-06-04, 16:22
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Florida, US
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cant b bothered
to make this even more s&a like, its my birthday now. no longer jail bait and not only is there no boyfriend, my friends will forget as always.


Aww...As much as I'd like to take advantage of you, Australia is an awfully long ways away.
 
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