Okay, so for the last few times we've had sex it's been normal vanilla missionary sex. Each of those times I couldn't cum. The only time I felt anything close to cumming was when she was moaning from having her orgasms.

My plan now is to try some anal play to see if that fixes the situation. Any other advice would be nice. ^^

Try some pain, or bloodplay. Stick each other with piercing needles during sex, suck up the blood, and spit it on each other. Burn each other with cigarettes. Get into watersports.

This is what works for me, might not work for you.

Some of that works. Your response wasn't serious, but you really have no idea how kinky I am. ^^

You have a vanilla mindset. You, yourself, are vanilla. Become chocolate and everything is chocolate.

I guess I didn't explain myself well enough. SHE is vanilla, I'm a combination of purple with white stripes.

I guess I didn't explain myself well enough. SHE is vanilla, I'm a combination of purple with white stripes.

No, YOU are vanilla and SHE is purple with white stripes.

She is a woman! Let her be a woman! Trust me, they are freaky enough naturally as it is! Just let her be herself! Don't force anything.

I just realized that this thread sucks. I'd delete it if I could.

I can't believe you two are having sex already!

And she's already told us she's not into the EAS, zek!:P

And you are too young to be turned off by "vanilla" sex. Just relax and enjoy it and console yourself by thinking that no orgasm for you, means no pregnancy for her.

This thread is great, what are you talking about?

I think anyone that deletes their own threads has suicidal urges.

Stop deleting threads!

It's true.. I'm not kinky enough for him.. I don't like pain during sex.. I hate being spat on.. I don't like my hair pulled.. I don't want to be a dominatrix..

He just makes me feel too" manly.. He likes to be submissive and really, I hate it!

Missionary is boring.. But instead of working on new things to try, practice getting me off.. You suck in that area..

We'll compromise, If you get good at getting me off, then I'll be more interested in having sex with you..

Hey! That would mean you wouldn't have to make threads complaining about the "plain vanilla" sex you've been getting, and maybe be having some Americone Dream instead, huh?

Ya dick..

Oooooo.

You know they have 2 kids, right?

See?

You don't need to worry about anything other than pleasuring her. Don't care about yourself. Your pleasure will come through her.

That is what sex is about.

You know they have 2 kids, right?

She means so soon after having the baby.. and is implying that she doesn't want me pregnant again..

Hell, I don't want me pregnant again!

She means so soon after having the baby.. and is implying that she doesn't want me pregnant again..

Hell, I don't want me pregnant again!

I've often wondered, do you two post from the same computer?

I've often wondered, do you two post from the same computer?

Yeah.. its a laptop..

He puts it down, I pick it up.. We kinda take turns, ya know? We have a desk top pc, but it's too hard to use.. I don't have a desk or table to put it on.. It just sits on the floor.. :(

But anyway, yeah.. same pc.. Same IP.. etc.. (unless he's at work and I'm here.. That's different Lp)

Some of that works. Your response wasn't serious, but you really have no idea how kinky I am. ^^

Actually, it was serious. I've done everything but the cigarette thing, which I really want to try.

You are using contraception this time around, right?

It's true.. I'm not kinky enough for him.. I don't like pain during sex.. I hate being spat on.. I don't like my hair pulled.. I don't want to be a dominatrix..

He just makes me feel too" manly.. He likes to be submissive and really, I hate it!

Missionary is boring.. But instead of working on new things to try, practice getting me off.. You suck in that area..

We'll compromise, If you get good at getting me off, then I'll be more interested in having sex with you..

Hey! That would mean you wouldn't have to make threads complaining about the "plain vanilla" sex you've been getting, and maybe be having some Americone Dream instead, huh?

Ya dick..

Haha HT, your husband sounds like me. Well, maybe not the pain-fetish-hair-pulling stuff, but I do prefer it underneath ;)

Yeah.. its a laptop..

