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 #1 
Old 2007-05-31, 01:55
echodrug echodrug is offline
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Default I want to fuck this EMO

ok, so there is this emo boy who lives around my area, and basically i want to fuck him...(yes i'm a guy)

Judging upon how he acts, i would say he was pretty gay!..Now, i don't really want to have a relationship with him, just want to have sex with him.

I'm thinking how i would go about doing this. First, i have to find his weakness, then thinking about exploiting him.
I could blackmail him based up on that.

I could also set up some kind of fake scene and get a few dudes to beat him up, then i jump in and fight a little (as i magically just happen to be passing by) and save the fucking day, (telling him i know them and now they will leave you alone) and basically play the nice guy from then onwards, because he will most likely feel a lot safer with me, keeping in mind, he seems really wimpy. and give him the impression, without me..he'll get fucked up by these guys again, they will break into his house, do this do that. basically just strike a lot of fear into him.

I recently bought trash/dust bin mans jacket, i plan to imitate a trash/dust bin man, and steal his rubbish and go thru it in my garden, to see what i could find out about him. Stuff i can use against him in the future. you know like college he might go to, parents divorce..some shit!..i'll see how that goes.

I want to own him, not in an internet sense, but like the white master with a black slave, that sort of thing.

I'm thinking which approach i could take. I don't want to break any law and don't really want to make him fear me, whilst having sex with me, i think that would be somewhat wrong..however im willing.

I would rather just use deception. I don't want bad blood or for him to see me in a negative light, i would rather he views me in a nice light while we're fucking.

Also, it wouldn't work, me going up to him normally, chatting him up, trying impress in that sense, dating, going out here and there, and then getting the action.

I rather use a smooth deception and get it right away .

What you think?
 #2 
Old 2007-05-31, 01:58
tainteddd tainteddd is offline
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I do not care.

S&A
 #3 
Old 2007-05-31, 01:59
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A cave, because I'm a hermit.
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Ugh, this is reminding me why I've left for the past few days.
 #4 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:00
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PWN ME, OK
Default Re: I want to fuck this EMO

I think that more of totse should be homosexual like us. It would just make totse a better place.
 #5 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:01
CF1083 CF1083 is offline
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Do it.

Be sure to fuck him HARD


~1083~
 #6 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:06
slaytanicwhermacht_89 slaytanicwhermacht_89 is offline
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http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/gtfo_forum_11.jpg


and

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p80/djwj12345/trollbridgefi8.jpg
 #7 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:15
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/gtfo_forum_11.jpg


and

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p80/djwj12345/trollbridgefi8.jpg

I fucking chuckled.
 #8 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:20
hellspawn hellspawn is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Valuemart
I think that more of totse should be homosexual like us. It would just make totse a better place.

*awkward cough*
 #9 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:28
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Default Re: I want to fuck this EMO

*awkward cough*

Don't tell me :O You're gay too!

OMG another homo! Join the club babeh!

Man I'll feel left being the only homosexual here with a vagina.
 #10 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:30
knive_lover knive_lover is offline
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Default Re: I want to fuck this EMO

ok, so there is this emo boy who lives around my area, and basically i want to fuck him...(yes i'm a guy)


0_0 I stopped reading and kinda threw up in my mouth a little bit....
 #11 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:33
hellspawn hellspawn is offline
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Don't tell me :O You're gay too!

OMG another homo! Join the club babeh!

Man I'll feel left being the only homosexual here with a vagina.
Sorry, but my ass is a one way road and the only juice my cock is getting on it is that of the sweet vagoo (and/or mouth). I'll watch you and your girlfriends get it on, though.
 #12 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:35
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Get him drunk.

Worked for me in the past.
 #13 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:35
Indulgence Indulgence is offline
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lol guyz i'm lyke totly a lazbin u shud all join me

Fuck that shit gets annoying. No one cares that you're gay.

LVM, I like you, but we all know that you are gay. I don't even think you can be completely 100% sure of your sexuality at 15 anyway.

So just stop flaunting it. It's annoying.
 #14 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:37
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PWN ME, OK
Default Re: I want to fuck this EMO

Quote:
Originally Posted by Indulgence
lol guyz i'm lyke totly a lazbin u shud all join me

Fuck that shit gets annoying. No one cares that you're gay.

