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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add gunjah to your ignore list  
Old 2007-05-29, 21:07
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Default Ultimate place to die.

I have been thinking that the moon would be the ultimate place for a human to die is the moon. You would never decompose and the only way you'd go away is an asteroid hit. Im unsure if i would want a space suit on me. How funny would it be to aliens in a couple million years when they find a human body on the moon.

I would go up tomorrow if i had the choice. Too bad the russians never made it. Would it be classified as helping a suicide? Dieing on the moon is defiantly the ultimate death and i dont even care how painful it would be.
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Old 2007-05-30, 01:57
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ya thatd be pretty cool. If you had a fair amount of money you could co on a one way trip of death to the moon. But landing on the moon and getting out would be wayyyy to expensive and hard. It would be alot more practicle to just crash full speed into the fucker. With a basic rocket used for launching satellites you could achieve this.

Like this one, definitly worth it. And i agree, best way to go. flying into the sun would be pretty sweet too, getting reduced back to your basic atomic components.

http:../../youtube.com/watch@v=qizxi-mljjs

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Old 2007-05-30, 06:21
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I would have to go with dying bravely in battle. I reckon that would be the best way to go. See you in Valhalla!
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Old 2007-05-30, 09:59
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I would have to go with dying bravely in battle. I reckon that would be the best way to go. See you in Valhalla!
I'm tossing up between that, a heroin overdose while being pleasured by a selection of miss universe candidates and terminal hilarity (laughing so hard/much that your heart stops).
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Old 2007-05-30, 10:59
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You know, dying on the moon by CO2 poisoning/suffocation would be my preferred way to die. Ever seen that movie Space Cowboys (I think that's the one)? That's exactly what happened to one of the astronauts at the end. It would be very peaceful and you'd have such a nice view.
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Old 2007-05-31, 06:11
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You would never decompose and the only way you'd go away is an asteroid hit. Im unsure if i would want a space suit on me. How funny would it be to aliens in a couple million years when they find a human body on the moon.
Depends on how good the bacteria in your body are at resisting temperature and how good the seals on your suit are. If it is too hot or cold the you won't rot. If anything can live on your remains you will rot till the seals on your suit go. Then all the water will start boiling off into space.
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Old 2007-05-31, 06:25
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Death via 1000 virgins.

Sex to the death, baby! Yee Haw...
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Old 2007-05-31, 12:04
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I would have to go with dying bravely in battle. I reckon that would be the best way to go. See you in Valhalla!
I personally would like to avoid a 'straw death'. I was thinking implaing myself with a sword.
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Old 2007-06-01, 01:39
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Cool.
Ever seen total recall? Well, in there they go into space and it sucks out their eyes. not sure if it is true, but if it is, that would suck.
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Old 2007-06-03, 06:13
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I would have to go with dying bravely in battle. I reckon that would be the best way to go. See you in Valhalla!
QFT

And because VB won't let me post without five characters, MANOWAR!

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He is descended from giants. His father Loki,
God of fire, is the sworn blood brother to
Odin himself. He rides across land, sea and air
From the land of the living, to the land of
The dead. This eight legged steed crosses eight
Points of the compass, from eight directions
Into eight dimensions. He is bringer of the
Valiant dead from the battlefield to Valhalla!

Carry we who die in battle
Over land and sea
Across the rainbow bridge to Valhalla
Odin's waiting for me

He was born of giants
His icy coat is grey
At night he rides into the world of death
The living by day

One day on his back I shall ride
From the battlefield into the sky
Borne by Valkyries we valiant dead
Into the hall of heroes shall be led

Ride down from Asgard
To the battlefield
Bringer of the valiant dead
Who died but never yielded

Carry we who die in battle
Over land and sea
Across the rainbow bridge to Valhalla
Odin's waiting for me

Faster then the fastest horse alive
The living son of fire rides
From the halls of across the sky
To the world of gods and men

Eight legs and magic runes
Carved upon his teeth
Thunder and lightning
Sound beneath his feet
On his back the war god Odin rides
Sword and magic spear held high

Ride down from Asgard
To the battlefield
Bringer of the valiant dead
Who died but never yielded

Carry we who die in battle
Over land and sea
Across the rainbow bridge to Valhalla
Odin's waiting for me

Last edited by Prometheum; 2007-06-03 at 06:14. Reason: changed song from Battle Hymns to Slepnir
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Old 2007-06-03, 06:16
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In the womb.
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Old 2007-06-03, 09:22
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QFT

And because VB won't let me post without five characters, MANOWAR!
Ummm, you've posted several times that you're an atheist, so I'm confused. Are you atheist or heathen?
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