He puts it down, I pick it up.. We kinda take turns, ya know? We have a desk top pc, but it's too hard to use.. I don't have a desk or table to put it on.. It just sits on the floor.. :(

But anyway, yeah.. same pc.. Same IP.. etc.. (unless he's at work and I'm here.. That's different Lp)

I normally wouldn't pry, but I'm quite curious. Do you say to each other in person, what you type into totse, or do you let your partner read it here? That's assuming that you're both in the same building when you're typing.

You know they have 2 kids, right?

I meant I can't believe they're having sex so soon after she gave birth.

That really is prickish that he wrote that where she could read it.

I've got to admit, I'd be quite offended if my boyfriend posted here saying he was bored with our sex life. Especially if we were both on the forum! It's really quite rude and insensitive, he could have discussed it with her first instead of the world, then her.

I admit I'm a little torn of this one too. I really value the honesty of both of them and i think its great they give us all so many insights into their relationship.

A lot of people here will probably be finding themselves dealing with similar issues within the next few years (yeah Kid, I laugh when you proclaim, with the impetuousness of youth, you are NEVER going to have kids!).

But i don't think he should criticise her bed-skillz here where she posts or for that matter at all.

I really didn't take it that he was criticizing her skills, but emphasizing how they contrast in their styles/desires. I think it's very interesting, those differences, and I always wonder how people can work them out.

I also like how she corrected him for posting it here. It shows her strength.

You of course approve of disobedient unsubmissive women:P

I thought Zek's post was reasonable enough. Well, kind of. Just about within the boundaries of an S&A post instead of a bitchy post. HT's was the all-out hurtful one.

They do this all the time. You should see some of the stuff they post to each other in HB (although it's been stepped down a bit recently), it makes "my partner sucks in bed" look positively charming.

I love kinky sex and BDSM too. But I can manage without it. Try and have a break from it and see if you look at sex afresh.

YEAH people, this is why you dont introduce your significant other to Totse!

I must admit, I'd be really hurt if my boyfriend posted something like this on a place he knew I'd end up reading it.



If he finds you that fucking boring, then well Damn! I guess he can fuck right off, get the fuck out of your life and stop living off your back, and go find some pussy that will put up with all his bullshit.


Fuck you Zek. You dont deserve a good girl like hardly there.

I thought Zek's post was reasonable enough. Well, kind of. Just about within the boundaries of an S&A post instead of a bitchy post. HT's was the all-out hurtful one.

They do this all the time. You should see some of the stuff they post to each other in HB (although it's been stepped down a bit recently), it makes "my partner sucks in bed" look positively charming.

I admit, I don't look in HB very much. That's kind of disturbing that they post mean stuff about each other there!

Half the stuff in HB is just us (Mainly me..) playing around.. teasing more than anything..

As for this.. He definitely didn't mention anything to me about it yesterday! Truth be told, I don't think he has the right to say anything about our sex being boring.. 95% of the time, our sex ends with his snoring in my ear as I try to achieve an orgasm..

I could do kinkier things with him, but I don't think he'd last very long.. :p

This wasn't that hurtful.. don't worry.. It was more of a laugh, "you're an asshole" thing for me.. :)

It wasn't a "hurtful" thread, but more of a "help me orgasm" thread.

I only like vanilla, with some occasional strawberries.

If it was anyone else who had said that here, I would have assumed 'strawberries' was shorthand for some really weird and interesting perversion.

If it was anyone else who had said that here, I would have assumed 'strawberries' was shorthand for some really weird and interesting perversion.

It started out as 'strawberry', but I thought people might misconstrue that as bloodplay or something.

Fruit can be a sensual thing and good playful entertainment.

a warning to the blood fetish camp
do not bite your partner to get your blood
because you mouth is filled with thousands of bacteria even if you've just brushed
when i did it gave my girlfriend a nasty infection and the wound became purple and puffed up for weeks
she was dead pissed after that

She probably didn't clean and dress it properly.

Next time tell your girl your gonna fuck her however you want and fuck the shit out of her every way possible.

Why the fuck do you need me to tell you this? I should start charging dumbasses like you.