I'm very clumsy, slow learner

Parents DO love me, but not like me.
I make horrible first impressions because I'm always nervous, usually takes me a few months to sort of fit in with people but by then it's to late.. on occasion girls called me physco,alien,insane.. and about 1/10 girls continue talking to me after the first week.. but then I've been trapped in the friend zone my whole life so I've never had a g/f either..

I never know what to say or when to say it, or how to say it. Only when I'm done talking I know what I should have said, this is why I fail at every interview.

I'm not depressed or a complete anti-social loser or anything, but this is still pretty bad.

Bump,anyone?

The "freind zone" is like the early days of the berlin wall,sure its a wall but the builder was terrible.

In other words flirt appropriately[sp]with these "freinds" it'll be slow and a pain in the ass but its not that hard once you get in her good books.