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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-05-30, 18:57
Criso Criso is offline
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Default Do you think masturbating feels good?

Then hear this:

It is proven that having 'real' sex feels 400% better. Because 400% more hormones is 'created' when having 'real' sex.
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Old 2007-05-30, 19:01
Mr. Stabby Mr. Stabby is offline
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

Depends just how good your imagination is ;).
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Old 2007-05-30, 19:01
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

I allways find orgasm itself to be horribly dissapointing, regardless of how vivid my imagination or how fun the build up is.
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Old 2007-05-30, 19:02
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

You're coming to &Totse, and saying this?

What are you trying to do, incite a riot?
 #5 
Old 2007-05-30, 19:21
Criso Criso is offline
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

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Originally Posted by fatkitty420
You're coming to &Totse, and saying this?

What are you trying to do, incite a riot?


No. I'm trying to get a discussion going. I'm talking about sex.. this is a sex forum, right?
 #6 
Old 2007-05-30, 19:26
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

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Originally Posted by yoyobek
I allways find orgasm itself to be horribly dissapointing, regardless of how vivid my imagination or how fun the build up is.


I find it depends, try to go slower and vary it, if you go for a while it can be better as long as you don't blow your load in 20 seconds.
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Old 2007-05-30, 21:38
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

It also depends on the girl... I mean, what if you were doing a "Hood Rat" who's vagina was so lose it's like fucking a bowl of warm clam chowder?

Then, masturbation would be better... In more then one way.
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Old 2007-05-30, 21:59
Atticus_Ellis Atticus_Ellis is offline
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

Depends just how good your grammer is ;).

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Old 2007-05-30, 22:13
PWG PWG is offline
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FIXED

You spelled "grammar" wrong you stupid fuck.
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Old 2007-05-30, 22:17
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

You spelled "grammar" wrong you stupid fuck.

I've lost track of how many times I've seen this sort of scenario on totse :D.
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Old 2007-05-30, 22:39
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Criso
Then hear this:

It is proven that having 'real' sex feels 400% better. Because 400% more hormones is 'created' when having 'real' sex.


Questions:
Proven by whom?
Does this finding matter?
Why did you put quotation marks around the word created?
 #12 
Old 2007-05-30, 22:45
streetjusticeforall streetjusticeforall is offline
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

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Originally Posted by yoyobek
I allways find orgasm itself to be horribly dissapointing, regardless of how vivid my imagination or how fun the build up is.


For me it isn't that orgasm is the disappointment, but rather, the moments immediately after. The feeling of wanting to clean up, wanting to move on with my life and not waste time sitting in my own pool of sperm. The thoughts of "I wonder what else I could have been doing for the last hour?"

Physically speaking, masturbation feels better for me than sex. I also don't like non factual statements being presented as fact. That isn't how discussion starts, that is how to piss me off.

Also, masturbation with a friend present (a female for my taste) who is also engaged in masturbation at the same time, is for me just as satisfying as actual intercourse. You get all the noises, the company, without any stress about whether or not you are pleasuring her, and you can do whatever you want with yourself.
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Old 2007-05-30, 23:19
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Sex is shit compared to masturbation.

Can you legally fuck a row of chained up women who really do not want it, come all over their faces, lick their assholes and then come inside their anus 'til their spitting up man-goo? HELL NO!

Can you imagine you're doing that while you spank off? HELL YEAH!

Masturbation is more satisfying spiritually, physically, mentally, and emotionally. Sex requires putting up with someone I'd rather just punch in the face and never speak to again. Shame though, that if you want birth control to fail so you can have a little version of you to corrupt, you have to have sex, and with a woman who won't terminate if something does go wrong.
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Old 2007-05-30, 23:19
brotherinarms brotherinarms is offline
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prolly cuz u cant get a girl, and ur a poor black man,
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Old 2007-05-30, 23:32
streetjusticeforall streetjusticeforall is offline
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prolly cuz u cant get a girl, and ur a poor black man,


poor black men get more woman than ANYONE on the planet. fact.

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Old 2007-05-30, 23:42
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

Originally Posted by Mr. Stabby:
Depends just how good your grammer is .

FIXED

LOL and this Boys and Girls is what we call a 'self-pwn'.
 #17 
Old 2007-05-31, 01:09
Khepri Khepri is offline
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If I could choose between past sexual experiences and masturbation, I'd go for masturbation. Another person doesn't know what you want exactly where and when you want it, and they usually have no idea how your body works.

Sex feels nice and all, but I get the best orgasms from masturbating.
 #18 
Old 2007-05-31, 01:20
senorfrog senorfrog is offline
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

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Originally Posted by Khepri
If I could choose between past sexual experiences and masturbation, I'd go for masturbation. Another person doesn't know what you want exactly where and when you want it, and they usually have no idea how your body works.

Sex feels nice and all, but I get the best orgasms from masturbating.


Oh see while I'm doing whatever during sex I pay attention to the girl so I can tell what she likes and doesn't.