LVM, I like you, but we all know that you are gay. I don't even think you can be completely 100% sure of your sexuality at 15 anyway.

So just stop flaunting it. It's annoying.


I didn't mean it to flaunt it, I meant my two previous statements as a joke. I'm sorry if I offended you or came off as a sort of a bitch.
 #15 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:38
Indulgence Indulgence is offline
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I didn't mean it to flaunt it, I meant my two previous statements as a joke. I'm sorry if I offended you or came off as a sort of a bitch.

No harm done, it's just that every other post you make seems to mention your sexuality somehow.
 #16 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:39
hellspawn hellspawn is offline
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I didn't mean it to flaunt it, I meant my two previous statements as a joke. I'm sorry if I offended you or came off as a sort of a bitch.
One more thing.

I'M NOT GAY (just in case you didn't get my last post)
 #17 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:40
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No harm done, it's just that every other post you make seems to mention your sexuality somehow.

Actually unless I'm throwing it out half jokingly, I don't usually mention it unless someone is like "u shud get a bf, omg i hav a penis wanna fuk?" or something similar. Which, sadly enough, considering this is totse, happens pretty often >.>
 #18 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:41
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Default Re: I want to fuck this EMO

Quote:
Originally Posted by Indulgence
lol guyz i'm lyke totly a lazbin u shud all join me

Fuck that shit gets annoying. No one cares that you're gay.

LVM, I like you, but we all know that you are gay. I don't even think you can be completely 100% sure of your sexuality at 15 anyway.

So just stop flaunting it. It's annoying.


QFT



5char
 #19 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:45
behindthemask behindthemask is offline
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Cut yourself and bleed all over him. Then when he is drinking your blood cut him and drink hid blood. Now you guys are blood brothers. I don't what this has to do with sex but now your blood brothers! :D
 #20 
Old 2007-05-31, 02:59
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A cave, because I'm a hermit.
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Sorry, but my ass is a one way road and the only juice my cock is getting on it is that of the sweet vagoo (and/or mouth). I'll watch you and your girlfriends get it on, though.

Vagoo=Best word ever.

Damn, Indie music is kickarse.
 #21 
Old 2007-05-31, 07:07
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echodrug, i'm curious here, when you say you want to fuck him, what does that mean? get your dick sucked by him? suck his dick? fuck him in the ass? get fucked in the ass? rub weenies together and get off on the friction?

it's just hard to know what this means since i usually think of "fucking" as sticking one's heterosexual penis into another's heterosexual vagina.
 #22 
Old 2007-05-31, 13:15
echodrug echodrug is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by whocares123
echodrug, i'm curious here, when you say you want to fuck him, what does that mean? get your dick sucked by him? suck his dick? fuck him in the ass? get fucked in the ass? rub weenies together and get off on the friction?

it's just hard to know what this means since i usually think of "fucking" as sticking one's heterosexual penis into another's heterosexual vagina.


I want to fuck him in his ass, and yes also get my dick sucked too. I wouldn't mind staying over his house either, you know..sleeping a few nights and fuck for awhile. I would also like to lick his body and rub him everywhere, you know just being really affectionate.
 #23 
Old 2007-05-31, 13:59
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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I was thinking of this hot emo chick in my old school.. you went and ruined that. I was about to fap.

Anyway, I'm sure you could go and ask him out..
 #24 
Old 2007-05-31, 14:45
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thisis some fucked up shit man
 #25 
Old 2007-05-31, 15:04
Maggotote Maggotote is offline
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Goddamned Faggots!!! You are the reason why HIV is such a fucked up plague nowadays.
 #26 
Old 2007-05-31, 15:07
uio3q uio3q is offline
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I need to see pics. before I approve of this thread.
 #27 
Old 2007-05-31, 15:15
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This thread is utter proof that homos are in no way, shape or form as being "normal". Setting up a staged fights to come sweeping in like Prince Charming? Rooting through his trash to get dirt on him???? ROFLMFAO. Ummmm, ok what the fuck ever. Face it, you are deviants....nothing more, nothing less. And it is WAY beyond your sexuality, your mind is on some other messed up wave length. When are you fags going to understand that ever since your homosexual lifestyle has become politically correct to accept, that the more and more you open up your lives to us and expose the twisted way that you live and think.....you are just furthering the original belief that you are weirdos on a profound level. All you are doing by posting this kind of drivel is that everyone else was right from the get go in the sense you people should have STAYED IN THE CLOSET, where you BELONG!
 #28 
Old 2007-05-31, 16:38
getoffmylawn getoffmylawn is offline
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cut your wrists before fucking and die when you both climax. You'd go down in the emo history books.
 #29 
Old 2007-05-31, 17:02
Anal_Blast Anal_Blast is offline
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Do us all a favor and cover your dick in barbed wire first. Maybe then we wont have to hear about this shit ever again, and youd think I would be interested with my handle and all but...yeah huff raid.
 #30 
Old 2007-05-31, 19:24
IronZeppelin IronZeppelin is offline
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Fucking troll
 #31 
Old 2007-05-31, 19:34
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Threads like this shouldn't be moved. I hope it's a joke.

