Where I work, it really helps if you flirt with the female customers. I consider myself OK at this, though I could use some improvement. So S&A, I implore thee- help me become a more effective flirter, both for my business and personal life.


Thanks-

As hard as it might be don't just blatantly stare at their tits.

Have you checked the archives?

Most of my responses are full of banalities but it has to be said: alcohol.

Alcohol works, and it doesn't take much to loosen you up a little bit. And alcohol on your breath can be fixed by a stick of Orbit chewing gum.

Field tested and proven effective, so go ahead. Take a few shots on the job.

Flirting, in my experience, has always been about raising genuine laughter from a woman's belly. Nothing feels better than genuine laughter...orgasms, food, drugs, touching, toying...all that physical shit pales in comparison to getting riled up in tomfoolery.

I'm seeing these people for a few minutes at a time, and I just need a little friendly banter that will make them feel good and such.

Your hair looks nice
You look really nice today
That shirt really brings out your ___

It doesn't take much to bring a smile to someones face. Trust me.

I've already allowed one thread today on flirting/talking to gurls/making the first move.

and one a day is more than enough.