As far as sex vs masturbation sex definatly wins for me. I look at masturbation more as something I have to do, not so much want to do. Whereas with sex its not all orgasm driven, I like being close to someone and giving them an orgasm. Plus sex definatly feels better, way way way better.
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Old 2007-05-31, 03:15
swblacksheep swblacksheep is offline
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

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Originally Posted by Criso
Then hear this:

It is proven that having 'real' sex feels 400% better. Because 400% more hormones is 'created' when having 'real' sex.


Are you sure, man? I got the technique down pretty well. I think I have singlehandedly (pun very much intended) perfected the art of masturbation.
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Old 2007-05-31, 03:25
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Originally Posted by fatkitty420
You're coming to &Totse, and saying this?

What are you trying to do, incite a riot?


LMAO!
 #21 
Old 2007-05-31, 05:38
RedWasp RedWasp is offline
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Criso
Then hear this:

It is proven that having 'real' sex feels 400% better. Because 400% more hormones is 'created' when having 'real' sex.


You know, I really didn't want to know that.
 #22 
Old 2007-05-31, 05:44
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

Questions:
Proven by whom?
Does this finding matter?
Why did you put quotation marks around the word created?

You, my friend, earn a <3 with that.
 #23 
Old 2007-05-31, 06:23
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

It is proven that having 'real' sex feels 400% better.

Bullshit.

I enjoy "real" sex more because I'm hardwired to desire it. Sensation alone, however... I've had a lot more practice with the equipment than, umm, anyone. "Ah noez whats I likez," as it were.

...and in case you didn't read, yes, I find "real" sex better. It's just for completely different reasons, namely that bitches turn me on more than I do. :p
 #24 
Old 2007-05-31, 08:50
g-r-a-m g-r-a-m is offline
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

Questions:
Proven by whom?
Does this finding matter?
Why did you put quotation marks around the word created?

I LOL'D.
 #25 
Old 2007-05-31, 09:10
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Moving soon.. :p
Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

Depends on if the person you're having sex with is good at pleasing you or not..

Currently, I think masturbation feels better.. :p
 #26 
Old 2007-05-31, 19:45
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

They're almost two different things.
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Old 2007-05-31, 20:02
Docta? Docta? is offline
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

They are two seperate things, as far as Im concerned.

When I'm fuckin' my Mrs, it's all about her. I last as long as possible, and try to pleasure her as much as I possibly can. Usually, if I havent made her cum before I fuck her, Ill finish her off after.

When I'm jackin' it (which doesn't happen much these days) it's all about me! (And doesnt usually last too long :p)
 #28 
Old 2007-05-31, 20:15
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

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Depends on if the person you're having sex with is good at pleasing you or not..

Currently, I think masturbation feels better.. :p


Poor, poor HandofZek...
 #29 
Old 2007-05-31, 20:26
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Poor, poor HandofZek...
Wouldn't we be better off feeling sorry for HT?
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Old 2007-05-31, 21:27
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As far as I'm concerned masterbation is about a million times better than sex. I'm sorry but no tongue, fingers or cock can work the same magic as a good old rampant rabbit.
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Old 2007-05-31, 22:39
MomentaryLapseOfReason MomentaryLapseOfReason is offline
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Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

Of course masturbating feels good, you dumb fuck. Why else would we do it?
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Old 2007-05-31, 23:13
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Why do you post this at totse? "Thats like going into a Walmart and yelling rednecks suck." -Larry the Cableguy
 #33 
Old 2007-06-01, 02:06
swblacksheep swblacksheep is offline
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Will no one laugh at my pun?

:(
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Old 2007-06-01, 04:58
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Moving soon.. :p
Default Re: Do you think masturbating feels good?

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Will no one laugh at my pun?

:(


Ha.. Haha.. :)
 #35 
Old 2007-06-01, 06:24
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the orgasms i give myself from jerking are better than the orgasms i get from average sex. by average sex i mean most of the sex i get, but here and there i will have a really great fuck and the orgasm will be a million times better than any jerk i could have. but still, most of the time the jerking orgasm is much better. even so, 95% of the time id rather be fucking than jerking. the buildup is what makes it great. sure the orgasm may not be as good, but when im jerking i dont have anyone moaning or a fat ass to squeeze or titties to suck on or anything like that. and generally im happy to sacrifice some of my orgasm to make the buildup better, especially when theres always still a chance at having an intense climax. but more often than i probably even think, after fucking i will think to myself that i should have just done it myself. and also, theres just something about leaning back in my chair, turning on a good porno, whipping the little one out and giving myself pleasure free of care, worry, and effort, making myself cum, and then just going about whatever i was doing before.

so yes, i do think masturbating feels good. but yeah, sex is better. but even if i could get the best sex from the hottest women any time on demand, id still masturbate regularly.
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Old 2007-06-01, 09:31
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anyone who says sex is better is either a virgin or a complete idiot.
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Old 2007-06-02, 06:25
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Originally Posted by plank00000
anyone who says sex is better is either a virgin or a complete idiot.


are you serious? i would rather there be the weight of a female and the feeling of her on my cock when i blow my load then sitting there with my hand on my shit alone in my room.

you're fucked up man.
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Old 2007-06-02, 06:26
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Of course masturbating feels good, you dumb fuck. Why else would we do it?


what exactly is a super mod?
 
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