In the case that it isn't a joke, I suggest you go ask your Mother what she thinks about your plan.
 #32 
Old 2007-05-31, 19:45
hedonist hedonist is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by echodrug
ok, so there is this emo boy who lives around my area, and basically i want to fuck him...(yes i'm a guy)

Judging upon how he acts, i would say he was pretty gay!..Now, i don't really want to have a relationship with him, just want to have sex with him.

I'm thinking how i would go about doing this. First, i have to find his weakness, then thinking about exploiting him.
I could blackmail him based up on that.

I could also set up some kind of fake scene and get a few dudes to beat him up, then i jump in and fight a little (as i magically just happen to be passing by) and save the fucking day, (telling him i know them and now they will leave you alone) and basically play the nice guy from then onwards, because he will most likely feel a lot safer with me, keeping in mind, he seems really wimpy. and give him the impression, without me..he'll get fucked up by these guys again, they will break into his house, do this do that. basically just strike a lot of fear into him.

I recently bought trash/dust bin mans jacket, i plan to imitate a trash/dust bin man, and steal his rubbish and go thru it in my garden, to see what i could find out about him. Stuff i can use against him in the future. you know like college he might go to, parents divorce..some shit!..i'll see how that goes.

I want to own him, not in an internet sense, but like the white master with a black slave, that sort of thing.

I'm thinking which approach i could take. I don't want to break any law and don't really want to make him fear me, whilst having sex with me, i think that would be somewhat wrong..however im willing.

I would rather just use deception. I don't want bad blood or for him to see me in a negative light, i would rather he views me in a nice light while we're fucking.

Also, it wouldn't work, me going up to him normally, chatting him up, trying impress in that sense, dating, going out here and there, and then getting the action.

I rather use a smooth deception and get it right away .

What you think?


I think you=a troll.
 #33 
Old 2007-05-31, 20:58
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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So fuck him. Or don't. but if you need that kind of plan, youre retarded.
 #34 
Old 2007-06-01, 02:23
SlickSammy SlickSammy is offline
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This thread is Liberace gay!!!!
 #35 
Old 2007-06-01, 18:02
lmaorofl lmaorofl is offline
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I don't usually mention it unless someone is like "u shud get a bf, omg i hav a penis wanna fuk?" or something similar. Which, sadly enough, considering this is totse, happens pretty often >.>




eh ghad. Amen
 #36 
Old 2007-06-01, 19:50
i poop in your cerial i poop in your cerial is offline
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You should kill yourself.

I am serious. VERY serious.
 #37 
Old 2007-06-01, 20:51
Mozzul-san Mozzul-san is offline
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I kinda think it's kinda sad that everyone's being homophobic i mean why bother going on this thread and posting then?

but realli erm i think they have a point in that ure going through his bins...
ask him out if he says no get over it, i mean ure acting worse than a horny pre-teen sheesh!
 #38 
Old 2007-06-01, 20:58
Ojise Ojise is offline
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Your post is kinda hot.. but I don't get it

Why would you want to be deceptive? Why would you want to have things to use against him?
 #39 
Old 2007-06-01, 23:03
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This is pretty gross... I love emo chicks though.



Freak.
 #40 
Old 2007-06-02, 04:04
OKwithstuff OKwithstuff is offline
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I would like to see a pic of the fuckable emo boy. It may be a first that I consider an emo boy "good looking" *gauges out eyes*:o
 
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